That thread has fart jokes.
― bnw, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
MY MOM would be MAD AT U
Is your Mom Prince?
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 November 2004 06:40 (3 years ago) Link
― aaron d.g., Thursday, 7 February 2008 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link
that's actually funny
― s1ocki, Thursday, 7 February 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe they should have titled this Indiana Jones and the Close Encounter Of The Third Kind
And at the end of it Indiana and everyone get kidnapped by aliens and then Spielberg shoots a new special ending for Close Encounters and it shows Indy stepping out at Devil's Tower with the US Air Force guys and he's all confused and Francois Truffaut steps up and says, "Hello, my real last name is Belloq, you killed my father, prepare to die" and the government forces at the Devil's Tower base are all really Nazis and Richard Dreyfus runs around and chaos ensues.
THERE WILL BE ALIEN BLOOD.
Sequence to end with Indy swinging on his whip over the scene and roundhouse kicking Moby into his DJ gear.
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?
― omar little, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
otm
― dmr, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link
still not a boil on the ass on the thread about the movie
― latebloomer, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
that thread's getting worrse and worse
― latebloomer, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
now i'm imagining hezbollah recording an album full of international smash hits, netting them millions -- it would be like that movie about the internet murderer where every website hit injects more poison into his victim or whatever -- "please, america!! stop listening to this infectious music! every CD you buy endangers the lives of us all!" -- until the govt. realize they can stop this insane money mill by encouraging rampant piracy
-- Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 February 2008 12:51 (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 February 2008 12:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Did I just hear the phrase "Ghetto Kama Sutra" used in an RnB song?
― and what, Saturday, 23 February 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"aw baby, you knows I can't afford a real copy o' dat hindu sex book. but look here, i got this one on discount. it's only got 15 positions in it and the pictures are all kinds of blurry and the models are hairy as fuck, but dammmmnnn..."
-- Amon (eman), Friday, April 8, 2005 8:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
searching ilx for karma sutra on a friday night= and what be mackin?
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 23 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
shawty kama sutra
― and what, Saturday, 23 February 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I just got a subpeona from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatom and Howe. Apparently I'm being sued for defamation of character. Apparently the plaintiff insists that he is NOT J Lo's personal fuck toy. Osama is Richard Gere's personal fuck toy. Well, I stand corrected. Sorry for the confusion. Now...back to the thread already in progress...
-- Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, October 17, 2002 6:17 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
dont test the god
― and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, man, I would pay nearly anything for a coffeemaker that was constantly uploading pictures of itself to its MySpace page and stuff
-- nabisco, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:01 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
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"got wasteed with the toaster last nite, LOL, i was still makin irish coffee in the morning . man im so bord now, why is the water hear so HARD"
-- nabisco, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― omar little, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
can some math nerd graph out the degree of overlap between this thread & excelsior threads
― and what, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
some people should not be allowed to use the word "fuck"
― s1ocki, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/28/Fozzie.jpg
― bnw, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
When was the last time custos posted anything here? (or does he actually still post here under a different name)
― Pashmina, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
he posts as dom passa aw forget it
― and what, Friday, 14 March 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
(movie preview voice-over) In a land where Geir is King... (cut to shot of Geir in throne with crown and sceptre, laughing evilly) ...human-kind is an endangered species. (pan across rag-clad ILXors laboring in some sort of mine pit) But can a courageous boy and his primate pal save the hope of the world before darkness envelops the land forever?
-- Dan I., Wednesday, April 23, 2003 12:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link
this could probably just as easily be ilx in 2003 tribute thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link
that's awful. I don't remember writing it either, must have blocked it out.
― Dan I., Sunday, 16 March 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link
There are approx. 1000 memorable rules, requests and commandments in popular music. Let us count them.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Custos's last ever ILx thread: ScottPl's 1978-1982? Tell us about it.
More recently than I would have guessed
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Back in the early 90s frightening people had big quote-unquote internet weddings
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 March 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
"Crazy Frog" - An Exercise in Applied Probability
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 23 March 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Love everything up through The Globe, but am thinking they should now change their moniker to Big Audio Mistake.
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, April 4, 2003 8:10 PM
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:07 (sixteen years ago) link
SEARCH: "The Bottom Line," "E=MC2", "Medicine Show," "Contact," "Rush" "The Globe."
