have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

yes 15

Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

-Usher, "Pics Received"

if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.

My celly is so old all I could send is emoticon penises, and I'm sure none of the girls (save for one, perhaps) I've dated would've found them "erotic".

I have never sent naked photos via phone, though I have passed around a picture of my cock that I had on my iPod at a gay bar.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

I'm usually more restrained and polite, often for ironic effect. "I am writing to officially inform you of my intention to fuck the shit out of you later this evening. Regards, K."

And at brunch at a gay-owned and operated brunch place.

So it was only on your iPod in a gay bar?

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hey if it was a gay bar you'd be fucking the shit into them, right? see because oh never mind

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I can't even imagine doing this. I mean I've only ever taken "erotic" pics once and I was so paranoid they'd end up in the wrong hands. Txting just seems waaaaaaaaaaaay too risky.

I must admit I have emailed one or 2 ppl pics, erm. Did not inc my face in them why bcs I'm not stupid.

Would never ever do something on a phone tho. That just seems insane.

I'd only ever do it with a girlfriend, and even then you kinda need to be careful to ensure that they're deleted so that if you all wind up breaking up later on bad terms, you know they won't wind up all over the internet.

to be fair tho she sent me one back so we both kinda had collateral

yah that was kind of my deal. And I am almost 100% certain the person in question will have deleted them since. Prob out of digust if nothing else lol :/

I'm sure that's not true! (teh digust part that is)

to be honest my g/f at the time pulled a lot of this sexual liberation out of me. I even did full frontal nudity in a play for 5 seconds, which I woulda been too scared to do in years prior. same w/ the pics.

If anyone wants a sext from me this morning please leave your number on this thread and I will sext you a pic of my right testicle (wrapped in my scrotum, of course).

hold on getting l0u jagg3rs number one sec

$10 on Paypal get you a pic of the testicle itself.

i want a scale model built using plaster

Can you still buy a cast of Momus's unit from Cynthia Plaster Caster?

http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/hell-noo.jpg

lol

recount

i am sure people's answers would be different now

I miss unregistered:

fuck a bunch of this

― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:36 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered)

bridged the entire snapchat era between thread inception and revive, hmm

I have but only to a girlfriend. And it was silly, an Aladdin costume with no bottom

Can't wait for the day they wind up on TMZ

nowhere near as explicit as what I've been sent

like: I messaged a dude to discuss astrology and he sends me a dick pic ....

classic aries

he wasn't an aries

FUCK

clearly a Virgo

"it appears your dick is in retrograde"

for the record, a Scorpio -- born w/mercury retrograde actually!

look it’s just a bit cold okay and anyway this is a bad angle xp

Texas, ever at the forefront of progressive legislation, has criminalized unsolicited dick pics!

https://jezebel.com/it-is-now-illegal-to-send-an-unsolicited-dick-pic-in-te-1837802763

I had a few friends that were in a burlesque troupe which of course attracted some undesirable elements. So they got quite a few dick pics.

So they would doxx the dudes and ask their FB friends to troll the fuckers to death.

You'da thought the dick-transmitters would have been smart enough to spoof their numbers, but...nope.

They should be illegal!

all my sexts were sent in texas/ that’s why i hang my dong in tennessee

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what I want to know actually -- is do dudes take a new picture of their dick prior to sending, or do they have a pre-curated dick pic portfolio?

it's called "dickollage"

was it over or under 6" that should tell you

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

it isn't like the dude held a tape measure up to it ... I have no idea!

Much in the way that you see an actor's headshot and think "man, you don't look like this anymore.."

now I'm tempted to post Nick Offerman's old headshot to the thread as it's thematically appropriate

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

big fat horselover dick