haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the sounds of squishing
lol at your porn name
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
did you stomp that guy yet or
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
the reference is actually obscure:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yGgwzumvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.
anyway.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost
tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!
like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link
it really is
― dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
the preview is totally teal & orange.xls
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....
i ruined this guy's sheets.
that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh no! Santorum!
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP ;_;
he was one of those types who was like "yeah, you gonna cum? you gonna cum?" and i was like "dude, maybe if you stopped talking i would be able to"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I CANNOT STAND people who do that.
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh! yes
― Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
some ppl get off on that -- it's sort of a dom thing no?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)
― Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
or bad communication skills
― sarahel, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
indeed
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
tru
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
god, IMPE guys who do that feel inexperienced/inadequte and think sex means acting like u are in a crappy porno
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
professional?
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, the one guy I had in mind basically acts like it's a porno every time we fuck, like "Yeah, you like that?" and all that shit. God, it's so dull. Also he refuses to take his shirt off and he keeps trying to have phone/chat sex with me.
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
^
― i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread is worth it for straight dudes just to see that some things are the same across sexes, and guys are just as ridiculous with other guys as they are with women.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy otm
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy otm, when I am pretending I am in a crappy porno I yell all kinds of bullshit
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I hooked up with a guy a couple of times who I thought was saying either "oh yeh, son of a bitch" or "oh you son of a bitch." I finally figured out it was the latter.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
professional?― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i loled
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
as with most sweeping generalizations, presumptive and not true for all situations.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
so lick my balls.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I really want to make a joke based on 'if anything coming out of your mouth is not jizz you're doing it wrong' but that would just be wrong (in more ways than one).
― emil.y, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
when I first read that post I 1/2 expected it to say something to that effect
morbius otm about that not always being true
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah look whatever. was not intended to be gospel. for christ's sake.
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
yes, sometimes "so, lick my balls" is the right thing to say
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".
― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:05 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link
lol I was looking for that post. Bryan sounds like he was getting head from girls who were doing it wrong. He's otm though. That or any variation thereof is maybe the worst sounding question ever. Best to make sure that it never has to be asked imo.
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
using your mouth like a hand is the key to good head. massage, don't eat.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, doing it right always involves sucking on nuts? I am missing out, here.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, i was looking for that post too
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
buzza's on vacation, i'm filling in.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe you need to do it in a fake voice, like darth vader or something
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 08:51 (thirteen years ago) link