IF I RIDE MY BIKE FOR TOO LONG I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS

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delighted!

400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
hey now

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

tingly pins & needles sensation in the penis area c/d?? heyo

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

this happens to me too

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

my vag i mean! i can't feel my vag!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

CAUGHT

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

well i mean i can't feel my penis either, but mainly it's because i don't have one not because i am on a bike

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i never get numb. EVER.

killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, unless i've been riding my bike for a long time.

killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

no it doesn't get numb, i'm making this up. i just have to adjust my seat then it will not hurt at all. i have a man-seat, for people with balls. it came with it.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i have a man-seat, for people with balls

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

My pedals are making my toes numb, that's all I'm sayin'.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

once, this winter, i hopped off my bike after riding for 15 miles or so and nearly got a BONER from all the blood rushing back to YOU KNOW WHERE*

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

*MY PENIS

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

At least it was winter & you weren't wearing itty bitty shorts.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

OH, WE'VE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES HERE BROZ. SOME REAL GOOD TIMES.

BROSTALGIC FOR THE VERSE (ddb), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
wondered if i shoulda put this link in this thread instead
http://worldnakedbikeride.org/

jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh look, a whole bunch of people whose bikes I will never, ever borrow.

Dan (THE HORROR, THE HORROR) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if you do, just make sure not to wear white pants

jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...
is there a recommended seat for minimal numbness & butt sweat

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.hobsonseats.com/images/prod_easy_side.jpg

BONERTIME! (ddb1), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

This happened to me! I thought I needed to adjust! And nothing worked! Thank god it was only my dick going numb!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

IS YR SEAT TOO HIGH?

THAT CAN BE IT TOO

BONERTIME! (ddb1), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

You're somehow putting too much pressure on your pudental(sp?) nerves.
You can not put that pressure there and not have this happen or you have two options:
Steroid innjections and stupid hemmeroid seats
OR
accupuncture.

I suggest 1 or 3.
2 is annoying, moderately painful, and doesn't actually work.

Also, you'll have excruciating ball pain within a year if you don't stop irritating the nerves.

The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

IS YR SEAT TOO HIGH?

YES. handlebars are also too low. can't raise them because brake cables need to be longer. can't put seat down because post needs shortening by hacksaw. its going in for a tune-up so hopefully they can remedy both (this is a newly acquired bike. selling my other one)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

XD

cutty, Friday, 13 November 2009 17:44 (ten years ago) link

what a time

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 13 November 2009 17:45 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

i still lol at PENIS IS COOLIS

jeff, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 23:41 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

XD

cutty, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:54 (eight years ago) link

i still lol at penis head feelings

cutty, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:56 (eight years ago) link

this happened to me on a stationary bike and I jumped off of it and was all panicked

I thought I killed my penis

It was ok

mh, Thursday, 23 June 2011 15:54 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

Merry Christmas

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 14:14 (one month ago) link

great revive

brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 14:22 (one month ago) link


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