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only to find that everything BLACK had become BLUE and everything else had become GREY and when anyone swung a fist

sounds like a dodgy scart connection to me.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps we're at cross-purposes; when Tracer says "pixellation" (blockiness, motion judder, low-res feel) he means what Ed means when he says "artefacts". When Ed says "pixellation" he means when I mean when I say "break up".

TV was better at 405 lines. There must be a sloganed T-shirt I can get to that effect.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

what I mean, obv

(Give me a break - 3 hours of sleep a night for the last six nights!)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I'd like a TiVo. Where can I get one? And can I eat it when I get bored?

xpost - pixellisationing up is so hard to do.

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(Yeah, does Ed even know I've dumped him?)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

> I think I'd like a TiVo. Where can I get one?

ebay. they stopped making new ones about two years after they started (which is a pity because it's a great bit of kit). other (inferior) boxes that do the same thing (after a fashion) are available... the humax seems popular.

(the one thing that does bug me with the tivo is the american use of channel numbers. bbc is 21 for instance. which is fine and you get used to it quite quickly because the names are there next to the numbers. but then the digital channels come along and are also numbered in the same range as the terrestrial channels so instead of bbc1, itv1, bbc2 etc being adjacent they are now interleaved with filum4 and fiveUS and the like. fiddly.)

My Koogy Weighs A Ton (koogs), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep forgetting you guys have a Queen.

and they're finally giving her an Oscar after decades of neglect.

vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes - I thought they stopped making them - but then you said upthread you upgraded yours, and I thought - gosh! Perhaps they started again. I will look into humax perhaps. Don't really like the name though. HOOOMAX.

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

human, to the max!

vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

for channels with crappy bitrate allowance is the artefact issue particularly garish during ad breaks when they crank the volume up so much? (this is still the worst thing about modern TV)

vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Ad volume = brick-wall compression, done in post-prod by the ad companies, I imagine. Broadcasters could just drop ad breaks by 8-10dB across the board to compensate but I bet they're not allowed to. Ed?

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

> but then you said upthread you upgraded yours

just shoved a hoooge disk in it because 40 hours wasn't enough. it's open enough so that you can do that. i think later models and all the imposters are locked down tightly so you have to go the official upgrade route. or don't bother.

all the major manufacturers do them now, the sony thing won awards in christmas "What Hifi (And Surround Sound System And Half A Dozen Other Categories)" thing. can get them with dvd burners and hard disks and stuff but they tend to be expensive (tivo was £400 when i bought, £200 a year later, £99 for one weekend in some obscure chain about a year after that that was getting rid of theirs)(that said, first nicam video recorder i bought was £399 so...).

i wouldn't've thought volume would affect bitrate. besides, audio bitrate and video bitrate tend to be independant. the compression trick is the reason mute buttons were invented. if they try and grab my attention that way they get muted out. see also: flashing banner ads and adblock

My Koogy Weighs A Ton (koogs), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

That is audio compression rather than compressing audio and has nothing to do with video leagalising (the equivalent to audio compression but not to compressing audio)

Audio compression: when audio signal peaks are brought below a certain level to prevent clipping in the audio signal when it is digitised or otherwise transmitted. This is usually accompanied by some gain normalisation to make sure that the sound power level is brought back up to what it was before compression. Heavy compression and normalisation is what makes the adverts sound louder

Compressing the audio: Using a codec, (AC3 and MP2 are the most common for TV) to reduce the bitrate of the audio signal.

Video Legalising, brinigin the video signal to within the parameters of the tranmission system, i.e. making sure that the Luminance, Chrominance and Variage of the signal all fall within specified limits, in a modern all digital workflow this is normally done at the editing stage.

Video Compression: Using a codec (MPEG-2) to reduce the bitrate of the video signal.

Artefacting: blockyness, blotchiness brought on by over compression of the video signal or inexpertly applied compression. In general older poorer video sources compress poorly and show more digital artefacts because they don't have the sharp focus and bright tones footage of modern digital material and because of existing analogue artefacts You can also get artefact with high motion video at low bitrates.

