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haha there was one point during the game when they had a close-up on holmgren when he didn't have his playsheet in front of his face--he was asking (presumably of hasselbeck) "do you have a play?"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

If Pitt doesn't call a timeout at the end of the first half the clock would still be running.

mookie, you are to be pitied for one day the Browns will rise up and...(transmission ends)

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah yeah the Holmgren reacts to calls like a homo thing still stands but seriously this is like getting to be beyond hissy fit. Take it like a man, or a walrus, or whatever you are already, for christ's sake! I mean geez one comment would be one thing but every day since Sunday, come on, son. Who do you think you are, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs?? THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish every team was just coached by Ditka, Cowher and Parcells already. What the hell is with whiny guys and nice dudes in the NFL?? I want heart attacks on the sideline, coaches punching coaches, drool. That's what football is about. This knitting circle nonsense must end.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish I could take back the things I said defending Peyton Manning's one weak ass diss about "protection problems," cos even though I still don't think it was that bad, I feel like by saying so I'm supporting this girlification of the NFL ranks.

I've convinced myself, phone calls all around!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

basically we need more juggaloos calling the plays

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

the steve spurrier experiment was terrible.

basically we need more juggaloos calling the plays

not unless you wanna see shaun alexander get shot or shanked with a hatchet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

He's a clone, everyone knows that makes him invincible to hatchets.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Also Spurrier is not Parcells, Ditka, or Cowher. I don't want guys who are like those people coaching. I want only those three people coaching. And possibly myself but let's not get into that. Tho seriously can you imagine the press conferences??

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

We need Jim Mora to bridge the gap between emo girlydom and manly man shitfits.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah cmon stence, spurrier's no lombardi/ditka man's man type, dude's a dandy thru and thru.

daver otm re: both moras.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

It's more about Spurrier being kinda crap and awful. HE'S NO JIMMY JOHNSON, EVEN.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Daver and blount OTM, particularly now that Vermeil has retired (again).

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

This is one of the reasons why we weren't crying to see Holmgren go, he was kind of a weenie baby here but had the macho gunslinger players to watch his back.

(Of course, we then hired Ray "One and Out" Rhodes and Mike "Inexplicably High Winning Percentage Considering He's Just a Butter Statue" Sherman, and now Mike "Watch Out NFL I Was the Offensive Coordinator for the San Fran-fuckin'-cisco 49ers" McCarthy.)

But virtually all these boring technocrats are better than NBA coaches, who actually have to whine to get any calls at all, which is why the "great" ones are, well, Phil Jackson. What kind of Buddhist does all that wasteful face-contortion crap?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow I don't know what to think about this, but almost all of the first page of GIS results for "Butter Statue" are paintings of the Buddha! What do you know that we don't?!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

But virtually all these boring technocrats are better than NBA coaches, who actually have to whine to get any calls at all, which is why the "great" ones are, well, Phil Jackson. What kind of Buddhist does all that wasteful face-contortion crap?

if phil jackson's a "buddhist" then dave raposer is a used-car salesman. just sayin'.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

he meant butter statue though.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

jim mora's an intense dude, i like him a lot. blount, gregg knapp - should he stay or should he go????

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

http://hoopchina.com/bbs/attachment/Mon_0510/39_937.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Could someone please post a picture of Cowher making that face he makes as if he's about to start bawling his eyes out cuz his big brother took his happymeal toy?

― peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.camcojb.com/sbXVtd.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 12 February 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.zimmermanjfk.com/frontmenu_i000032.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 12 February 2006 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

roffles @ murder

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 12 February 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

thank u mookieproof

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 13 February 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

seventeen years pass...

Trying to deposit 100 into various online sports books but getting denied ahhh

― calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 20:43 (two months ago) link

I’m all in on SF baby!

― calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 20:43 (two months ago) link

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