Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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http://www.detnews.com/pix/2004/01/13/feat/fe13-frasier-0104n-2.jpg
That one look tassssssty.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.foederationsdatenbank.de/fdb/personen/bilder/bateson.jpg

Excellent! Now I may kill IN SPACE!!!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://spoty.cool.ne.jp/causeneffect/kelsey.jpg

What do you mean 'the little bitch is fighting back', Ensign Rodriguez? JUST BEAM HER TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST SEA!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2003/07/09/0002015v.jpg
Hey, look at me, I'm an (extremely) poor man's Jude Law!

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Frasier/images/imgs_bio/kelsey_grammer.jpg
I AM DRUNK ON POWER!
or is it blood?
it might be blood.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/tng/images/TNG21801.jpg

Good, good. Doctor Formantitude, prepare the corpses in sickbay, I'm beginning to enjoy this 'Possessed Shipman beard'

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/kelsey_grammer.jpg
oh this reminds me of when I was but a schoolboy ... eating my classmates.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cnbce.com/i/pr-dizi/frasier.jpg


"The dog spoke to me, the dog told me to do it!"

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Are they all having sex with each other?

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno.

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.elviscostello.info/pic/tv/03/030422.frasier/frasier_1.jpg

Mr. Costello looks more evil than Mr. Grammer in this photo.

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cheers-becker.de/frasier19.jpg
"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.smokemag.com/0300/cover2.jpg

Yes, Seabiscuit, I too feel the smouldering hatred of all humankind. But have no fear, for tonight we taste the BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Looks like John Mahoney is the cast bitch in the above photo.

Cill Msgrn, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Something happened after I read this thread that transported my brain into a bad place and now I can't think or do anything really.

I feel sick.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

it's the icy glare of kelsey grammer that did it

he's a bad man

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I know like I said it has ruined Frasier forever for me! I will crack up every time its on now.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

There seems to be a certain desperation in the way so many shows revolve around the brothers complete inability to get laid.

Lappet, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Her killer or killers had slit her throat from behind, severing her carotid artery, and then left her to die. But this young girl, this 18-year-old kid, staggered and crawled down that alley the length of a city block, looking for help, Smit would later recall. But it was late and there was no help. Even as she was bleeding to death, she crawled out of the alley and into a nearby mobile home park. She tried one door her bloody handprint was later found on the screen, Smit remembered. Then she dragged herself to the manager's office, where she finally collapsed outside the door and died. In an image that would haunt investigators, including Smit, for decades, her bloody "handprint was actually about two inches below the doorbell."

At first, the cops didn't know who she was. She had no identification when they found her, no wallet, no driver's license, nothing. All she had in her pockets was an apartment key, and that wasn't much help. "We tried that key in 100 doors around there and we just couldn't put it together," Smit would later lament. But a few days after her death an acquaintance came forward, telling police that a girl fitting the victim's description, a young woman from Florida by the name of Karen Alicia Grammer who had taken a year off from her studies at Barry College and moved up to Colorado Springs, had vanished July .

Figuring it was worth a try, Smit went to her apartment building and slid the key they had recovered from her body into the lock. It fit. Just to make sure, they asked her older brother, then-20-year-old aspiring actor named Kelsey Grammer, to fly up to identify the body. You could tell just by looking at young Kelsey Grammer that "he really loved his sister," Smit recalled. What's more, it hadn't been that long since their estranged father had been gunned down near his home in Bermuda, and even less time had passed since the death of their grandfather, the man who had really raised the Grammer kids. "I'll tell you, tragedy has really struck that family," Smit had commented.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

it echoes the writers' struggles with their own inabilities to get laid.
(xpost)

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott Seward is bumming me out, man.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha! Sorry! But this is the kreepy kelsey thread! when you watch one of those episodes of frasier where he just screams at his crippled father for half an hour, be afraid, be very afraid.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I shouldn't be laughing at the curious george line, but i am.
I am.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (nineteen years ago) link

darkest secret: his macbeth

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

what male human ISN'T a motherfucker with some dark secrets?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"darkest secret: his macbeth"

have you ever heard this guy on a talk show?? he is an elitist pretentious fucker and i do not for a second believe that.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

He only dates/marries pornstars and he flipped his Corvette in Malibu Canyon on a straight away (which is apparently extremely hard to do, bearing in mind the weight distribution of the car and the gravitational physics of planet Earth).

