cycling LOLz

According to one of BKW's sources, Fabian Cancellara dropped the entire CSC team while reconning Paris-Roubaix yesterday. Rode away from them. He overshot the rendezvous point with the bus, and as our source said, "Missed the bus." Apparently he had his cell phone with him and they had to ring the powerhouse up to get him to stop.

dude is going to destroy P-R

http://www.velonews.com/files/images/Cipollini2.jpg

http://www.sporza.be/polopoly_fs/1.288822!image/1225549870.jpg

tornado tom should have thrown his bike at the line instead of prancing around

Those lightweight wheels are offensive.

But i want them.

wilter are you W4LTER or someone new

beer company inspirational video

xpost i am walter

http://www.sporza.be/cm/sporza.be/wielrennen/080416_Scheldeprijs_verslag#

then click: Cavendish glijdt uit

yeah that is hilarious.

http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races06/cross06/sp07-finger.jpg

thats one of the all time great shots

or

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8318/lancefingerlz5.jpg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MlT3tBYs588

http://www.dz-nuts.com/

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/09/the_cutting_edg.php

http://clubs.hemmings.com/clubsites/maynardaac/i/bike-mower.png

good idea!

I'm sceptical... I remember how much effort it takes to push an old-fashioned lawn mower.

Dude throws bike at line, wins, crashes.

i was right there

there were 2 other crashes in the final lap, it was fucking nuts

i figured you might have been there. did rodriguez get around it? he looks a bit tense there...

EVERYONE got it around. here's to bike handling skills:

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=520953

meanwhile, that morning i got 10th in the housatonic hills road race in connecticut. most brutal race i've ever done. almost quit bicycle racing five times during my stint in the pain cave.

at least he won

OOF the skid.

his left hand got run over by 2nd place.

Yeah but that's probably okay, roadies don't weigh anything.

nor do their bikes

O_O
hope that works

click on "de val van Schleck"

fred parodies are great. having a teammate or friend on a long day who can do them well makes the ride fly. or if youve gone otb and are just gonna roll it in.

not a LOL, but a good article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/nyregion/thecity/08bike.html?_r=5

I found myself agreeing with pretty much everything he says. I'm all about big obvious hand signals, stopping at lights and rolling stops at stops signs, no pavement riding and the like.

yeah, i'm with most of that article. it takes a lot of willpower to stop at lights, but i've always been about signaled movements (tho usually directed at specific vehicles, like "i'm going right there, where i'm pointing" and not generic sticking my arm out business) and have def chewed ppl out that ride their bikes on the sidewalk (tho not as often as warranted...most of the kids in my CHI neighborhood riding on teh sidewalk were pairs of 17 year-olds on BMX bikes that i didn't really feel like confronting)

Stopping at lights is my LEAST likely directive from that article, but sidewalk riding is like pain-of-death stuff, isn't it?? Only babies and the occasional delivery guy should ever be on the sidewalk!

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2620/160/31/641224495/n641224495_1430407_1153799.jpg

^^^ those two doods faces

http://www.mif.co.uk/events/kraftwerk/

http://i41.tinypic.com/25arf35.jpg

LOL

it would be a good board description imo

http://www.velonews.com/files/images/SireaucrashWCT32909068.jpg

http://www.velonews.com/files/images/PtscrashWCT32909122.jpg

yow!

Is that like three bikes in the bottom picture?

http://www.bottlesandchains.com/wp-content/uploads/img_2014.jpg

http://www.hincapiedenim.com/

true horror is discovering the inhumanity inside yourself

Tangentially cycling related:

Six Belgian racing pigeons 'doped with drugs'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24658278

http://ow.ly/qZr0E

the Adam Hansen one is truly something else

http://cycletechreview.com/2013/news/vittoria-cx-leather-belt/

not a tyre converted into a belt, a leather belt made to look like a tyre

Now this is how you ride a road bike...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhabgvIIXik

holy shit, that bit with the lock gates

omg @ 3:44

Fuck me.

the danny macaskill stuff on that is just fucking sick

does this specialized trademark PR nightmare count as LOL, or is it more 'kind of LOL but mostly sad?'

p lolzy

i've never seen anyone do it like this, that's...remarkable:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203105961872626&set=vb.1313831261&type=2&theater

that is amazing!

https://twitter.com/camilzf/status/828480836857188358

aero is everything

lol at phil gaimon

4real

i mean, i like him but it is pretty hilarious that he went to all that effort (both in training and on youtube) and keegan swenson just...tweeted it out

ha exactly. swenson is such a monster--i'm trying to remember what event it was last year, i think he was the guy who had like multiple catastrophic mechanicals at like leadville or kanzaa but came back and like, podiumed with mooooonster power numbers. hope i'm not mistaking the story. And doing what he did at 6k to 7500ft is not to be overlooked _at all_. in pure wattage that is likely to be an 8-10% drop off what he could theoretically deliver at sea level where gaimon did it. i doubt, as a layman nerd, that he recovered anything close to that on a hairpin descent or low speed climb via wind friction, though there is obv some benefit there. it makes me think he'd just lap gaimon hth. and i sorta don't ~want~ to like gaimon in a way, but to the limited exposure i got, i really like gaimon, his long-ass video on this was wonderful and funny.

RIP manu buchmann

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBLJJPOHGTo/

here's me

My kind of online “racing” pic.twitter.com/mQpstasvRN

— Uli Fluhme (@ulif) June 10, 2020

lol

ha! exackly!

and now lachlan's got it

Dogs and bikes! pic.twitter.com/Ij1Uek2q9C

— ProCyclingStats.com (@ProCyclingStats) August 21, 2020

i saw this headline and imagined pennyfarthing racers now had to start passes earlier lest the giant front wheel upset their antagonist

https://cyclingtips.com/2020/10/victorian-cyclists-are-finally-getting-a-minimum-distance-overtaking-rule/

Didn't even take the bottle! https://t.co/SYRpeDtxfE

— Cillian Kelly (@irishpeloton) October 15, 2020