truth bombs

ha

and the odd combo makes it hoosian

no man ever sits in his deathbed and thinks "I wish I had spent more time reading whiney and deej beef with each other"
― iatee, Sunday, February 6, 2011 3:01 AM

that's def a bomb, but probably also applies to just about any other thread on ILX!

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somewhere dom is quietly nodding his head

, his chins flapping to punctuate each nod

lol

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# of dancing thom yorke meme videos i have watched: 20-25

# of times i have played the radiohead album: 0

this will change at some point (CD release?) but i'm in no great rush to hear this

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bragging about not hearing stuff is not as interesting as you might think it is

― iatee, Saturday, 26 February 2011 16:01 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ztbomb

iatbomb

also shut up about the lol thread. it has never, ever been funny and you shouldnt give a fuck. if you came here expecting to laugh you are sub tuomas at best

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, March 10, 2011 2:27 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

before i saw you posted that i assumed it was directed at you

A bagel is just a sandwich that doesn't have any toppings/ingredients.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, March 21, 2011 7:36 PM Bookmark

wait that's a really dumb post

i mean, factually speaking

you could say the same thing about a kaiser roll or a pita i suppose
let's debate this for at least seventeen more posts

i'm assuming Hurting 2 lives in some place that isnt New York

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

you could say the same thing about two pieces of bread, which is what they are until you put shit in between them to make them a sandwich

remind me to never go to your deli

"shoes are just two pieces of leather without any feet in them"

resulting paste, etc.

yeah sorry that post is really dumb

also pretty sure hurting is from NJ. He should know bagels.

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:34 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

never been to montreal huh

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

what would you call what you get in, eg, Brick Lane or Krakow

un royale bagel with cheese

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:34 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol everybody in the world except you knows that Montreal bagels are, worst possible case scenario, the equal of NY bagels

one thing that I don't get is why it's so hard to find a good bagel elsewhere, it's not like ny bagels require anything that can't be found in montana, bagels are pretty simple. I've heard it's cause people often skip the malt syrup, but I think it generally comes down to 'fresh bread is good bread + places that consume a lot of bread are gonna get fresh bread'. it's a virtuous cycle type thing.

i've always been told it was the water.

isn't it that the water in ny is special or some shit (i'm not making this up)

xp right

yeah that's never actually true w/ anything IMO

http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/08/brooklyn-water-bagels-in-delray-beach-fl-florida.html

yeah

there's enough transplanted nyers down here that i think we get pretty good bagels

It's the boiling. You have to boil them. Bagels that are just baked are bready and gross.

Anyway, bialys are better than any kind of bagel.

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Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 11:34 AM Bookmark

yeah but the boiling step is also something you can do anywhere, water boils in montana too.

Yeah but places don't. I mean some don't. I just don't think you should even CALL it a bagel if you didn't boil it first.

this is my joint right here btw: http://www.yelp.com/biz/wonder-bagels-jersey-city
god bless em

yeah I agree about that

yep dont sleep on jersey bagels

i prob eat at wonder bagels like three times a week

Because, i pretty much wouldn't call anything you get in any other city a "bagel"

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:34 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

never been to montreal huh

― max, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:45 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Montreal bagels can't even get on my level. Silver medal.

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This bracelet helps my circulation. It makes me feel great, really alert and healthy. I don't know how I managed to live without it! I would venture to say it wasn't really living, although I don't know what to call it if not that. Shit, maybe.

montreal bagels are distinctly better than nyc bagels, which are also dope. apparently it's one of the only cities that has evaded/never been able to implement regulation outlawing wood ovens which are to "dangerous" for most cities

Are they "dangerous" or dangerous?

pay the cost to be the boss (of bagels)

wood-burning ovens are all over the place