russell brand - C or D?

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Funny watching him on Jonathan Ross as you could see the fear in Ross's eyes as the future spreadeagled himself before him. He tried to tame him but it was like fighting a jellyfish, too slippery, too fast, too clever.

I love the way he drops arcane words into his speech and he's the only person I've heard who's used the crack is moreish gag and made it work.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link

i used to hate him but can't remember why -- thought he was just generic e4 presenter-guy, i suppose -- but bbbm is brilliant this year.

unfortunately saying '...the SWINE' has crept into my stock of lame tv-derived catchphrases.

example of brilliance: on the caption competition, the screen came up and instead of a caption it just said "winning caption". brand said it was a conceptual ploy a la derrida (or words to funnier effect). that's quick thinking, for a crackhead.

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

He seems designed to irritate, but he's made me laff out loud at least twice this year which is a fair achievement. So I v. grudgingly like him. His patter/patois is irresistably watchable, full of high-speed twisted malapropisms and Uriah Heep tics, he's at least doing something semi-original within the current funnee presenters milieu.

Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:23 (eighteen years ago) link

also when he shouted at paul morley for being a square for writing for the guardian.

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

My little brother helps run a comedy club in London, and he has met le Brand and says he is lovely, and that telly people like him because he is totally professional. If you shout in his earpiece that he needs to make shit up for the next two minutes, he'll do it. It seems like a strange skill in the real world, but is highly prized in tellyland.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:32 (eighteen years ago) link

worst person ever! we don't need a will self for the pete doherty generation. awful taste in music too. and abysmal style.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:07 (eighteen years ago) link

KATE GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:08 (eighteen years ago) link

i like his serial celeb dating despite his confession to the papers that he's got a teeny titchy dinkle. also the trailer w/ him and o'leary - check russell running for the helicopter - sooo foppish ha ha

beeble (beeble), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the running joke about him, 'bepe', gaffney, walliams is funny, but now he mentions his 'dinkle' in every ep it's a bit creepy?

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:16 (eighteen years ago) link

So how much coke do you reckon he gets thru a week?

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Over exposed - like every single good thing these days. He's trying to keep what was essentially a stand up act going through hours of telly. Is there anyone in the whole wide world who could do that? and ITV want him for the new J Ross or something so that's the end of him. Who's next?

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Justin Collins!!!!!!!!

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link

overexposed?

he's on bbbm and...?

side-point: dermot and bblb have really gone off the boil.

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Dermot's wasted on BB, he's actually got some talent, isn't he bored shitless of it all by now?

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Until now the word 'dandy' has not appeared in this thread.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Fop has. Close enough, no?

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:41 (eighteen years ago) link

The first post mentions "dandified". Is that not enough?

I echo this post entirely: "I am torn between thinking he's very funny and thinking he's an irritating nob end. He's probably both. "

I basically don't like him, yet find myself laughing at him.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Brand will never be as good as he was when we was running around Homelands/Creamfields etc. going up to random punters with a mic in order to demonstrate that he was even more loved up than they were, on MTV's Dancefloor Chart.

He needs to become the new presenter of a revived Blankety Blank on BBC prime time.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Prime time is the death of comic talent (not that I think Russell Brand has much of that)

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Prime time is the death of comic talent (not that I think Russell Brand has much of that)

he should be ok then?

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I basically don't like him, yet find myself laughing at him.

ailsa OTM.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

BRAND IS NOT A DANDY

DANDIES HAVWE TO BE WELL-DRESSED

BRAND LOOKS LIKE A TRAMP WITH A SCARF

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:53 (eighteen years ago) link

BOYS SHOULD SHAVE MORE

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't recommend R. Brand goes mainstream

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

AND SKINNY JEANS ARE WRONGWRONGWRONG AND WILL NEVER BE RIGHT

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

they're right on hott gyals.

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Lex, you liked MINE. And Anna's.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

But not if they're as skinny as Russell Brand (xpost)

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

skinny jeans on girls = always right; makes their legs look GREAT
skinny jeans on boys = always wrong; makes their legs look like TWIGS

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Lex has just made me laugh more than Russell Brand has, but in a different way.

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't recommend R. Brand goes mainstream

oh me neither in all seriousness, i just thought it was a nice comical image.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

skinny jeans on girls = always right; makes their legs look GREAT

IMPORTANT RIDER: LEGS NEED TO BE GOOD IN FIRST PLACE

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Lex resents the androgynous/effeminate aspect of men having skinny legs! Disgraceful!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

The first post mentions "dandified". Is that not enough?

Note to self: Search for the stem word 'dand' in future.

Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I question the lex's right to comment on "style"

RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:36 (eighteen years ago) link

He once wrote something in the Observer Music Monthly about how Carl Barat was his hero and had "saved England from the chavs and made it Blake's Albion" again - which I thought I'd never forgive...

However he is very, very good at hosting BB'sBM. Given how many times it's on a week I am impressed that he can keep coming up with new iterations of not just the ballbags/SWINE link, but also "So-and-so is perfectly happy to do such-and-such, but when I suggested it would be quite good to see Aisleyne and Grace wrestling in crude oil in the middle of a desert, they looked at me like I was no better than Gary Glitter...", and the one that goes "Get in touch with us the way the Daily Mail gets in touch with asylum seekers, except use a phone instead of creating a hysterical climate of fear and distrust"...