Blocking or Pixilation: If the MPEG-2 transport stream is interrupted then data integrity will break down. The picture is encode by block of pixels, if it can maintain the picture by holding a block for a few frames then the system will try to do this in an effort to keep something on screen whilst this system tries to recapture the stream. this causes squares on the screen to appear to freeze, go black or change to unexpected colours.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

This last one happens on my digibox from time to time. It ain't no thang.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Last night's subliminal message to me and me alone:

"Don't forget to set your *digital* recorder so that you catch every episode."

I half expect them to say "don't forget to set your Humax PVR 500..." tonight.


Sometimes the picture goes away but the subtitles stay. What's all that about?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Subtitles are normally on a different PID on the Bouquet, and require low bandwidth so are less susceptible to break-up.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice glossary, Ed! (You can see why some people might call digital artefacts "pixellation", even though it's not strictly correct).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Absolutely.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it's always particularly bad during the title credits to celebrity big brother arf

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess i meant 'titles/credits'

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

> Battle Royale, shown the other night on... can't remember, which I was excited to finally see

part 2 (universally judged inferior i think) is on film4 on saturday:

http://www.channel4.com/film/reviews/film.jsp?id=132014

in related news (kinda), ftn is showing Takeshi's Castle starting in a week or two. first time on freeview.

Koogy Bloogies (koogs), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Battle Royale 2 is complete rubbish. Inferior isn't a strong enough word. It's the inferioriest sequel ever.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

No mention of digital recorders last night.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i was watching the war film 'the train' last night, or bits of it, on film4 + 1. blocky as fuck. i wonder if +1 is blockier than the actual filmfour.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Filmfour has a crystal clear picture usually. Maybe the source of Battle Royale was just crap. Last night I watched "Stuck on You" and it looked perfect. I almost cried when they were on the operating table. I am such a ninny.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 26 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess 'the train' could well have a shitty source. i switched over and indeed 'stuck on you' looked pin-sharp. it would be funny if +1 were lower quality tho.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 26 January 2007 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it would be funny if +1 were lower quality tho

Yeah, cos it's supposed to be one better, innit? That's the point.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 26 January 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
MORE4 – 10 Feb 2007


15:35 Relocation, Relocation
16:40 Relocation, Relocation
17:45 Relocation, Relocation
18:50 Snowmail
18:55 Relocation, Relocation
20:00 Relocation, Relocation
21:00 Inside Waco
23:05 GBH
00:40 Relocation, Relocation

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 10 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

So it's pretty much the same as channel 4, then.

g00blar (gooblar), Saturday, 10 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I have just done a search for the Liverpool Everton thread, but ended up here instead.

So...

I take back what I said about Life on Mars being rubbish. I enjoyed epsiode 2 very much, and although I didn't enjoy episode 3 as much, I think it might be just a question of overdoing it. I am looking forward to the one about wife-swapping parties.

My cheapo digibox's perfromance gets worse and worse. I often switch over to "normal" telly now. I take great comfort in this act of rebellion, but it is not that convenient really.

PJ Miller, Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it's a seasonal reception thing - all our ITV channels are blocking and breaking up something chronic thesedays.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The damp/rain can play merry hell with any connector or junction boxes you have on the line from your aerial and the damp air isn't great for radio propagation either. It's been wet recently.

Ed, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I was worrying that maybe the strong winds in January had loosened something up there and I was going to have to emulate Rod Hull and get a big ladder to fix it. But the junction box is a good one - it's just to the left of our living room window so perhaps I can put a little mac on it.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

junction box theory is a good one, I meant to say

Michael Jones, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

second week running the tivo has turned over to record a (unwanted) second showing of Screen Burn and then try and turn over for Millennium on itv4 an hour or so later only for the poxy set top box to stick on bbc4. on the recording i can see the '28' appear on screen but the box just sticks on '9'. argh.

koogs, Friday, 23 February 2007 08:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That is terrible news, Andy. May I suggest a HUMAX dual-core model?

I'm not sure we even have a junction box, but the aerial is pretty crap. Previous resident was a Sky person.

Am I right in thinking a new aerial would be in the region of a hundred nicker?

I think I might have asked this question before, so here is an additional one:

And could we take it with us when we move? Assuming we eventually do. Would this involve Rod Hullism?

I wonder if Rod Hull lived in the Thames Valley. Seems likely, after all, it is the light entertainment capital of the world.

PJ Miller, Friday, 23 February 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link


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