my new profile name if you feel like some detective work is a cocteau twins song starting with M that Harold Budd plays piano on.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
lol mh I think you just found me didnt you ;P
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Woah 93% match, nice.
I haven't a clue what you're talking about (yes)
― w/no hesitation (mh), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link
hee hee.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually just got one of these things tho I'm in the forlorn age-group ilxor's here seem to consider their prime. Where I spend my days don't really provide a whole lot of f3malez so I don't consider it really pathetic on my part or anything, and hell, it's the 21st century.
My "most secret thing you're willing to admit" reads, "When I get home from a long, hard day at work I like to strip naked, rub myself in baby oil, and smoke the lint from the belly-button". I have 0 views.
― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link
my username is my ilx name and my former state of us residence btw
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link
big texas aka the austindriver
― w/no hesitation (mh), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Well I couldnt find you.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Got messaged by one of my regular customers on here, who, by the way, has no recognizable pictures because she's an instructor at the University, so she was basically just anonymously hitting on the barista.
God damn that would be creepy if the genders were reversed, but
God damn am I not in the slightest bit creeped out and in fact am just excited because it turns out she's a customer I've often thought was way cute.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 30 January 2011 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link
That gives me hope for hitting on the metal dude at the pub! hah.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
(I would never stalk ppl onto internet sites tho, thats just WEIRD)
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Considering putting up a picture onto my OKC profile and doing this properly. It's time to get back in the game after a 6 month hiatus! From what I can gather from this thread, the advice seems to be
1) be yourself 2) message EVERYBODY who it looks like you might have something in common, it never hurts 3) embrace rejection as part of the path to success
Have I got that pretty much?
Also, we don't really do "dating" in the same way in the UK, although the idea of just no pressure hanging out and seeing what happens has gotta be a good one. Anyone got any specific UK-centric advice?
― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Sunday, 30 January 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link
yup, and use the quickmatch and 4-5 star everybody that you might like too, it's quicker than messaging loads of people. i've got a couple of dates this way.
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 30 January 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Just as a counterbalance I def don't rec quickmatch as a great many girls explicitly say on their profiles--in parts you often don't see on quickmatch--that they "don't respond to winks or quickmatch, just man up and send me a real message with more depth than 'hi'"
Diff strokes for diff folks I guess, but I trust "oh he put some time into this" personal message way more than a mouse click as a way to get a response.
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 January 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, course. i'd say write a thought-out message to those girls you deffo really like and have stuff in common with. but it doesn't hurt to use the quickmatch, they're not going to know it's you unless they rate you 4-5 as well anyway.
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 30 January 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
a fair point
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 January 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah when I get "winks" I tend to be immediately put off, cause it feels... sleazy I dunno. Then again it's only ever much older men who approach me that way (whyyyyyy).
I want to msg a guy I've found but I never know what to say. The last 3 or 4 ppl Ive messaged have not replied. I'm reluctant to be set up for a letdown, as Lou Barlow would muse.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, but when you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose, as Bob Dylan would muse
― sarahel, Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Heh. Good point!
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
When you browse privately, does it show up as you being online? Or does it just keep you from showing up on somebody's "visitors" page?
I was having a great dialogue w/ one girl until I decided, finally, to do that 25 question thing. We answer near identically 'cept on the the "do you want a partner to have kids with?" whereas I checked down a vehement "NO" and her's the obvious opposite. I mean it's just idiomatic of our genders, this couldn't be the reason why she's suddenly stopped replying...??
― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Sunday, 30 January 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey did someone on here from St Louis look at my profile? Just wondering if its an ILXor cz I dont recognise them.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^braggin
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
It weirds me out sometimes when I get visitors from far flung areas. It shouldn't, I guess, cause I turn on "search ::anywhere::" sometimes too out of curiosity, but when I get a visitor from like Ontario I go 'huh'
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I dont mind people from far away checking me out, but it is disheartening when theyre a gorgeous high match and live in another country :(
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
And whoevr this person was who visited was CU-ETTT.
just sayin :/
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
That said, I also sometimes get hilarious "hello pretty lady I KISS U" type mangled engrish messages from guys in like, thailand and stuff. Wuh.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
my new pickup line
― The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Monday, 31 January 2011 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link
It doesn't work unless you phrase it like a question.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link
NO ONE EVER ANSWERS ME
ALSO WHY DO I GET MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO BE THEIR SLAVE
do I have that elusive SLAVE look???
― homosexual II, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you using a picture of you with your s&m gear on?
