i cannot even imagine doing this but i guess i should maybe?
like, even if there were some magical woman who wanted to be my slave was interested, i don't know what i'd do with that. other than feel flattered. i don't want to message people or wink at people. i'd kind of like some extended hugging tho
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link
No! Resist the urge.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeh OKC is a tiny bit demoralising tbh :(
Fuck I'd kill for some cuddles now as well. Bleh.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
hard to get cuddles via killing ime
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Unless u r Gacey or some shit.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link
mooks, I thought you were married???
― homosexual II, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i was
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
still am technically
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
aw jeez
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
hey guys so maybe i'm not KING OF OKCUPID since i haven't exactly ~~found a girlfriend~~ on here or whatever, but i'm maybe doin ok on it in the sense of quantity of ppl i'm conversating with & meeting irl, and i have been asked to share my methodology and so here is my pamphlet
01:12:41 PM) HOOS: i mean its a task man i'll be real(01:13:00 PM) HOOS: like i haven't honestly run my numbers but rough estimate if i send 20 messages i'll get 3 responses(01:13:11 PM) homo ii: i never see even 20 people i want to message(01:13:20 PM) HOOS: haha see thats the thing too like(01:13:31 PM) HOOS: i set my search parameters(01:13:57 PM) HOOS: '21-30' 'under 5'6' 'single' 'girls who like guys'(01:14:28 PM) HOOS: and then look at percentages & the first profie pic(01:14:55 PM) HOOS: if the percentage is above 60 and the pic is cute/ws/intriguing in some way, i'll open the profile in a new tab for further investigation(01:15:19 PM) HOOS: which usually consists of 'skimming the profile til i find something i can be witty/interesting about'(01:15:53 PM) homo ii: i pretty much do that too but most of the dudes look pretty dopey and/or have horrible grammar(01:16:14 PM) HOOS: and my standard msg is subject line 'essential questions' and 3-4 cutesy/lol/'deep' questions (01:16:34 PM) homo ii: ooh what are your essential questions?(01:16:45 PM) HOOS: oh they're diff based on the contents of the profile(01:17:30 PM) HOOS: but like lets say the girl mentions buffy and working for a nonprofit and liking some punk band(01:17:38 PM) HOOS: i'd be like(01:17:45 PM) HOOS: -which buffy character are you?(01:18:05 PM) HOOS: -what is it about your job that you really love?(01:18:43 PM) HOOS: -punk band XYZ is pretty rad, i love album 123, but have you heard ABC? check out this youtube video(01:19:55 PM) HOOS: so yeah i'll send about 15 variations on that in a week(01:20:04 PM) HOOS: and part of it is that like(01:20:14 PM) HOOS: i'm in a new city with new people coming into it all the time(01:20:19 PM) HOOS: so constant new pool(01:22:19 PM) HOOS: but i mean i feel like just being genuine, curious & grammatically correct takes me light years
(01:16:45 PM) HOOS: oh they're diff based on the contents of the profile(01:17:30 PM) HOOS: but like lets say the girl mentions buffy and working for a nonprofit and liking some punk band(01:17:38 PM) HOOS: i'd be like(01:17:45 PM) HOOS: -which buffy character are you?(01:18:05 PM) HOOS: -what is it about your job that you really love?(01:18:43 PM) HOOS: -punk band XYZ is pretty rad, i love album 123, but have you heard ABC? check out this youtube video(01:19:55 PM) HOOS: so yeah i'll send about 15 variations on that in a week(01:20:04 PM) HOOS: and part of it is that like(01:20:14 PM) HOOS: i'm in a new city with new people coming into it all the time(01:20:19 PM) HOOS: so constant new pool(01:22:19 PM) HOOS: but i mean i feel like just being genuine, curious & grammatically correct takes me light years
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
All good rules to work on but Mand is right, I never FIND that many ppl who fit my criteria and jesus, you sort by HEIGHT!? If I did that I'd never find anyone. My age bracket is huge - but skewed downward, and I suspect the younger guys ignore me cos of my age tbh? (I am talking 28-30yos not babies)
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I kind of wont go below about 70% on matches. And if there is any bad grammar/spelling that is an instant bum-bowww.