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

he is a creep and i want him dead.

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/6934

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

swear to christ i was just flipping channels when i came across it, it meaning "frasier". innocuous enough scene, what with frasier engaged in some clever wordplay with david hyde pierce whilst john mahoney rolled his eyes in a "how'd a guy like me, an ex-cop, a blue-collar sort, end up with these kids, ain't life funny (cue sad/funny horn of irony)" manner. innocuous until kelsey broke the audience wall and looked at me and said, "terror, thy name is grammer". I shrieked but the scream was not my own, nay, it was that of bebe neuwirth.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude are you sure you aren't drunk!?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

john i think you misunderstood what i meant by "dark secret"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

he drives a viper, nuf said

lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

and he sure likes the c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

oh sorry - used to like. yeah, right.

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

He's a freaking republican too.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still traumatised from seeing him in 'Kennedy' on DVD the other day. Swimming. With Martin Sheen. He is a hairy hairy man.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.shagpro.com/mrbrown/celeb/97sag15.jpg

The bear is clearly a voodoo doll he uses to torture his victims from afar.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/07/23/comingattr-grammer-inside.jpg

Be very afraid.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

That picture = me in forty years, I figure. But with a better soul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I was not going to say anything about the slight resemblance.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1042911424835_2003/01/22/Frasier,0.jpg

He is drinking the blood of the innocent.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

And eating the awards of the pure.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

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Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

pic.twitter.com/YbAmfDUcxR

— marty (@_martinjames) March 23, 2022

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/2lwmgUD.png
looks like he's harboring some dark secrets about America's past.

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, 27 May 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

Looks like he's been raising eight kids in Sacramento!

pplains, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

His face is slowly melting, but that's OK. The same thing happens to window panes when they're his age.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 May 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link

Obligitory "lol hueg"

nickn, Friday, 27 May 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link

when they're his age

I should say 'our age'. He's a few months younger than I am.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 27 May 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoqnhn_6I0

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ajF49FXx-w

KG's attempted accent in this: like holding his nose while speaking very fast clipped and gritty

mark s, Sunday, 3 July 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

september 30 vs. october 1 pic.twitter.com/R61cTpeHRE

— Leor Galil (@imLeor) October 1, 2022

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Sunday, 2 October 2022 15:03 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Kelsey Grammer: a better actor than a dog

https://i.postimg.cc/mD1nbspY/kelsey.jpg

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link

"the reward I seek is not a hot dog."

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link

I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff.

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

pic.twitter.com/kViKAoA2YQ

— machine gun kelly reichardt (@LingoUnbound) January 9, 2023

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, January 10, 2023 11:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Hang on isn't that fuckin' Lee Mack???!!!???11??!

his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:14 (one year ago) link

Yup! Paul F Tompkins told an anecdote about that show on a recent Comedy Bang Bang (called it Kelsey Grammer Resents The Sketch Show) and when he talked about turning to Lee Mack and saying something I felt the multiverse collapsing.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 11:06 (one year ago) link

premiered the same year as the first season of Always Sunny

I'm sure Kaitlin Olson was happy to parachute out of that mess (Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Money Plane)

mh, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 15:19 (one year ago) link

So vaguely remember seeing that at the time, I think...

Evan, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link

had to rewatch this full-screen to convince myself that isn't KG at the bar

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— Erotic Films Out Of Context (@NoContextErotic) January 13, 2023

mark s, Friday, 13 January 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link

I didn't know until today that Kelsey Grammer is married to the daughter of a Bristol City footballer and has a house in Portishead

kinder, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:04 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Dave Charlton Trotta looks like a motherfucker with etc.

Kelsey Grammer “warned” Hollywood about “extraordinary” ‘Frasier’ reboot co-star Nicholas Lyndhurst

nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 10:26 (ten months ago) link

Have they started shooting this yet?

I humbly request just one episode where Frasier calls Lyndhurst a plonker, just once.

Ste, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:16 (ten months ago) link

Though the show makes a return, some of its former award-winning cast won’t.

How can penetrating investigative journalist Will Richards be so sure

serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:30 (ten months ago) link

can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

mh, Thursday, 15 June 2023 04:00 (ten months ago) link


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