roxy otm, when I am pretending I am in a crappy porno I yell all kinds of bullshit
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I hooked up with a guy a couple of times who I thought was saying either "oh yeh, son of a bitch" or "oh you son of a bitch." I finally figured out it was the latter.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
professional?― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i loled
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong
as with most sweeping generalizations, presumptive and not true for all situations.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
so lick my balls.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I really want to make a joke based on 'if anything coming out of your mouth is not jizz you're doing it wrong' but that would just be wrong (in more ways than one).
― emil.y, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
when I first read that post I 1/2 expected it to say something to that effect
morbius otm about that not always being true
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah look whatever. was not intended to be gospel. for christ's sake.
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
yes, sometimes "so, lick my balls" is the right thing to say
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".
― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:05 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link
lol I was looking for that post. Bryan sounds like he was getting head from girls who were doing it wrong. He's otm though. That or any variation thereof is maybe the worst sounding question ever. Best to make sure that it never has to be asked imo.
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
using your mouth like a hand is the key to good head. massage, don't eat.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, doing it right always involves sucking on nuts? I am missing out, here.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, i was looking for that post too
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
buzza's on vacation, i'm filling in.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe you need to do it in a fake voice, like darth vader or something
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 08:51 (thirteen years ago) link
this is the biggest lol from The House Bunny imo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWYsekCJdac
*suck my balls* [exorcist voice]
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link
are you drunk too grady?
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol no
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 08:59 (thirteen years ago) link
are u a tranny chaser?
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i did have a cocktail about half an hour ago but i try and steer clear of the ILTMI gays thread when i'm intoxicated
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
sarahel "tranny chaser" is KBP's tired old meme for me
it's different for girls iirc
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
She's a man, baby!
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link
My one concession to dirty talk: when someone's on the brink, direct eye contact, "DO IT. FUCKING DO IT." That tends to work quite well!
― mike t-diva, Thursday, 3 February 2011 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i try and steer clear of the ILTMI gays thread when i'm intoxicated
oooooooooooh
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― acid druthers temple (crüt), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link
See also: Louie episode "Old."
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
lol I was looking for that post. Bryan sounds like he was getting head from girls who were doing it wrong. He's otm though. That or any variation thereof is maybe the worst sounding question ever. Best to make sure that it never has to be asked imo.― ENBB, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 9:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ENBB, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 9:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Strongly disagree.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
fwiw ever since table's shit-eater story i have read this thread title as "I Lost An Ass-Drop In His Cough Hole"
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link
loooooool
― The Reverend, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Jesse - which which part? That it's an awful sounding question?
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I just think "could you suck my balls" IN CONTEXT is totally acceptable and maybe sexy if said the right way. Though I would put it "will you suck my balls" or, in certain situations, "suck my balls." Also maybe disagree that it sounds like Bryan's girl was doing it wrong.
But I also totally see the comedy intended in the post quoted above.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Some occasions call for "Willst du meinen Balls gehrsucken?"
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Idk to me it just sounds so ridiculous. Balls. It's a silly word for a fairly ridiculous body part. I only meant that it sounded like she was doing it wrong because generally I think it's better approach to . . . errr . . . at least incorporate them into the whole deal in some way than not to. I mean everyone's diff, of course, but I'm just saying that generally speaking I think including them is better than excluding when it comes to this sorta thing.
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post If they were asking in German they'd probably say Eier because iirc eggs is the common colloquialism.
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
A request that echoed distractingly in my head included the qualifying phrase "for a second." That was a big mistake.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I keep thinking of the Louis C.K. sketch where he's talking about trying to ask his wife to lick her palm during a handjob, and how his inability to communicate this is misinterpreted.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
slap my sack
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at correcting him on "Balls" but apparently gesucken is the correct verb. :D
― totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry, gehrsucken
― totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
The important part is sounding like Christoph Waltz.
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Meinen Eier heißen Lekkerland.
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought gesucken had a nice ring. Hey if geflirted can be an actual word that's used today (which it is) then gesucken can too in my mind.
― ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Rot ist Liebe,schwarz ist das Loch.Auch wenn es weh tut,rein muss er doch.Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,alles auf dem Rasen.Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,auf dem schönen Rasen.Und ist der Rasen nass,macht es auch im Stehen Spaß.
Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,alles auf dem Rasen.
Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,auf dem schönen Rasen.Und ist der Rasen nass,macht es auch im Stehen Spaß.
― mike t-diva, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
its better than naw on my choad.
― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
This made me laugh and I wanted to share it, but no one available ATM, so I hope someone here will enjoy it! Be sure to click View It In A Room.
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/25/view-it-in-a-room-nsfw-3/
NSFW, obv., but not very.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ayo
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 February 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link
hello. yesterday i did a group blowjob/cum-eating scene with four other guys in an RV that was parked on a side alley in SF. i am somewhat surprised that i still qualify as 'twink.' think it's my face? i dunno.
anyway, it was fun, and soon enough, my cum-covered mouth will be on the back of a DVD in disgusting porn shops all over the land.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Claire Daynze in My So-Called Cum-Covered Mouth.
― The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link