Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

1. hi hat
2. snare
3. kick
4. second snare
5. ride
6. crash
7. hi tom
8. lo tom
9. mid tom
10. splash

1. slowly panned horn lines
2. bass lines
3. vocal snippets
4. echoed guitar parts

1. king tubby
2. scientist
3. scratch

1. ride
2. kick
3. lo tom
4. snare
5. hi hat
6. hi tom
7. crash

1. The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads
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2. Stop Making Sense

1. Gregory Isaacs
2. Cornell Campbell
3. Alton Ellis
4. Bim Sherman
5. Ken Boothe
6. Slim Smith
7. Delroy Wilson
8. Junior Byles
9. Justin Hinds
10. Pat Kelly
11. Horace Andy
12. Dennis Brown
13. Freddie McGregor
14. Bob Marley
15. John Holt
16. Larry Marshall
17. Prince Alla
18. Johnny Clarke
19. Max Romeo
20. Toots

Bim Sherman over Ken Boothe and Johnny Clarke? that's bold.

Clarke has a bit too generic of a voice. Boothe def doesn't have that problem, but I'm more taken by smoky dark mystery than gruff hyperenunciation.

1. Crumb
2. Rick Griffin
3. S. Clay Wilson
4. Robert Williams, Moscoso and Spain (tie)

Ken Marino
Michael Ian Black
Michael Showalter
Thomas Lennon
Kerri Kenney
David Wain
Joe Lo Truglio
Kevin Allison
Ben Garant
Michael Patrick Jann
Todd Holoubek

this is difficult because i love them all

and it has nothing to do with music, but i dont care

1. 70s
2. 90s
3. 60s
4. 80s
5. 40s
6. 20s
7. 30s
8. 50s
9. 10s
10. 00s

Laser Eyes
Fake Blood
Llama School
Dude's House
Gravy for Baby
Rock & Roll Friends
Crescent Fresh
Claire Danes
Cindy's the Hostess

baked in sweets
vaporizer
joint
bong
glass pipe
one hitter

^would swap joint and bong. blunt would be #7.

i keep kicking the bong over though, thus it ranks below the pleasure of rolling a joint and smoking it with some buds (lol).

Butters
Randy Marsh
Cartman
Mr Slave
Satan
Woodland Christmas Critters
Jimmy
Kenny
Saddam Hussein
Kyle
Timmy
Stan
Craig
Goth kids
Mr. Hankey
Clyde
Token
Tweek
Jesus
Terrance And Philip
Mr Garrison
Shelley
Ike
Towelie
Big Gay Al
Jimbo
Pip
Chef
Grandpa Marsh
Mr Stotch
Sheila Broflovski
Mrs Cartman
Wendy
Mr Mackey
Officer Barbrady
Sharon Marsh
Bebe

my mistake, mr hankey kinda sucks.. he should not be up that high

01 Buckingham Green
02 Mutilated Lips
03 The Mollusk
04 It’s Gonna Be Alright
05 Ocean Man
06 Cold Blows The Wind
07 The Golden Eel
08 I’m Waving My Dick In The Wind
09 Polka Dot Tail
10 She Wanted To Leave (Reprise)
11 I’ll Be Your Jonny On The Spot
12 I’m Dancing In The Show Tonight
13 The Blarney Stone
14 Pink Eye On My Leg

Butters #1 = Woo hoo! (But whither poor old forgotten Mr. Hat?)

1.Chorus
2.Intro
3.Verse
4.Bridge
5.Coda/Fade

1. Prince
2. Doctor Fink
3. Lisa
4. Wendy
5. Bobby Z
6. Brownmark

keuka
canandaigua
skaneateles
seneca
cayuga
owasco
otisco

1. Chicago (bka Chicago II)
2. Chicago VII
3. Chicago Transit Authority
4. Chicago X
5. (tie) Chicago III, Chicago IX
6. Chicago V
7. Chicago IV
8. Chicago VI
9. Chicago XI
10. Chicago VIII
11. Hot Streets

1. Conan O'Brien
2. Dave Letterman
3. Jay Leno
4. Jimmy Kimmel
5. Craig Kilborn
6. Carson Daly

Pixar:
1. Wall-E
2. Toy Story
3. Finding Nemo
4. Monsters Inc
5. Toy Story 2
6. Ratatouille
7. A Bug's Life
8. The Incredibles
9. Cars

Coen Brothers
1. No Country For Old Men
2. Fargo
3. O Brother Where Art Thou?
4. Miller's Crossing
5. Barton Fink
6. Blood Simple
7. The Hudsucker Proxy
8. The Big Lebowski (challops!)
9. Burn After Reading
10. The Man Who Wasn't There
11. Raising Arizona (challops! challops!)
12. The Ladykillers
13. Intolerable Cruelty

1. Super Ape
2. Return of the Super Ape

holy ghost
father
son

1. Beyonce - If I Were A Boy
2. Estelle featuring Kanye West - American Boy
3. Coldplay - Viva La Vida
4. Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
5. Duffy - Mercy
6. Dizzee Rascal featuring Calvin Harris & Chrome - Dance Wiv Me
7. Rihanna - Take A Bow
8. Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
9. Ne-Yo - Closer
10. Girls Aloud - The Promise
11. Kid Rock - All Summer Long
12. Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain
13. Take That - Greatest Day
14. Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl
15. Pink - So What
16. Alexandra Burke - Hallelujah
17. Basshunter featuring DJ Mental Theo's Bazzheadz - Now You're Gone
18. Leona Lewis - Run
19. Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes
20. X Factor Finalists - Hero

