lost in space might be worse than this though not as lolsome
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!"
― ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i'd rather have another adam west-era tribute like this than serious dark knight is serious.
― Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"That's why this day is mine!"
^^ useful for IRL conversation
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."
Schwarzenegger OTM
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
"Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?"
hope this one was actually sincere
― blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ha, i missed the "thaw a bird" part of that line
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
"Chase the villain or save the boy"
in every batman story ever...
― ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
-credo of Joel Schumacher
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
did he mean Robin re 'thaw a bird'?
― blueski, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."
what is he referring to here
― and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
snowballs
― Mr. Que, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I reckons he meant Thora Hird myself!
― Mark G, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
'You have eleven minutes to Thora Hird'.
omg, I'm just imagining Arnie saying that.
― Billy Dods, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
up and at them
― gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
jiminy jillickers!
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."
^^ i'm into the failed bloefeld with his eyebrow raised vibe here
― gff, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i have to go with "let's kick some ice!"
― Jordan, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
speaking of George Clooney, he and Renee Zellweger came to the theater I used to work at on Wednesday for a special screening of "Leatherheads" (he filmed it here in Greenville, SC).
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
if i had had the chance to attend i so would've yelled a B&R line at him
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
man I remember my housemate bringing home the script of this movie (she was doing editing for it) and the many roflz it provided. I never actually saw the finished film tho.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
not even scientifically accurate:(
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
xp: Leatherheads badly needs some of these Mr Freeze lines
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
all these lines remind me of the 30 rock "ITS SO GREAT WE CAN WRITE WHILE WERE ON COKE" bit
― max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Clooney as Bats is such horrible horrible miscasting.
― chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
clooney as freeze, arnold as bats.
― ian, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm Baaatmaaan! Arrrrrggg!!" (Does bonkers eye thing)
― chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
exactly what brilliant skills are needed for a "good" Batman, fanboys?
SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
watching the youtube clip of "highlights" i realized i had totally forgotten about the BATMAN CREDIT CARD
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"Never leave the cave without it"
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Dr Morbius, Friday, March 28, 2008 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
lol u old
― s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia
thread of the year
― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
taxi driver was written on coke
― deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
"Ice to see you!"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
definitely "ice to see you" cause mcbain says it too
― 69, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
"you're not taking ME to ze COOLER" was is still a hilarious stoned catchphrase amongst my friends for about a year after this film came out.
― ENBB, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for
Won an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind, too.
― jaymc, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
YOU HAVE ELEVEN MINUTES TO THAW A BIRD?
― nickalicious, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
"Ice to see you, to see you..." http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41646000/jpg/_41646672_bruce.jpg "ICE!!!"
― snoball, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"Follow the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom."
― lou, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey the thaw a bird vote is going to be split, you have two thaw a bird options!
― nickalicious, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
lol, repeat often: Radner/Aykroyd vs Nealon/Meadows
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
meadows >>>> aykroyd
― and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Gilda Radner's cool but it's not like she's the GOAT
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Meadows was pretty funny in Walk Hard
― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
snl's best era is whenever you were 12 years old
― s1ocki, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
^ the new cash sitta
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I gotta say - I got the first season of SNL DVDs as a gift (totally unasked for, I might add) and was watching them and uh, the lolz are pretty few and far between. Chevy Chase is actually consistently the funniest. If anything makes watching it worthwhile, its the musical performances.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
yer right, Canadian, it was best when it wasn't on the air yet and Aykroyd was at Second City
(Shakey, the 2nd season is better)
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic
― The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.
― mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
Was thinking about this guy the other day while waiting for the bus
― mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
Was it the.... FROST-TOWN express?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
No, it was the ICE-NINE 50.
― mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
just a lonely dude standing here thinkin' bout freeze
― The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
ze icy Cooooold
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
I thawed I might find you here
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S WINTAH FOWEVAH HEYA GOTHA
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link
"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
The last great Batman movie :(
― pariah newsletter (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/stevens-chills-out-on-cash-rate-cut/news-story/58b1e73eeb2a4a5c21e1c9927ee77ee4
― just sayin, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link
can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
cool party robbed
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link
awesome spread of votes though
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
get well soon!
― the late great, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link
Get to the doctah!
― how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link
arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow
― sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link
When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line
― Vinnie, Saturday, 31 March 2018 04:27 (six years ago) link
this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 March 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link