So, for some reason, are people who are all "I am so outdoorsy and I go hiking in the mountains and I travel overseas at least twice a year". Cos that isnt the guy for me. But so many guys feel the need to be braggin' bout their travels idgi?
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe its a australia thing
everybody in dc brags about their jobs on their profiles
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link
not gonna lie, slightly creeped out by that hoos post
― Nhex, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd be more attracted to some girl who brags about making mixtapes and watching Pawn Stars. a) admitting that is a big plus re: laid-backness and b) I'd never feel guilty for essentially wanting to do the same thing.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha sorry everybody
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
everyone in Denver brags about their awesome outdoorsy-ness, too
― homosexual II, Monday, 31 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
dude no way HOOS i thought it was enlightening
i mean don't let the fact that i have a 'system' make it sound like i'm anything less than genuine in trying to get to know ppl & make new friends
i've just figured out a way to get the most out of the time i spend on the site so that i'm not hitting 'random' or quickmatch or pointlessly browsing til the cows come ome
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Naw what hoos said was cool! At least something a bit engaging and different, I'd think baot it if I got such a message, it shows they've paid attention, for one thing.
Also mixtapes = <3
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i have "[[mixtape]]" as a bracketed thing on my profile too
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
iirc it is "life is a [[mixtape]]"
i've kinda got my own 'system' in place for initial msgs (first rule above all: keep it brief)
― based god fillets with olive oil, cook for an additional 6 minutes (donna rouge), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Another good rule would be "dont msg anyone when you're drunk". Sayin'.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
plz share imo!! XP
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
when you're going thru somebody's profile and they literally make the claim "i'm very unique" - like, i don't even know.
― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
FOund an interesting guy just now til my eyes ran over the phrase "Ayn Rand"... NEXT.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link
you sort by HEIGHT!?
hoos is roughly 4'2 give or take a few inches, remember
― smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I have some really annoying dealbreakers. I dont want kids, and I smoke. I am sure I'm losing a large base from those 2 things alone.
xpost hahaha :) I like short guys!
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
yo i'm just sayin i met this girl today who was 4'7, like eyes-at-my-ribcage and i think ppl were mistaking her for my daughter or something, i felt v v weird and would not wanna subject somebody else to that lol
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
"fun loving guy" = NEXT
― based god fillets with olive oil, cook for an additional 6 minutes (donna rouge), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
wow a guy who loves fun holy shit!!!
"HOW DO I SUM MYSELF UP IN THIS LITTLE BOX"
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"i like to go out but i don't get too crazy"
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
wow a guy who loves fun holy shit!!!― based god fillets with olive oil, cook for an additional 6 minutes (donna rouge), Monday, January 31, 2011 6:20 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark
― based god fillets with olive oil, cook for an additional 6 minutes (donna rouge), Monday, January 31, 2011 6:20 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark
hahaha this is an instant classic post imo
omg my account still works
― dirty man haw (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I think a part of people's odd self-descriptions on these things is a tendency to list your hobbies as things you would like to be doing or see yourself doing if you were in a couple (camping and hiking) instead of the things you actually do (sleep 16 hours, icee and chex mix for dinner).
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i remember this girl's profile saying something like 'if all yall love to be kayaking all the damn time why is the lake always so empty?'
she is now a v good friend lol
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Although I will admit that hooking up with some cute internet girl and discovering together that hiking sucks is an advanced level of dating failure I would probably enjoy.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link
genuine, curious & grammatically correct
This'll get you a long way in life, and I guess OKC is no different.
Right, I'm gonna work on my profile tonight. I'll have to put a time limit on it so I don't overwork it and get flustered.
― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Monday, 31 January 2011 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg
― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Monday, 31 January 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link
funniest part of that is user 'fartparticle' listed under similar users
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 07:15 (thirteen years ago) link
HA!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope its a shop. If it isnt I feel sorry for the other guys who's profiles have been listed there haha oops.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link
More than anything I hope it is the realest thing ever
― w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh go mh, just send him a message I'm sure he'll reply ;D
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
h2 I heard something about you and a slave thing? You still available?
― w/no hesitation (mh), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
:o
― smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link