have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

there's something kind of unappealing about the idea of getting a nude photo of someone over a phone. I especially don't get doing it when you haven't slept with the person yet.

no

No cos my phone can't even do such things. Er. not that I would otherwise, geez.

surprised i made it to the end of the thread without someone digging up the picture of jordan's weiner. the legacy of dom i guess.

anyway, no, i haven't.

Have not sent, but have received. And a tastefully erotic daguerrotype from a lovely woman of means it was.

read that as darraghtype and thought oh dear

still kind of amazed this is a thing

don't think my phone is capable of it anyway

no fish eye lens, braggin^

loool

I could take a lot of pictures of myself, but I don't know if any of them would be 'erotic'

that's kind of some "eye of the beholder" shit

heh yes

but it was with my then girlfriend

who did u guys send it to? :/

xpost we were both doing a one act where she had to wear a revealing costume and I did full frontal, and despite how great she looked she was real nervous about it so to ease her mind I sent her a revealing pic of myself on the phone, which made her feel better.

then another time I sent her a ridiculous comedy nude pic of me wearing an Aladdin-esque costume with no pants

iltmi, once read u can't unread it

yes, many times.

sometimes i'm flipping through pics on my phone to show people and one of my erect penis shows up and it's like, "uh" but then i'm like, "well, you can see it anytime you want anyway, whatever"

an ex sent me naked pictures of herself, I sent her a dickture, we both agreed to delete immediately

only ascii, does that count?

e.g. boobies :-)8-<

those can't be real.

never seen boobs grow out of a chin before

haha "dickture"

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holy shit this is the most accidentally insulting thing I have ever said

for some reason I thought you were Abbott and she'd just mentioned someone at one point saying that to her one time so I tried to make a joek and instead I made a verymean :(

ahahaha. fwiw I knew it was a joke but didn't know it was for Abbott.

Hahaha. I thought that was hilarious but sort of out of character for Stevie!

Re the poll, there should be consideration given to whether participants have sent moving pictures. Or talkies.

Or ribald telegrams.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

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yes 15

Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

-Usher, "Pics Received"

if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.

My celly is so old all I could send is emoticon penises, and I'm sure none of the girls (save for one, perhaps) I've dated would've found them "erotic".

I have never sent naked photos via phone, though I have passed around a picture of my cock that I had on my iPod at a gay bar.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

I'm usually more restrained and polite, often for ironic effect. "I am writing to officially inform you of my intention to fuck the shit out of you later this evening. Regards, K."

And at brunch at a gay-owned and operated brunch place.

So it was only on your iPod in a gay bar?

xpost

hey if it was a gay bar you'd be fucking the shit into them, right? see because oh never mind

: |

I can't even imagine doing this. I mean I've only ever taken "erotic" pics once and I was so paranoid they'd end up in the wrong hands. Txting just seems waaaaaaaaaaaay too risky.

I must admit I have emailed one or 2 ppl pics, erm. Did not inc my face in them why bcs I'm not stupid.

Would never ever do something on a phone tho. That just seems insane.

I'd only ever do it with a girlfriend, and even then you kinda need to be careful to ensure that they're deleted so that if you all wind up breaking up later on bad terms, you know they won't wind up all over the internet.

to be fair tho she sent me one back so we both kinda had collateral

yah that was kind of my deal. And I am almost 100% certain the person in question will have deleted them since. Prob out of digust if nothing else lol :/

I'm sure that's not true! (teh digust part that is)

to be honest my g/f at the time pulled a lot of this sexual liberation out of me. I even did full frontal nudity in a play for 5 seconds, which I woulda been too scared to do in years prior. same w/ the pics.

If anyone wants a sext from me this morning please leave your number on this thread and I will sext you a pic of my right testicle (wrapped in my scrotum, of course).

hold on getting l0u jagg3rs number one sec

$10 on Paypal get you a pic of the testicle itself.

i want a scale model built using plaster

Can you still buy a cast of Momus's unit from Cynthia Plaster Caster?

he sent dick pics in a fever
harder than a pepper sprout
we've been talking about Houston
ever since the fire went out
because unsolicited dick pics are now illegal in the state of Texas

I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It was just a dickpic

I find the most disarming response to these texts is usually "where's the rest of it?"

i've found "sorry, wrong number" to also be effective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

You could also try "... DAD????"

Q: why would anybody do this

Toxic masculinity?

No ish with consensual sharing, obviously sending unsolicited pics should be illegal everywhere

what if you’ve got a really great hog tho

My girlfriend-at-the-time got one and was really upset by it and actually tried to report it to the police and they were like "we can't arrest a dick" and told her to just "ignore it".

Then she got another one from same dude an hour later. Cops still didn't care. And I had even identified the likely culprit through reverse engineering and background check dbs. Still no dice.

I have no idea what the law is here though.

She blocked the number once she realized how useless law enforcement was.

i think it's one of those things that revolves around the issue of "solicited" -- it's like consent -- does it have to be "consistent and enthusiastic"? Like is it required for someone to explicitly say, "please send me a picture of your penis" or is it acceptable in the course of flirting?

seems like it’s only polite to ask ‘hey luv mind if i send you a pic of me spam javelin’ ahead of time imo

that seemed to be the consensus on this thread at the beginning, but I doubt that is the case now

Even when I sent my naughty pic to my gf, i didn't do it without warning, but that's cos im ugly and i wanted to lower her expectations first

I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship

and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

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maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/dill

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

big fat horselover dick