Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

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"You know, that's really the core issue here," he added. "I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does--Mike taught me this--crystal meth makes it so you don't ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time."

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/ted_haggard_im_probably_what_the_kids_call_bisexual.php?ref=fpb

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

man, antidepressants do that too, but I have never heard of anyone taking them recreationally.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

really? um yeah that happens

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

headline for the ages

goole, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ppl have taken SSRIs for the Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation side effect? I guess...that...could happen.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

JINKIES

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

well I dunno about that specific effect but yes I have been around people who did SSRIs for fun

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ "Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation." pretty otm :/

are you there based god? it's me, markers (crüt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody

i take recreational ventolin, i just love the lightness of lung it gives me

the tune is spacecadet (c sharp major), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

hey for some people drug taking is an end in and of itself.

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

News Flash! After being treated by his church the same way he gladly treated others while he was leading his church, Ted Haggard now professes: "I used to think the church was the light of the world. But I've completely lost my faith in it." There's nothing like being handed the dirty end of the stick to discover that it's dirty.

Aimless, Thursday, 27 January 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I forgot to include this amazing photo of Haggard and his family:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TUg3aZ_BjbI/AAAAAAABAJo/4T3aPS9DmFU/s1600/TedHaggardFamily.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Awwww!

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

When Haggard resigned, Roose reports, he signed a separation agreement, drafted by a board of overseers appointed by the church, which "required him to cut off all contact with members of the church, stay away from the media, perform no ministry-related work, and move his family out of Colorado."

omar little, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...
one month passes...

and here we go again (not evangelical afaik, just no-on-marriage)

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/08/anti-gay_marriage_state_rep_accused_of_offering_young_male_money_for_sex.php

The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker. He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

wait, does he just keep iPads and Blackberrys in his car? not a bad haul

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Meantime, back to being Haggard:

http://gawker.com/5842492/ted-haggard-to-appear-on-celebrity-wife-swap

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

saw Jesus Camp yesterday. ted comes across as a total fake in it. the scene where he insults a kid to his face is unbelievable.

anorange (abanana), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

the quote marks in this thread title annoy me

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

he facricated the quote

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

Haha

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

live press conference

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

Also: Conservative Houston talk show host causes hit and run outside gay bar after attending drag show, identified by witnesses and hit & run victim, police and DA do nothing: http://www.click2houston.com/news/Video-shows-talk-show-host-inside-gay-bar-on-night-of-hit-and-run/-/1735978/8796136/-/70wedp/-/

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

weird and troubling. assume that once this becomes a national story, they'll notice that, hey, turns out there were a few witnesses after all!

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

STRONG AND CALIENTE

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Buzzed Body

( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

sweet tribal bro

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Hey, ol' Ted just got one-upped, and in the same city even.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/01/27/springs-pastor-arrested-for-kidnapping-robbery-impersonating-police/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Can't believe we're only bumping this once a year. Seems like same old same old by now.

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/05/19/hypocrite-anti-gay-pastor-exposed-as-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-on-grindr/

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link


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