Embarrassingly basic computer stuff that you cannot do

css, that's where i'm a viking!

i think maybe there was a couple of years when this was true among the worst kind of zealous convert, but it's pretty much gone now right?

― caek, Tuesday, February 1, 2011 1:21 PM

meet the new kind of zealous convert

Whoever says CSS is easier to use than table-based HTML needs to be raped until they die.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, January 15, 2011 6:58 PM

this is java servlet looking up filesystem information and printing it to screen so trivial to slap a table around the whole thing and a row around each key value pair. could use divs and spans, i guess and the alligned colons is really just a nicety.

the css zen garden thing is probably out of date now but they advocated css over using tables for layout, in fact they advocated (iirc) not constraining much at all - start specifying pixels and columns and it'll break the first time someone with bad eyesight hits the magnifier. just don't worry about it - it's hypertext, not a newspaper, let things be fluid and reflow if they want to. be water, my friend.

Here's one: not making typos. I spent yesterday suffering through a 50+ minute long build process multiple times because I apparently can't type or read code very well (fortunately there weren't any bugs once I got the damned thing to compile, otherwise ugh)

i cant build a computer out of sand :(

That's easy. You dope.

Isn't there a Temptations song about that?

If I never again had to deal with web servers or third party libraries or building and deploying applications or any of that crap that isn't actually coding, i would be a happy happier man.

I don't get XML.

No, I mean, I get the basic structure of XML data, I get that it is a neat but inefficient cross-platform standard that should theoretically be easy to parse, but it's had all these extra layers of complications put on top like namespaces and DTDs and XSLT until it isn't easy to parse any more and you have to use a 3rd-party library that does it properly rather than trusting your code, and I don't even know what all this stuff is or what it does or why I want it.

But I'm going to have to learn, because our new database churns out giant bloated xml and xsl files with thousands of empty tags in where I used to just get a plain old CSV out of the old database.

namespaces - yeah

dtds - well they came first, it's an sgml thing and xml is an sgml. but on the whole you don't need to bother with them

xslt - my favourite language for transforming xml to xml. pretty easy to get the basic hang of, hidden depths.

xml is an sgml

xml is a subset of sgml, i mean, probably.

Can you recommend a good book/website for learning the basics of xslt?

I thought I knew what a DTD was from my long-gone html monkey days, but it turns out that a DTD to an html monkey is "that thing you copy the link to off the w3c site so its validator gives you a nice green tick" and a DTD to me now is "one of the files you can't find and which may not exist anyway that your XML editor (which you don't even know how to work anyway) shouts at you repeatedly about"

unless your xml actually has a dtd and absolutely needs to be valid, just use a text editor maaaaaaan. one with decent syntax highlighting (editplus!!!) should inform you of most well-formedness errors.

xslt, i normally go to the horses mouth http://www.w3.org/TR/xslt or the xslt faq http://www.dpawson.co.uk/xsl/sect2/sect21.html - might not be so helpful if you're starting from scratch though, i dunno i'm sure o'reilly will have something to help you out.

Ah, I didn't know (though maybe I should've) that it was covered on w3.org. That looks helpful, thanks. And if it isn't, at least I'll have more idea of what I need from a book...

(adds EditPlus to the list of text editors to try now that I can't persuade someone else to pay for UltraEdit for me and TextPad keeps crashing)

(<oblig vim mention>)

if you can't use vim then that should go on this list too

"i can't use vim"

*awkward*

(vim is terrible at xml, especially large files with no newlines as the syntax highlighting makes the machine grind to a halt. there is a plugin that adds functionality like auto tag completion but it breaks other vim functionality (iirc the . repeats half of the last tag completion command or the paste buffer gets dirtied, something like that))

but yes, xslt is almost fun. and often frustrating, especially if you are anal about whitespace in the output file

vim: install snipmate and supertab = sorted.