post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

r: is drummer
s: is from WI

It might be the first for you, but it's about the 900th time I've seen it, and it was funny maybe the first time and now, not so much. I apologize, I should have said something more like "please, for the love of christ, no one ever say that again as it stopped being funny about 12 years ago."

^ not real

i didnt know it was a thing. i was not trying to be funny. i am just stating my opinion.

xp to Dan

r: tall, handsome, and jolly
s: a much kinder person than I am, would prob dislike me inside of 6 mos

http://www.aurigintech.com/robot-typing-hand.jpg

xp to laurel

r: fancy dancing, general impression of awesomeness
s: appears to do things other than drink all day

I'm having a beer at work right now, so...not much!

Plaudits, Laurel

c: i can borrow his awesome clothes!!!
d: reeks of booze early in the morning!

Persiflage! (Usually)

c: keeps posting here so he can learn his weaknesses and improve upon them by reading the "d" column when someone inevitably posts after him
d: OR IS HE?

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist.

Ho.

it's a date, not marriage. sheesh, getting ahead of yourself. buy us a drink first! xp

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist slut.

Fixed.

Barkeep! A drink for the whole thread and keep'em coming.

c: seems like he'd be a generous love
d: too much cock, not enough vag

r: parties
s: too bony

r: drummer
s: too Jewish

i've got no more bones than the next person!

Oh bullshit.

Um, not to ck - I do believe you have exactly the required number of bones, no more or less.

lol @ Laurel

http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/attachments/other-cool-games/17626d1151376419-mousebreaker-chatbot-chat.jpg

:) cute/hot in a manic sorta way; is in band
:( would have to fight off pantie-throwing groupies for his attention

r: v. pretty
s: far away, would have to fight molesting restaurateurs

f: seems like would be awesome drinking companion
s: has pardner already ;_;

wait... f? I meant r

clearly you are just a big gay engineer who thinks of things only in terms of "fabulous" and "sub-optimal"

Awesome.

f: is fabulous
s: may secretly think she's sub-optional

fab: you rule and your comics rule and you are awesome
sub(culture): now I am just being silly

Haha, I actually meant to say 'sub-optimal.' My language is kind of languishing.

Well I am sub optional. MEANING TEHRE IS NO OPTION BUT THE AWESOME THAT IS I.

Note to self: stop drinking coffee.

c: is great, kind person, to chat with
d: two goths together compound the emoness

(ex-goths)

Its funny because its true =)

Oh and

c: hott, talented, love the way he thinks
d: ... none I can think of tbh

c: fun person, likes games, laughs at same weirdness
d: lives on opposite side of planet

That is no obstacle: get a virtual room.

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c: funny and kind
d: would dress my dogs up in funny outfits

this "opposite side of the planet" thing DOES NOT COUNT!!! i'm moving half a world to be with someone i met on the interwebs!

gross!

Seriously??

Whoa!

I take it you've met him outside the Internet too?

I once was on a date with a girl who told me that some guy had flewn to from the US to Paris just to meet her, although they'd only exchanged messages on OKCupid before that. Dude must've been pretty desperate, or at least with a lot of extra cash.

An IM Infatuation Turned to Romance. Then the Truth Came Out.

Though I didn't mean in any way to disparage your relationship Rubyredd, I'm sure it's on a firmer basis.

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