TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

british bulldog arry as to send out a bigun and a littleun innit

'arry might be onto something. The smallest team in any major European league are currently Champions of Spain and half of them have WC and CL medals.

http://celticquicknews.co.uk/?p=4481

From the sample of 534 clubs, the one with the oldest average squad is European Champions Inter Milan, at 29.61 years, whereas the club with the shortest average players is the previous year’s European Champions, Barcelona, 177.38cm.

Clearly short old guys = the way to go.

The persistent talk of them selling Ireland just confuses ever more after a performance like that, it's true.

― Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:13 (8 months ago) Bookmark

What the hell happened to this guy at villa?

Interesting read about Damien Comolli's time at Spurs:
http://transferpriceindex.com/2010/10/damien-comolli-at-spurs-a-tpi-case-studyt/

But it overlooks one of the most important things - a squad needs to be appropriately balanced, both by position and age. By the dog days of the Ramos era we were anything but - short on options upfront, useless in defensive midfield, over-reliant on inexperienced centrebacks and with a surfeit of attacking, right-sided midfielders and not much with any experience down the left.

Interesting article Pete, and a nice set of comments too. What about Chelsea planning to move, is that still on? Do they have the fanbase for it? It may be the horror stories of ultralow numbers at the Bridge in the 80s, but Chelsea crowds seem more precarious than others somehow

It's very hard to judge because pricing is quite sensible these days, but I don't think there's demand for a capacity of more than about 55k. Whether it's worth moving for an extra 13k is, I guess, the sticking point. The ideal thing would be to redevelop the Bridge, especially the shitty Shed/hotel, and put in something bigger because it is a vast site, but there are problems with crowd dispersal on to Fulham Broadway.

I'm sure it's something they'd like to do eventually because capacity is on the small side, but the benefits aren't so obvious as to make it a must-do as it is with Spurs.

They may just be content with filling the ground, waiting for the right opportunity and building megastores in Singapore and Los Angeles.

http://img.skysports.com/11/01/496x259/StevenPienaarTottenhamHo_2553216.jpg

The former Portsmouth and West Ham manager said: "I'm walking round the outside of the stadium, it's a fantastic atmosphere, there's all little stalls there selling sweets.

"I got some sweets, me and Kevin, and it was so packed. The next thing there's two guys on their knees in front of me and I felt someone pull my overcoat.

"I thought 'what are you doing?'. The next thing he's got my keys on the floor.

"I thought 'is he a blind man or someone having trouble walking properly?' What are they doing, these two blokes?

"I'm going 'let go of my trousers', pushing them away. While I'm doing that they're rifling my pockets, there were about six of them. And then they went.

"I thought 'what are they doing?' I went to put my hand in my pockets and realised what they'd done.

"They took everything. All my money, credit cards, everything really."

The Spurs manager said he did not believe the muggers knew who he was.

"I just probably looked stupid or something, and they thought 'here's one here, he's not Spanish, obviously and we're looking for a foreigner'."

this is highly convincing

Spurs Desperate For A Striker
I'm going to use some statistics to make a point. Here goes:

- I've looked at the games played over (roughly) the last year by Spurs in the Premier League - 23 this season, 15 last season - 38 games in all.

- I've then looked at the number of goals Spurs' strikers have scored in this time. VDV is not a striker.

- It doesn't make pretty reading.

- Defoe has 4, Crouch has 4, Keane has none, Gudjonson got 1 and Pav, the pick of the bunch, has 10. So I'm not sure why he didn't even make the squad on Saturday.

- That's 19 goals between the lot of them. Over 38 games. Meaning on average a Spurs striker will get you a goal every other game. So not only do we not have a 20-goal-a-season striker. All of them put together won't get you 20 goals.

There can be no doubt as I'm constantly reminded that it's a good time to be a Spurs fan. But all the press we've been getting lately, and bloody hell there's been a lot - Bale, VDV, moving house, a bit about Modric now, lovely sweets but blimey I've had me wallet pinched - doesn't cover up the fact that we are desperate for a goalscorer.

Desperate.

Dan Levy is obviously a very busy man, but I would implore him to take his eye off the long term, especially now that the bid has been submitted and do something for the short term this week. I fear that we're going to miss out on the top four as it is but signing a goalscorer now might just save us.

Andrew, Woodford Green

No that is entirely correct with the caveat that Defoe has been really unlucky with injuries in that time, and we seem to be undermining all of their confidence by chopping and changing every game. Either Defoe or Pav should have a sustained run and we probably need to be playing 4-4-2 against a few more teams.

Rossi has said he's not interested and i'd be surprised if Forlan will move. The big spending is a worry but the fact that a move for a striker appears to be reliant on Bent's fee being paid in full and kicking Keane off the wage bill would indicate that there's still a measure of control in place.

