On Friday I had put this something in her office and said 'I've put the thing in your office'.
Later on Friday she moved the something back to my (reception) desk and said 'I'll put it there, then I'll be able to find it on Monday'.
Arrrrgh!
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 6 August 2004 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link
Me: "I can't make the changes on this one page because it's a PDF file. Can you email me the original you made the PDF from?"Her: "I don't have it - maybe look on [name of laid-off web designer here]'s computer?"Me: "Already did. Only the PDF version is there. I need the original so I can make the changes"Her: "I don't know where it could be"Me: "It's a pretty detailed form [it's a three-page application form with lots of stuff dense-packed in] and it would be a major pain to redo from scratch."Her: "Well we didn't want anyone to make changes on it once it was done"
*head hits table*
And people ask why I'm leaving.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 12 August 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link
B: "Did I tell how good a movie Scary Movie 3 was?"D: "I know thats one of the best movies."C: "I've never seen it, should I?"B&D: "Absolutely!"B: "I also love that Steve Martin movie Bringing Down the House. Queen Latifah is such a good actor."ME: "Are you fucking serious?"BD&C: "Yes, and besides you like all those WEIRDO movies like The Duke Tennenbaums."ME : "Im going to smoke bye."
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link
This is one of many incidents my then girlfriend used to tell me about. She hated his guts but I looked forward to finishing work and hearing about him.
He was a tight fisted lad as well, he used to go out with them for a pub lunch and not order anything. He would sit with a half pint (or a pint if someone else was buying) of lager then eat everyone's leftovers.
If someone bought a pile of cakes for everyone in the office he would take a bite out of all of the surplus ones in the fridge so that no-one else would eat them.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link
if he hadn't gone and copy the other 4 times it would actually have been clever of him (or at least he could pretend that it was) to copy it once first!!
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm not an obsessive tidier but there's nothing more annoying than not being able to find a cd when a customer asks for the listening copy of it.
Also since I'm simply his co-worker I don't know how to say it. I've been meaning to mention it to the boss but then I'm telling tales and as I said he is a nice guy.
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― fcussen (Burger), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link
!!!
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link
Co-workers who make it seem that their daily tasks are "incredibly difficult but dammit, they do it anyway, no problem at all, hey you gotta pay your dues", doing this only to impress the higher-ups.
i.e. this girl I work with who makes it seem like her daily chores of assembling footage notes and keeping in contact with the transcription company are tasks that will take her ALL FUCKING DAY, and she's very sure to be very nice and act "tired" but "hey, it's cool...", plus compensating for the fact that she doesn't do any fucking work by coming in a little earlier and staying a little later. And all she does is surf the net! Hey I surf the net too obviously but I also work constantly! damn.
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link
One day I screamed at him that all he wanted was a) more money, b) a job in his field of study, and c) to sleep with the girl he'd been flirting with all that fall.
That shut up him for a day or two, but no more.
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 28 August 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link
She hates me. Or maybe I should stick with "She hate me" but that movie sounds rub.
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link
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― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
Our boss actually said at the end of a staff meeting that "If you're checking your personal web mail, or reading forums, or webchatting while you're here... then you're stealing from me."
We all had a good laugh after he left, and "stealing from (boss's name goes here)" has became a code phrase for "illicit" web activity.
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
So then I pick it up to look at the cover sheet to see if it says what the position is.
So then the coworker comes over (it was hers after all) grabs it up and says, "Don't look at anything that doesn't have anything to do with you!" I go over to her desk and say, "I'm sorry. I thought maybe they were going to hire someone else without letting us know."
Then next time I go to get something off the printer, she's standing there. She flips through and takes her things out. Then she gets to an order I printed out and drops it immediately back down on the printer saying, "I don't read things that don't concern me!" I thought she might be joking, so I started to laugh, but then she huffed and stormed back to her desk.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link
Anyway, I was just alone in the kitchen eating my lunch and reading. He came in and was quiet for like a minute. Then he interrupted me and was like, "Sarah, we haven't been having our talks any more." Whatever that means.
He got around to talking about my band. He asked something to the effect of, "Are you trying to make it big?" Before I could say anything in response, he shook his head and say, "Oh, no, I guess not, much too late for that. Now you have to get married and start having kids. Plus, you have this job now."
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 October 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 October 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 October 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 October 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link
One of our offices is having Printer Problems. One of their printers died yesterday, and we've been trying to decide what to buy them to replacement. Anyway, this morning me and another IT staffer are in their office, and the office supervisor says:
"If you don't get that printer fixed by tomorrow, you've got a big problem. We've got to print our weekly reports tomorrow, and that's the only printer where we can get it to line up with the form on the paper."
We explain that, as we're going to have to buy her a new printer - which we told her yesterday, there's no way it will be replaced by the morning.
"Well, it's your problem. You're welcome to try lining up the paper on the other printer, but I don't think you'll be able to."
So, we retire to the IT office. "Total bullshit" says our manager. The co-worker offers to donate his printer to the cause of inter-office harmony, and I swap them over. I go to her and ask what one of these reports looks like, exactly, and which computer they want to print it from. I do a test run; it lines up exactly, first time; so I explain that the printer that's now sitting on the desk across the room is a different one (she hadn't noticed me lugging the old one out and this one in) and that it will therefore have a different name on-screen. And then, I go around the office setting everyone's computers up to use the new printer.
Ten minutes later, I'm printing a test page from one of the other computers, and she gets up to go over and see what it is.
"Are you trying to print something?"
"Yes, but it doesn't seem to be working."
"Which printer are you trying to print to"
"Oh, I don't know," she says, getting a bit louder. "Printer X, Printer Y, you've moved them all around, you keep saying that what we've been calling Printer X for years we should actually be calling something else! It won't print! Look, I'm trying to print an email and it takes THIRTY SECONDS to send it to the printer! This is a busy office! I don't have time to wait that long each time I have to print an email"
"Um, couldn't you do something else whilst you're waiting for it to print"
"Like what, exactly?"
"Well, I don't know - I don't know what work you have to do whenever"
"Can't you just fix it? Why can't you get it to print straight away"
"Um ... well, I could try altering one of the settings. I can't promise to make it faster, though."
"Look, I've had it up to here with your ARROGANCE. It's A FUCKING PRINTER, NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. YOU'RE IN I.T., YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IT WORKING. You're just TOO ARROGANT ALL THE TIME." And she picked up her packet of fags and stormed off to the smoking room. Her staff - there are normally four or five other people in the same office - sat in deathly silence.
Our manager had, I knew, already complained to hers about her telling us that we "had a big problem" earlier. The next time I popped into his office, coincidentally, both of them were having a chat; so I casually mentioned that she'd "got a bit shouty" with me, and told them what she said. Mwahahaha.
(this office supervisor often phones me up complaning that the fax server isn't working because a fax she sent ten minutes ago hasn't been sent yet. The answer is almost always "the other end isn't answering the phone", which isn't exactly something I can help with - although she does often say "isn't there anything you can do about it?")
― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 28 October 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link
During those rare moments when she's not eating, she's barely intelligible and mumbling on and on, never really finishing a sentence.
Oh, and today she's wearing her stinky pants.
― Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 28 October 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link