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
No one ever answers me either Mandee :( Stupid menfolk :|
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i cannot even imagine doing this but i guess i should maybe?
like, even if there were some magical woman who wanted to be my slave was interested, i don't know what i'd do with that. other than feel flattered. i don't want to message people or wink at people. i'd kind of like some extended hugging tho
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link
No! Resist the urge.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeh OKC is a tiny bit demoralising tbh :(
Fuck I'd kill for some cuddles now as well. Bleh.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
hard to get cuddles via killing ime
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Unless u r Gacey or some shit.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link
mooks, I thought you were married???
― homosexual II, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i was
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
still am technically
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
aw jeez
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
hey guys so maybe i'm not KING OF OKCUPID since i haven't exactly ~~found a girlfriend~~ on here or whatever, but i'm maybe doin ok on it in the sense of quantity of ppl i'm conversating with & meeting irl, and i have been asked to share my methodology and so here is my pamphlet
01:12:41 PM) HOOS: i mean its a task man i'll be real(01:13:00 PM) HOOS: like i haven't honestly run my numbers but rough estimate if i send 20 messages i'll get 3 responses(01:13:11 PM) homo ii: i never see even 20 people i want to message(01:13:20 PM) HOOS: haha see thats the thing too like(01:13:31 PM) HOOS: i set my search parameters(01:13:57 PM) HOOS: '21-30' 'under 5'6' 'single' 'girls who like guys'(01:14:28 PM) HOOS: and then look at percentages & the first profie pic(01:14:55 PM) HOOS: if the percentage is above 60 and the pic is cute/ws/intriguing in some way, i'll open the profile in a new tab for further investigation(01:15:19 PM) HOOS: which usually consists of 'skimming the profile til i find something i can be witty/interesting about'(01:15:53 PM) homo ii: i pretty much do that too but most of the dudes look pretty dopey and/or have horrible grammar(01:16:14 PM) HOOS: and my standard msg is subject line 'essential questions' and 3-4 cutesy/lol/'deep' questions (01:16:34 PM) homo ii: ooh what are your essential questions?(01:16:45 PM) HOOS: oh they're diff based on the contents of the profile(01:17:30 PM) HOOS: but like lets say the girl mentions buffy and working for a nonprofit and liking some punk band(01:17:38 PM) HOOS: i'd be like(01:17:45 PM) HOOS: -which buffy character are you?(01:18:05 PM) HOOS: -what is it about your job that you really love?(01:18:43 PM) HOOS: -punk band XYZ is pretty rad, i love album 123, but have you heard ABC? check out this youtube video(01:19:55 PM) HOOS: so yeah i'll send about 15 variations on that in a week(01:20:04 PM) HOOS: and part of it is that like(01:20:14 PM) HOOS: i'm in a new city with new people coming into it all the time(01:20:19 PM) HOOS: so constant new pool(01:22:19 PM) HOOS: but i mean i feel like just being genuine, curious & grammatically correct takes me light years
(01:16:45 PM) HOOS: oh they're diff based on the contents of the profile(01:17:30 PM) HOOS: but like lets say the girl mentions buffy and working for a nonprofit and liking some punk band(01:17:38 PM) HOOS: i'd be like(01:17:45 PM) HOOS: -which buffy character are you?(01:18:05 PM) HOOS: -what is it about your job that you really love?(01:18:43 PM) HOOS: -punk band XYZ is pretty rad, i love album 123, but have you heard ABC? check out this youtube video(01:19:55 PM) HOOS: so yeah i'll send about 15 variations on that in a week(01:20:04 PM) HOOS: and part of it is that like(01:20:14 PM) HOOS: i'm in a new city with new people coming into it all the time(01:20:19 PM) HOOS: so constant new pool(01:22:19 PM) HOOS: but i mean i feel like just being genuine, curious & grammatically correct takes me light years
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
All good rules to work on but Mand is right, I never FIND that many ppl who fit my criteria and jesus, you sort by HEIGHT!? If I did that I'd never find anyone. My age bracket is huge - but skewed downward, and I suspect the younger guys ignore me cos of my age tbh? (I am talking 28-30yos not babies)
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I kind of wont go below about 70% on matches. And if there is any bad grammar/spelling that is an instant bum-bowww.
So, for some reason, are people who are all "I am so outdoorsy and I go hiking in the mountains and I travel overseas at least twice a year". Cos that isnt the guy for me. But so many guys feel the need to be braggin' bout their travels idgi?
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe its a australia thing
everybody in dc brags about their jobs on their profiles
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link
not gonna lie, slightly creeped out by that hoos post
― Nhex, Monday, 31 January 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd be more attracted to some girl who brags about making mixtapes and watching Pawn Stars. a) admitting that is a big plus re: laid-backness and b) I'd never feel guilty for essentially wanting to do the same thing.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 January 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha sorry everybody
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
everyone in Denver brags about their awesome outdoorsy-ness, too
― homosexual II, Monday, 31 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link