Flyboy (Flyboy), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:39 (eighteen years ago) link

... this is funny?

Il mio nome e' Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link

it's the way he tells them.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (eighteen years ago) link

the ballbag thing is v unfunny and his schtick is v thin and samey and his "set pieces" for the phone message thing etc are also quite unfunny but he does say some funny things, sometimes, usually in conversation or when people are shouting

RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:44 (eighteen years ago) link

RJG OTM re the lex

jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"here's something that's so exclusive it makes the da vinci code looklike a load of old rubbish someone made up to get loads of money off stupid people"

jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i like the set pieces, often!

'... in the way the sun gets in touch with world cup supporters, only with a phone instead of advocating a fifa-inpired kristallnacht on all those who don't have a flag coming out of every orifice' (or something).

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:58 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, the "in the way ... only with ..." bits are usually quite funny, actually

RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link

what i like most about him is that although he's very quick, especially in the audience opinion sections of the show, he's never snide towards the audience members. also he always tries to deflate any particularly vitriolic opinion in a surprisingly claming way. "oh you shouldn't think that, i like grace, she's nice".

jed_ (jed), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

working Kristallnacht into the gags is always a winner.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd ever noticed him between this summer and yet suddenly he appears to be EVERYWHERE. It's like he's dominating the summer, which is quite an achievement in World Cup year.

But yeah, he's a twunt.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

he's always making nazi references.

he SHOULD be a twunt but somehow isn't.

Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (Enrique), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Judging by those pics on the fansite, he is more of a PIRATE than a dandy.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked when the Arctic Monkeys tried to slag him off for doing Grim Oop North gags at the NME awards. Whooshes all round.

He's funny and annoying in equal measures. I think I mostly like him.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 16 June 2006 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I’ve no idea why my links to tweets aren’t showing up properly anymore.

piscesx, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:30 (one year ago) link

You have to replace x with twitter

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:32 (one year ago) link

twitter dotcom embeds work but not x dotcom embeds, aiui

xp

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link

I can't hear anything at that link (probably because I nuked my account), is she talking a bunch of nonsense? because she seems like someone who could go that way.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:19 (one year ago) link

Talking a bunch of nonsense. People shouldn't be able to accuse abusers anonymously. "Those are the rules, I didn't make them."

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:57 (one year ago) link

lol

Are you sure? He’s a rapist not a racist

— The IP Respecter (@ericthewheeler) September 16, 2023

groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 08:38 (one year ago) link

Russell Brand's dad in 1970?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvFdFBblGQs

Alba, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 10:45 (one year ago) link

The voice is spookily similar. Great video!

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link

I just don't think anybody could be afraid of someone talking with a megaphone through the sunroof of a brown Mini.

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 11:31 (one year ago) link

russell re-branding himself as a philosopher guru reminds me a bit of neil strauss trying to make the pivot into positive lifestyle influencer after years of being a rancid detriment to society. it's all just a grift, and they still try to trade in on their bad-boy image as giving them bonafides of a different sort, it makes them a veteran of certain wars, allows them to reflect upon their behaviors as if they're at a complete remove while enjoying still having the image of people who have had those experiences.

omar little, Thursday, 21 September 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link

There’s an explicit connection too, I remember being 🤨 at seeing brand’s blurb on one of Strauss’s sex pest manuals (this being post rb’s supposed reformed character)

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 21 September 2023 19:33 (one year ago) link

see also Bill Cosby

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 21 September 2023 19:48 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

Born again

anvil, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 15:52 (five months ago) link

LOLOLOL it’s like a bad version of The Ruling Class.

steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 15:53 (five months ago) link

Standard trajectory for cunts. Andrew Tate becomes a Muslim, Russell Brand becomes a Christian.

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 15:55 (five months ago) link

Don't forget Shaun King

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:05 (five months ago) link

quite appropriate that he was baptised in a river of sewage

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:34 (five months ago) link

The 48-year-old comedian had previously called baptism an “opportunity to leave the past behind”

So just let it go ladies, let's move on shall we

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 16:36 (five months ago) link

Just had a look at his comments section. Most of them seem to be from people who are also born again

anvil, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:01 (five months ago) link

They're burying the lede that Russell Brand has finally bathed.

my bibley wibley

memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 17:13 (five months ago) link

Well now he's probably fit to marry Katy Perry

Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 18:02 (five months ago) link

Irl lol @ bizarro

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:47 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

This guy looks more and more like if Jordan Peterson got stranded in the desert for a year.

omar little, Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:39 (two months ago) link

just saw the thumbnails of his latest YT vids and jeez - I didn't know his Musk/Tate-type rightwing BS had become so bad

StanM, Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:47 (two months ago) link

Thiel can sure pick the creepy weirdos

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:50 (two months ago) link

It's "interesting" 🧐 to see which of your Instagram friends follow this guy, or I should say still follow him at this point

omar little, Thursday, 1 August 2024 14:04 (two months ago) link


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