He's qualified to play a supervillain:
- He has a 6-pack. - He looks like a douchebag.
SORTED LADIES AND GENTS YR NEW RIDDLER
― HI DERE, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
getting asked vs. expressing interest
― Edward III, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Brian Austin Green Would Make a Terrific Riddler, Claims Brian Austin Green
― Edward III, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'd really like to play The Riddler." "So you wanna be Bat-mite, huh? Seems like a perfect fit!" "...No, I said The Rid-" "Sharon! Brian's on board as Bat-mite! Send me script 34b, please." "WTF, I am not gonna fucking be Bat-mite, I only came here because of The Riddler." "Let me bring out you to the actor playing The Riddler; I think you've worked with Ian Ziering before, haha?" "WAHT"
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― HI DERE, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Here's his demo tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQU7HRJWS1s
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
haaaaa.
lol ziering voiced a character on Batman Beyond.
― Roz, Monday, 18 August 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Bale learned acting from horses.
I kinda love him, cuz he's so wacky.
― Dr. Superman, Thursday, 21 August 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link
all that talk about brian austin green upthread, has anyone actually seen him on The Sarah Connor Chronicles? is he any good?
He sucks on that show, but I just sort of hate his character (Kyle Reese's previously-unmentioned moody brother), which doesn't give him a lot of different notes to play. "In the FUTURE, we would have killed those cops to get inside that building!!"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link
He sucks on that show
FITE
― David R., Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahaha.
TDK has now overtaken Indiana Jones to be the biggest worldwide hit of the year, and is about $20 million plus off from breaking $500 million here.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
drew barrymore/debi mazar. :/
-- Roz, Monday, August 18, 2008 4:26 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link
drew barrymore was my favorite ting about forever but then again i was 13
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 August 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
finally saw this last night. 30 minutes too long at least. this wasn't helped by the theater mysteriously turning off the air or turning on the heat about half way through the movie which made me struggle to stay awake. but still: the very first shot when batman drops off the top of a building made my stomach leap. there are shots like this in EVERY superhero movie but something about the colors and the way it was composed made it very immersive and realistic.
― akm, Sunday, 24 August 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
If Ledger wasn't dead would people still like this movie as much?
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I would.
― HI DERE, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Same here.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
His death adds nothing to the brilliance of his performance that I could detect.
― Oilyrags, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
love this movie
wtf @ all the haters
― deej, Saturday, 30 August 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
i cant understand how anyone can get all mad doggie about this film's approach to moral/ethical issues. it wasn't '300' or something
― deej, Saturday, 30 August 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
you have to understand, 6 days ago it was actually fashionable to hate on this movie
― deeznuts, Saturday, 30 August 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
KEEP BRETT RATNER AWAY
― Alba, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Excellent work Ratner, we kill the entire greatness of the Joker having no particular back-story by making a feature film to dismantle one of the better scripting decisions of TDK.
― mh, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh no
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha -- I know the reporter, I'll have to ask her what she thought of it all.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, it worked for Hannibal Lecter!
― David R., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
It's not out of order to say that Brett Ratner is a fucking retard, is it?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude wants to make a movie out of GUITAR HERO! Come on!
― David R., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
To me it's more roffly to see how badly Ratner wants to associate himself with the big summer hits just past.
"Yeah, a JOKER background story with ROBERT DOWNEY JR., yeah! Please?"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
uh RDJ has publicly slagged off the Batman franchise ("fuck DC comics" etc.) = yes Rattner is a retard
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd like to ask a simple question about the plot of DKR: did the Joker know that Bruce Wayne is Batman? Because when he's about to blow up Harvey Dent and Rachel, he intentionally lies about their locations knowing that Batman would try to save Rachel, so he therefore ends up saving Harvey instead. But the Joker could only know that Batman would try to save Rachel if he knew Batman was Bruce Wayne, since the movie doesn't show any special relationship between Batman and Rachel, only between Bruce Wayne and Rachel.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
uh Batman came to save Rachel at the party remember
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Joker threw her out the window...?
But did the Joker know that? For all he knew Batman just came there to interrupt his scheme, saving Rachel was just a side effect of that.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
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― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, he threw Rachel out of the window and Batman saved her, but he would've done that for anybody. That still doesn't imply any special relationship between the two.
Or maybe the Joker just assumed Batman is a big old chauvinist who'll always save the pretty girl even if saving the guy would make more sense?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
didn't he make him choose between saving rachel or someone else (harvey?) at the party?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
or the joker doesnt really give a shit which one batman saves and is a total schizophrenic psycho
― Mohammed Butt (max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah this is my memory too
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
no the Joker says something like this to Bats in the interrogation room: "does harvey know about you and his little fiance? For a moment there, I really thought you were Harvey Dent the way you jumped out the window after her."
Joker assumes that Batman has a thing for Rachel, but I don't think he knows that Bats = Bruce Wayne.
― Our name is LeJean (Roz), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
But in the end of the movie the Joker says Harvey was "his ace in the hole", i.e. he had planned it beforehand that Harvey would survive and go crazy after Rachel dying.
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― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
CHAOS dude
― David R., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
This still doesn't make sense to me, surely the Joker should know that Batman would always try to save the life of any innocent person in danger, I don't see how saving Rachel automatically implies he has the hots for her?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link
surely the Joker should know that Batman would always try to save the life of any innocent person in danger
I don't see any reason for him to assume this.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, Bats can't save EVERYBODY
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
the key line is this: "...the way you jumped out the window after her."
and about Harvey being the ace-in-the-hole: it doesn't matter either way. if they had managed to save rachel instead of dent, SHE too would have been racked with guilt and potentially corruptible against Batman, who Joker assumes is in love with her.
― Our name is LeJean (Roz), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but corrupting Rachel would've made much less sense than corrupting "Gotham's white knight" if you wanted to give the people of Gotham a lesson on morality and chaos, which seemed to be the Joker's whole plan.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
joker bragging that harvey is the ace in the hole requires you to trust that joker is telling the truth which let me tell u i dont do for 1 minute
― Mohammed Butt (max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
ok even if that does not happen, HARVEY WOULD HAVE DIED so the joker wins regardless. xp
― Our name is LeJean (Roz), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
If this wasn't his plan, why would he have lied about the location of Harvey and Rachel in the first place?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
No, Harvey dying would've just made him a martyr, the whole point Joker wanted to prove was that even the white knight could be corrupted.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link