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That's brilliant

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Front Range Cyclist
Just got this tip: Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton are at the same restaurant in Aspen. Must be an ackward place tonight. (Cache Cache if you are in the area)
7 hours ago
Jennifer Flood likes this.

Vince Talavera Tommasi Lance must get around considering he rode a century in Tennessee this afternoon...
7 hours ago

Front Range Cyclist He has a jet.
7 hours ago

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

looool

caek, Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

@GraysonSchaffer
Grayson Schaffer

@lancearmstrong and Tyler Hamilton just had face-to-face confrontation at Cache Cache in Aspen. @outsidemagazine #cycling @60Minutes

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

how can hamilton afford to be in aspen

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

jk i have no idea how hes livin

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

nealrogers Neal Rogers
@GraysonSchaffer follow up: Tyler Hamilton asked not to return to Aspen's Cache Cache after last night's altercation w/Armstrong.
21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

dwuori Dan
@nealrogers @GraysonSchaffer If all that happened was they passed one another & nothing happened why was Ty asked not to come back?
16 minutes ago

@nealrogers
Neal Rogers
@dwuori @GraysonSchaffer I'm guessing because Lance lives in Aspen, probably eats there often, and recommends the place to his jet-set pals.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

abe? i know that dude

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

chance encounter or ~set up~? *envisions la scrambling his jet to get back to town to run one last power move*

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Monday, 13 June 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-accused-of-intimidating-potential-witness-tyler-hamilton-in-aspen-restaurant

According to Hamilton’s version of events at the restaurant, Armstrong repeatedly asked Hamilton how much he had been paid to appear on '60 Minutes' and that the Texan’s legal team will "(expletive) destroy you," "tear you apart on the witness stand," and "make your life a living (expletive) hell."

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

Witness tampering in a Fed case = digging himself deeper into a pit, eh?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

I love the interview with the owner of the restaurant who said "there was no absolutley hostility just a couple of guys briefly reaquainting themselves over a few seconds" followed by "I asked him to finish his meal and GTFO and never return"... lol

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

never made it to cache cache tbh

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

btdt but in wrong condition to try to grade

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

where grade = "remember," not "demonstrate refined palate and knowledge of cuisine"

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

the husband owner heads the local NORML chapter... wonder how many times he's been tested? novitzky has to love that.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

(expletive) hell

am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

w.t.f.:

http://www.pets-doc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hug_it_out.jpg

Armstrong greeted Hamilton, she said, and Hamilton tried to hug Armstrong - a move Armstrong gently rebuffed.

www.nydailynews.com/sports/iteam/2011/06/13/2011-06-13_attorney_says_hes_alerted_feds_of_tyler_hamiltons_confrontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PHicQmdf

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Multiple witnesses said Armstrong put his arm out across Ham's chest as Ham walked by. The anti-hug?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

California-based former federal prosecutor Richard J. Cutler has no first-hand knowledge of the incident but said that the episode, if accurately recounted by Hamilton, could fall within the definition of witness tampering.

Although no criminal charges have been filed against Armstrong, Cutler said the ongoing investigation could be enough to underlie a charge of witness tampering. Hamilton could be called back before the grand jury to provide more information, and/or summoned to testify at trial if a case were to go that far.

"If I were the prosecutor, my investigator would be going to talk to Hamilton," said Cutler, now with the firm of Dechert LLP. "This, to me, is a game-changer." A charge of witness tampering could also affect any statute of limitations issues prosecutors might be facing by extending the timeline forward to the present day, Cutler added.

am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

I guess that's how Armstrong's PR/Lawyers are remaking the physical contact that was made between the two as a rebuffed hug from Ham. lol

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

omg there's a cutty on the case!!!!

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

debriefing by debro

am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

ppl hamilton shld maybe try to hug it out with:

1. his dogs
2. his ex-wife
3. his moms and pops
4. ppl involved w/ his foundations
5. sundry well wishers
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
9989212. ppl on pcp with machetes
9989213. la

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

and
6. his invisible twin

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

fbi to subpoena video.

hamilton was asked not to come back because his group did not tip.

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

yet THam's lawyer says otherwise... These Aspen folks are good at covering their bases eh?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

do you tip the server at the restaurant that told you never to come back y/n

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

ya right? finish your meal, gtfo and never return... oh and how about +18%, thx!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
ten months pass...

USADA on lance's recent tri career - "oh no, you don't."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-charged-with-doping-by-usada

Seven-time Tour de France winner banned from competitions

Lance Armstrong has been formally charged with doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) according to the Washington Post. The seven-time Tour de France winner has been banned from competition effective immediately, including triathlons which he has been racing since he retired from pro road cycling in 2011

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

roid rage

http://cdn3.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2010/10/26/2/000_par2004072359394_600.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

btw he was not just "racing" triathlons - guy did a 3:45 at 70.3 florida, totally sick. future freaky performances nipped in the bud. :(

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

#unconstitutional is now trending on twitter and not in the way Lance might expect.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

What happened to cutty?

Actually, what's happened to Steve Shasta?

Özil Gummidge (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

Cutty followed me on the other day on Twitter, No idea what happened to Shasta.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

another wakeboarder left...in the churning waters behind the boat of progress

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/HaHaHeHeLoL.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/lol227.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

Lance Armstrong ‏@lancearmstrong
My official statement re: @usantidoping's pitiful charade http://bit.ly/Ozm7XZ

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

guy should have gone into politics

goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

the background is all "LMAO here's my statement"

http://c7655228.r28.cf2.rackcdn.com/2b9d038c3508cba4845425583c402eea.jpg

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2QsqatfLA

cutty, Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

That is the whitest reggae band I've ever seen, and I've seen Italian Reggae combo 'Africa Unite'

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 April 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link


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