Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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markers, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, if this changes their model, I'm out. It was only ever a fun thing for me and I am so not interested in the "serious" online dating model of other sites, so fuck that.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hi rogermexico, i am the guy who messaged you sometime last year about don b. i still haven't found my copy of forty stories.

danski, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i have another date tomorrow night. english student, pretty, seems p chill :)

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

someone actually wrote me for once
and i feel too lazy to even respond

homosexual II, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

If he's not into rock climbing and kayaking, why bother.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm almost considering signing up again just to make a gag profile and seeing what happens.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Go on, before match.com make everyone pay for the fricking thing.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I can send you crepey messages.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish Hooz would write my response for me

homosexual II, Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I always choke on sending a message to someone. It seems like nothing I write will be clever or eyecatching enough.

Dating shouldnt feel like freaking job interviews :|

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i always found the initial message v difficult. replying is usually pretty easy.

deleted my profile the other day. whatever purpose it ever served has long since passed

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm mainly in it for amusement value. The pool of matches is so static I'm beginning to think it's not worth taking seriously, but I'll leave it there.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

hey danski! i've been off okc since, like, october due to: dating life was getting way too complicated... but it was super-cool to meet you and if/when i inevitably turn it back on i'm looking forward to meeting more ilxors!

hey trayce and all! sorry my jibe took us sideways. that "ooer" was funny! and trayce, you pretty much can't avoid the west coast so drinks are on me in SF.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 February 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome! I'll hold you to that.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, if this changes their model, I'm out. It was only ever a fun thing for me and I am so not interested in the "serious" online dating model of other sites, so fuck that.

― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, February 2, 2011 10:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

absolutely. if we're talking like $4,99 a month or something i might stick around just cause it actually has served me really well, but if they move to some shitty $19.99+ model or whatever fuck that

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 3 February 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no way am i paying at all. Heck I've had better luck getting dates from forums, ha.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 07:30 (thirteen years ago) link

SO IT BEGINS

let's write songs :)
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HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Game face, playa.

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I havent spotted any ads. Adblock is hiding them maybe?

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

idk i haven't signed on for a couple days since the buyout

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

For like a week I have been getting "Sorry, we're having technical difficulties right now. Check back later." when I try to log in - anybody else?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link

OKC just sent me that email that basically says "hi you're better looking than most people on here so now we'll show you BETTER LOOKING MATCHES!"

Like wtf. Could you not show me these ANYWAY? :|

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

So they're letting you see the goods they keep in the back of the store, eh?

Cunga, Monday, 14 February 2011 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

somewhere someone with a face like an arse is copping the dregs

mutual can man (Schlafsack), Monday, 14 February 2011 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, the other response is a bit disheartening to say the least...submit photo, no notification, but suddenly most of the attractive people are gone. So it goes, I guess.

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 14 February 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

TBH it hasnt changed the results, I am still getting a bunch of dbags and old pervs idgi?

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Over the whole damn thing anyway, thnk I'll join a nunnery :(

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't believe u

mookieproof, Monday, 14 February 2011 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I might as well already be in one! *angst*

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry prob way tmi oh well lol.

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

So hang on, let me get this right...you put up a photo, OKC assume that you're butt ugly, so only show you profiles of your own kind? What a swizz!

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Monday, 14 February 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

well the way it works is that they initially just show you people with high match percentages, but eventually if enough people rate you highly on quickmatch (4 or 5 stars) which they pretty rightly assume is based on a snap judgment on looks, they'll start giving you other people who are mainly 4-5 star types regardless of match percentage. so you'll start seeing people that might have 30% match with you but have been highly rated a lot.

i have a theory that the whole thing is a lie/social experiment that okc is running to see what effect it has when you tell someone they're more attractive than other people, because that's the kind of thing the people who run okc would do.

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I just assume it knows that as an attractive person I want to bone other attractive people but don't really give a shit what they do or think.

w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 14 February 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm pretty well convinced the lie/social experiment theory is correct.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the "you are attractive, you can now see all attractive people" letter is sent to everyone on okcupid, or everyone that logged in during the previous month from when you received the letter.

And I think you don't get to see any more people than you normally would see.

call me king bubbles and sound like a sheik sheik (CaptainLorax), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

and XP to HOOS, I have no idea what quickmatch ratings are. maybe I got the first part wrong about who gets the letter but I assume you still see the same people

call me king bubbles and sound like a sheik sheik (CaptainLorax), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah as I entioned upthread it hasnt changed my matches at all, I thought it was a bit of a jokey email tbh, I'd be worried if anyone took it rly seriously.

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

it changed my matches pretty thoroughly tbh, before i was getting all chix w/match percentiles in the 90s of varying levels of hotness, now i pretty uniformly get hotties but will literally see girls in my match queue with 0% match

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I was getting 0% cuties before, tho! Those ones were weird tho, it was like ppl whod never filled in the questions hence 0%.

I got an AMAZING match the other week, a really intriguingly weird guy, went to send him a msg and realised he had not logged on since 2008 :( BOOH.

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I noticed a big change in my matches but
a) it is showing a 25 mile radius nowadays
b) TONS of new people signed up recently

call me king bubbles and sound like a sheik sheik (CaptainLorax), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

You know you can set your filters to show varying distances, as well as when ppl logged on last, if theyre single or not, etc...

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ okc pro talk

w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I dont know wether to laugh or cry at that observation ;D

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

real pros do both

w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 14 February 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

heh.

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I dont think it gets much smaller than 25 miles tho..? And when you live in LA County 25 miles might as well be planet earth.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh rite, I was thinking in the other direction. I have mine set to about 500.

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link


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