1. heads
2. shoulders
3. knees
4. toes

1. 25th birthday
2. 50th birthday
3. 5th birthday
4. 75th birthday
5. 64th birthday
6. birth
7. 100th birthday
8. death

1. West Side Story
2. Dancer In The Dark
3. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
4. Xanadu
5. The Court Jester
6. Grease
7. Annie
8. The Sound of Music

(film versions)

Man Who Wasn't There > Burn After Reading (where > denotes slightly better but still both gash)

BeatsInSpace
Bubbletease Communications
Resident Advisor

1. Ratatouille
2. Wall-E
3. Finding Nemo
4. Monsters Inc
5. Toy Story
6. The Incredibles
7. A Bug's Life
8. Toy Story 2
9. Cars

N.W.A.
C.O.B.
D.R.I.
S.O.A.
S.O.D.
C.O.C.

the hell you say.

I shall hereby rank Catherine Wheel's brilliant "Adam And Eve"

For Dreaming
Thunderbird
Broken Nose
Goodbye
Delicious
Satellite
Here Comes The Fat Controller
Ma Solituda
Future Boy
Phantom Of The American Mother
Outro
Intro

Past
Present
Future

turkey sandwidge
chinese foods
slice of cold gravy
"turkey casserole"

: things you might eat after Thanksgiving

bubble bath
bubble wand
weird chemical goo that dries into color bubbles
bubble machine
Bubbles
bubble pipe
Bubble Boy

: things with bubbles

I give you meat
You blow my head
I suck your mind
I give you heat
You take my body
You say you're hungry

: that one part of get down make love

East Side Story
Play
Argybargy
Sweets from a Stranger
Some Fantastic Place
Frank
The non-existent complete B-sides collection I've been dreaming of for years
Cool for Cats
Difford & Tilbrook
Babylon and On
Ridiculous
Squeeze
Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
Domino

The top 3 are set in stone; the rest could shift a spot or three on a moment's whim. I'm sure "Cool for Cats" would place higher if I hadn't kind of neglected it all these years.

The Song Titles of Zandosis' George W. Bush Go Straight To Fucking Hell:

1. Bill O'Reilly's Face Sanded off, Pureed, Injected into an Enema Bag and Administered to a Willing Rick Santorum
2. Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn (a.k.a. Fuckin' Cracker)
3. Jack Abramoff Scalped
4. A Menstruating Condoleeza Rice Dropped in the Amazon River, Eaten by Piranha in 60 Seconds
5. Pat Robertson Plagued by Locusts
6. Alberto Gonzales Wearing a Black Hooded Mask, Standing on a Crate with Electric Wires Taped to His Outstretched Hands
7. Paul Wolfowitz Boiled Alive in His Own Urine
8. Jerry Falwell Meets the Children of the Corn
9. Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network, Part One
10. Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network, Part Two
11. Brit Hume Scattered, Smothered, Tarred and Feathered
12. Clarence Thomas on the Wrong End of a Gay Porno
13. Rush Limbaugh Sodomized by a 30-Pound Cuban Cigar
14. Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4th, 2005
15. John Ashcroft Flattened Under the Weight of a 5,200 Pound Replica of the Ten Commandments
16. Dick Cheney Bleeding to Death on the Streets of Detroit
17. Michael Powell Choking to Death on the Shattered Glass of My TV Screen
18. Donald Rumsfeld Buried Up to His Neck in Dogshit with Lawnmover on Top
19. Karl Rove Forced to Roam the Earth Forever as One of the Living Dead Feeding on Raw Sewage
20. Richard Perle Torn Apart by Jackals
21. William Rehnquist Torn Apart by Six-Foot Bull Sharks
22. Colin Powell Uncle Tom
23. Tom DeLay Shoved in a Roach Motel, Poisoned, and Eaten from the Inside Out by Tarantulas
24. Ari Fleischer Split Right Down the Middle
25. Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass, Part One
26. Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass, Part Two
27. Judith Miller Cut in Two by an Improvised Explosive Device
28. Fuck John Cage
29. Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles
30. Anthony Scalia Has a Hunting Accident in the Middle of the Wilderness, Gets Savaged by Wolves
31. Peggy Noonan Forcefed the Rotting Corpse of Ronald Regan
32. Paul Bremer at the End of Lynndie England's Leash
33. George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell
34. William Kristol Raped in Prison
35. Silence Is Golden

1. Pecans
2. Hazelnuts
3. Almonds
4. Peanuts
5. Walnuts
6. Pistachio
7. Cashew
8. Brazil nut

: Nuts

^^from worst to best i guess?

Actually pecans are awes

It's true. Pecans are the best nut. And Brazil the worst. In fact, aside from the criminal misranking of the pistachio, it's an honorable list.

i mean we've talked this bullshit through before, winner is cashews.

iirc there was a poll done and deez won

Satellite
Here Comes The Fat Controller
Ma Solituda
Future Boy
Phantom Of The American Mother

B...but these are the best five tracks!

New Edition members, most to least badass:

1. Bobby Brown
2. Johnny Gill
3. Michael Bivins
4. Ron DeVoe
5. Ricky Bell
6. Ralph Tresvant