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my fetishes are all so pedestrian and lame. Like busty women in business suits barely even counts as a fetish really.

MM is sort of not a fetish either, imo. Just a hot voluptuous woman.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

ok. A++ taste, then.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Would've been even better if the wolf thing inside the scrotum also had a hard-on. That artist really should've committed to it a little more.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ha...

i'm not posting mine

lilwayne.quizrewards4u.com (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

JORDAN COME ON OMG

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

nothing could be as embarassing as VORE

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

those ones don't even seem real to me

lilwayne.quizrewards4u.com (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

stuff that seemed like it was an embarrassing fetish during the time i was growing up -- e.g., a foot fetish, a leather fetish -- seem pretty mild compared to the fetishes listed in this thread. maybe times have changed?

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the internet has caused a perversion boom, pretty much.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

nah im pretty sure something happened in my youth to inspire this nuttiness ie molested by a woman stuck in a pumpkin w/ a big ass and ripped jeans or something

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and yes M@l M@lloy is awesome

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

the vore stuff is a really really small cult-esque following as far as I can tell.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i cant stop looking at these vore pics

help me guys

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

gis M@l M@lloy!

you know any more like her, btw San?

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

not off the top of my head, unfortunately. she was a big rage on youtube and that's how i stumbled on her. I'm sure someone else exists tho!

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nggN7nmHOsQ&feature=related

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yea i've found the comps but haven't found one specific chick

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"subscribe to my page for more hot big booty and tiddie mixes"

ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i know - "tiddie"!!!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"tiddie"?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

so apparently these chicks are PAWGs - phat ass white girls

its kind of creepy because there are candid videos on youtube of women like shopping in Walmart and having their asses filmed

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not into in the wild voyeurism/stalking.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

my fav thing about m@l m@lloy = the term "PAWG" (phat ass white girl) which I have never come across before

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

fav thing besides the phat ass obv

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost!

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

(wherein the subject hasn't given consent, that is...if it's on purpose, then YEAH!) xps to me

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I really hate that the dude who hosts her vids now tho hides half of em as 'easter eggs' on his very slow loading website.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

not my fetish but one time my former best friend (who got kinda douchey in the last few years) asked publically, and unprovoked if anybody ever had a fart cause an orgasm, then proceeded to tell us (again without us asking) that one time hew as having sex and he farted and it totally ...uh...sent him over the edge.

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

illuminating thread!

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link

PAWG

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Has anyone ever read Boston and Shaun?

yes, that was some next-level wtf!

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

dammit now everytime I open one of my special 'videos' i feel like everyone on ILX is watching

pf smangs (San Te), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link

now that would be hawt

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

not as hot as Boston and Shaun, though
http://images.somethingawful.com/news/2004/09/20-bostonandshaun4.gif

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I have gone down the rabbit hole looking at this Vore stuff.

― homosexual II, Tuesday, February 1, 2011 9:53 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

okay this vore fetish reminds me of a horror movie I watched as a kid. I remember there was this sort of horrible monster with lots of tentacles. the tentacles would maybe go underground? they would eat people. I remember this one shot, there's a house on fire, maybe the tentacle monster thing is inside, somebody gets snacked on, there's a shot of the poor victim entering the mouth of the tentacle.

dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

okay this vore fetish reminds me of a horror movie I watched as a kid. I remember there was this sort of horrible monster with lots of tentacles. the tentacles would maybe go underground? they would eat people. I remember this one shot, there's a house on fire, maybe the tentacle monster thing is inside, somebody gets snacked on, there's a shot of the poor victim entering the mouth of the tentacle.

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 16:17 (7 hours ago)

I can remember a film something like this, except it wasn't a house it was a ship, but it was on fire, and some guy, or some guys did get eaten by some giant crappy CGI creature w tentacles all over the ship. I saw it on cable TV at my mother in laws place, I watched it all and lol'd loads, but I was pretty drunk as I usually am when staying there. I'm sure it was rubbish, and TBH I have no idea why I'm even posting this.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Is there anything about girls who like to wear labcoats with welder's masks or gas masks and big, black boots to kick you with?

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/422893/422893,1254456326,1/stock-photo-beautiful-curly-girl-in-closed-welder-mask-38074858.jpg

This is almost too close, to tell you the trust. Yikes! Rule 34 indeed...

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the truth

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

lol you just made me think of that scene from Black Books where Bernard's hiding from the rain in a porno store and the guy is like "buy somethign or get out" so he keeps making up ore ridiculous film titles "have you got anything specifically with senior registered nurses" and no matter what he came up with the guy had it.

Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I just found this pic amongst pics of the blizzard and I thought of this thread

http://i.imgur.com/3ZbgX.jpg

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/la/livingroom.jpg

Jesse, Saturday, 16 July 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

The chick or dude with its head buried is less fetishistic than the tree growing through the coffee table in lieu of a leg

Lee626, Sunday, 17 July 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

That pug's got a swank little pad there

cave duel (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 July 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

huh, i don't really understand these fetishes. i mean, to each their own. i'm definitely more of a standard BDSM type guy, though i do have a penchant for knife-play.

bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

the problem with the welder's mask one, i've come to realize, is that blowjies are o-u-t OUT.

kkvgz, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

you've shit in a guy's mouth and you don't understand a blue jeans fetish?

and you are a part of everything and everything is like melting (ytth), Friday, 12 August 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link


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