DESTROY: "C'mon Every Beatbox," "Just Play Music", their silly hats circa #10 UPPING STREET, the title of that album, their annoyingly cumbersome habit of changing their name (first Big Audio Dynamite, then Big Audio Dynamite II and the simply Big Audio) and everything they did after 1991. Everything after THE GLOBE was a....wait for it....Big Audio Mistake!
-- Alex in NYC, Tuesday, May 7, 2002 12:00 AM
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Capable of great singles - "The Bottom Line," "Medicine Show," "E= MC2," "Contact," "Rush," "The Globe,"....but will forever live in the shadow of The Clash.
"C'mon Every Beatbox" was crap tho'.
-- Alex in NYC, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM
Also, changing their name from Big Audio Dynamite to Big Audio Dynamite Two to simply Big Audio was a....
....wait for it.....
Big Audio Mistake
-- Alex in NYC, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM)
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link
a joke so good, it had to be told on not one, but THREE threads
haha, i was on the verge of posting that earlier he changed the punchline on another post tho
― gershy, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link
denny vertigo was in b.a.d.II o.b.v.
― chaki, Sunday, 23 March 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Leann Rimes
Looks like a rapper's name, but isn't a rapper.
Glasses Malone
Does not use corrective eyewear.
-- xhuxk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:33 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
big audio mistake isn't even like a pun or play on words or anything
― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 March 2008 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link
anyway...
this:
If I'm in a car going 60 mph in Crazy Frog's direction and you're Crazy Frog on a motorcycle going 75 mph in my direction, how long until one of us inadvertently starts harboring real feelings and what is the magnitude of our heartbreak and subsequent distrust for the opposite sex?
Please answer in the form of a question.
(P.S. - I'll meet you behind the tool shed.)
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Tuesday, June 14, 2005 9:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 March 2008 06:03 (sixteen years ago) link
that thread is a nightmare
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 March 2008 07:29 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG forgot about dennys vertigo vs lethargy.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
White men calling black men "bro" for no particular reason
― gershy, Friday, 28 March 2008 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link
the thread where we post like jazz musicians
― stevie, Friday, 28 March 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^ seriously
― banriquit, Friday, 28 March 2008 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Mantronix Mantronix: The Album (Deluxe Edition) [Sleeping Bag; 1985; r: Warlock; 2008] Rating: 8.08
-- Nate Patrin
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
haw
― balls, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
[ neenerneener] I remember him from Northwestern when he was in the Art History Department [ /neenerneener] -- Kerry, Thursday, November 22, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 24 April 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
So I broke into the palace With a sponge and a rusty Rohaldino bottle opener She said "I know you and you cannot sing" I said "thats nothing, you should see the reaction this got on ILX"
-- Trayce, Sunday, 27 April 2008 07:27 (1 hour ago) Link
― Ward Fowler, Sunday, 27 April 2008 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Make A Band Name More Reasonable
― dmr, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://books.google.com/books?id=duQvAAAAMAAJ&pg=RA1-PA125&lpg=RA1-PA125
― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
both 'Liberal' and 'Conservative' have been overused incorrectly by ninnies for so long that it means absolutely nothing Sometimes, I wish I carried a solid iron cricket bat with several huge rusty spikes jutting from it. And anytime some wingnut used "Liberal" as a noun, I could cluestick them upside their pointy little head. "It's not a Noun, Fucknugget! 'Liberal' is (THWACK!) a mutha- (THWACK!) fuckin' (THWACK!) descriptor (THWACK!) it modifies a (THWACK!) Noun. A person (THWACK!) can't be a 'Liberal' (THWACK!) or a 'Conservative' for the same (THWACK!) goddamned (THWACK!) reason (THWACK!) they (THWACK!) can't (THWACK!) be a 'Begrudginly'!" So, to recap: both 'Liberal' and 'Conservative' have been overused incorrectly by ninnies for so long that it means absolutely nothing. Political debates might as well be a bunch of fat white guys complaining about opressive unicorns and bleeding hearted hobbits.
(Public Service Announcement: The 'Cluestick' portion of this post was made possible through grants from the Committee to End Public Violence.)
-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, January 10, 2004 11:56 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Monday, 12 May 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
for whatever it's worth, you can't say the guy was lazy.
― s1ocki, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
it reads like bloom county which kind of depresses me
― bnw, Monday, 12 May 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link