It's unfortunate as this should all have been settled weeks ago. It's not surprising that Pavlyuchenko and Crouch aren't in great form when they're both constantly being linked with Birmingham and Sunderland. If there isn't a first-class alternative lined up, they both need to be told they've got a long-term future at the club.

kinda depressing how good taraabt is doing. lovely goal (number 13) and assist (11) against coventry on sunday. hopefully next year he proves that the championship is his level.

don't know what to think about strikers.

even i'm beginning to find this ridiculous

they're gonna fuckin win it.

go on the spurs!

let's do em at home first

YEAR ENDING IN A 1

Has there been a greater plucky underdog run the CL since... Porto in 2004?

Chas and Dave's 'Together Again – The Final Tour 2011' appears to finish on Apr 21 - time to record one last cup final rockney banger before walking into the sea imho

Has there been a greater plucky underdog run the CL since... Porto in 2004?

Liverpool 2005?

cuntish underdog tbf

you know times are changing when the vietnamese shirt seller sites start stocking spurs strips

Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
Siamese shirt sellers start stocking spurs strips
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lol good spot

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/9402117.stm?

they're gonna fuckin win it.

― The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:04 (3 weeks ago0

Do you ever hear Leeds fans talk about their sole season in the CL?

real talk, but tbf we're not in danger of total collapse either

I think Leeds fans might have mentioned it once or twice in that season and the couple that followed it. They got to the semi-finals FFS.

Also Leeds were in the first Champions League in 92-93 as well.

if I were a Leeds fan it's all I'd talk about

leeds were quite good.

Think going "we were in the Champions League" might have lost its lustre somewhere between financial meltdown and their second relegation.

Actually hope we go out to Copenhagen rather than potentially play Spurs, my most hated club, at any point in the Champions League, my most hated competition.

I can't help but agree with you

yeah i'll second that

I'd take any draw over playing utd or chelsea. Barca in a cl qf is not my idea of a worst-case scenario

hate all english games, though i'd rather see it in qf/sf rather than potentially in the final. would be a disgrace

Yeah all English is just boring, don't want to play teams we play at least twice a year anyway.

Actually hope we go out to Copenhagen rather than potentially play Spurs, my most hated club, at any point in the Champions League, my most hated competition.

― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:13 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

the fuck is shit

meshug

Want Real. Never played them at the Bridge.

Grudgingly have to accept that Spurs were very decent in the second half, but fortunate to be playing Ibrahamovic, who takes the worst elements of both Berbatov and Bendtnar.

the fuck is shit

meshug

I have absolutely no idea what this means, insinuates, implies or infers.

as in, yr post is mental

altho parsing the elements

hoping u lose to copenhagen = pretty far out challops but dmac goes there often enough

rather than play tottnham = as in play a lesser team at a time when you are possibly 'in a good moment' (c) ancelotti and in a game in which tottenham lose their main asset in the cl, ie foreign teams aren't used to playing them

most hated competition = yeah well enjoy the uefa cup

I'm a pessimist. I always assume we will get beaten so before any cup draw I don't think, 'Who are we most likely to beat', I think 'Who would I least mind losing to'. Have done this for as long as I recall.

How do other people approach cup draws? Do Spurs fans ever WANT to draw Arsenal in the FA Cup? And vice versa?

I miss the ECWC.

Spurs fans fucking LOVE playing Arsenal in cups. If we lose, no one expects us to win, if we win, they get enormously pissed off and we can crow about it for the rest of the season.

United are the team we hate playing in knockout football, for the obvious reason that we always lose to them.

Yeah, I remember getting Spurs in the RUMBELOWS CUP in 1991 and being quite pleased for a similar reason. You had Gazza and Lineker and were favourites, but we won and won well. (Was thinking about this game last night listening to Andy Townsend and thinking how great he was at WHL that night and what a cock he is now.)

I think even when we used to draw Arsenal a lot in the 90s I quite enjoyed it, even though we always lost, because I expected us to lose and there was always a slim chance that we wouldn't.

It's probably a hangover from the 5-1, but also the expectation that has come from the last few years which makes defeat appear to be so much more humiliating than it used to be.

I know Arsenal friends hate drawing Spurs for the same reason. How do Liverpool feel about getting United?

But this isn't just me - every chelsea fan I know and others on twitter and web are bricking themselves about getting Spurs. Some are saying they won't go to the Lane because they couldn't take losing. *winning mentality*

Re: cup draws, I always want United to get drawn away to a team they never usually play (say Rotherham or Bristol City or Northampton) to provide a bit of variety, or to get drawn at home against a hated rival so that the game means something. You risk being very pissed off if you lose, but them's the breaks. I can't stand home ties against clubs that we've played loads already but who don't really mean anything (e.g. Middlesbrough or Portsmouth or Aston Villa).

Can we draw another English club in the quarters? I always forget how these things work.

I think so. I think you can get anyone next time, and they draw it all the way to the final.