UCI WorldTour and other pro cycling nonsense 2011

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Whoa Matt Goss obviously in good early-season form in TDU

yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds like it was carnage today!

ROBBIE in ochre jersey!!

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

tried to proxy-hax0r into the AUS feed but failed.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tour-de-france-selects-22-teams

No Geox-TMC - PRO no awful footon style kit; CON no Sastre and Menchov.

This will cause a stink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

All four Pro Continental teams are French. Can't accuse ASO of being short on national pride.

naus, Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, and this comes on the heels of Menchov getting bumped from 3rd to 2nd in last year's TdF.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't get menchov at all.

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

So it's in his best interest to jump ship eh? 2nd place in the TdF and 1st in the Giro not getting invited to two major classics/tours the following year is kinda a major FU....

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Sastre's a different story, he was ghost of his previous fitness last year.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2010+Tour+Down+Under+Stage+Three+0DPXDpM_wZyl.jpg

why does this man always look like he's about to cry

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

give him a break, he's just give birth to a wallaby

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

that can't be from this year with Cadel failing to defend the rainbow jersey (on his hometurf!)

poor form gbx, do 4 hill repeats as punishment.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god its -13F degrees right now

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

saur-sojasun instead of geox, christ

assume geox will have sastre + menchov at the giro then - if they get an invite, that is.

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Friday, 21 January 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

is it reaistic for him to jump ship and nullify the geox contract? i'm sure Rabo would love to have him back, no?

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 21 January 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

probably not unless there was some specific clause - the team's still a going concern (at the moment anyway), not like how mcewen walked from pegasus because they didn't have the licence granted. at least that's how i assume it's gone down.

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Friday, 21 January 2011 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Good stuff going on right now down under

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

indeed. can't believe rabo and HTC butchered that intermediate sprint so badly, way to throw away your chances guys!

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Sunday, 23 January 2011 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5217/5388133952_8ffb37d4bf_z.jpg

GET INVOLVED

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Haitch, you guys really lucked out, what an incredible summer of racing. I hope you got to see some of that action up close.

Some people hate on circuit racing but I think it's awesome for spectating.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I could have sworn somebody had already posted this to ilx, but the search function is letting me down:

http://nyvelocity.com/content/interviews/2011/landiskimmage

A very, very long read, but well worth it.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i posted it in the Floyd Landis thread on ILE.

Rather gripping but long read.

In other news, Chris Boardman's superman 4km IP record was broken yesterday by young Aussie Jacky Bobby Bobridge. London 2012 will be a showdown for the ages.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Hoping I get tickets for velodrome in 2012

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

woulda loved to see him v phinney, too bad they canned it.

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

London 2012 will be a showdown for the ages.

Would be if they hadn't got rid of the individual pursuit.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shit, that's right! nm then... those bastards!

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/bassons-wont-judge-landis-and-armstrong

oooh look who's too well-adjusted to dope. jk, guy sounds cool

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

he won't judge Landis or Armstrong but it sure as hell sounds like he's judging their parents.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/pooley-calls-for-more-tv-coverage-in-womens-cycling

from a few days back but I'd like to see more televised women's cycling. Women's road race at the worlds was great.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I agree (about more women's cycling, not about this year's World's road race, which I can't remember anything about). When Nichole Cooke won in 2008 that was one of the most exciting final five minutes or so I can remember: just endless attacks and counter-attacks. I'd have liked to have seen Pooley winning the Fleche Wallone last season.

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

woah @ j Bobridge's pursuit record btw

yuoowemeone, Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Poor Geox TMC, they managed to resolve my major issue with Footon servetto and still can't get a TdF invite

http://cdn0.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2011/02/07/1/bettiniphoto_0068143_1_full_600.jpg

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 7 February 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Michael 'bling' Matthews; closet raver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDAc-AvaB5w&sns=em

sous les paves, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cyclingnews.posterous.com/michael-matthews-with-a-dash-of-bling

and he's getting rainbow stripes on the back tattoo!!

scraping Doritos off the wheel (haitch), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

He's got a lot of waist line ink which is almost as reprehensible as his Playboy brand skivvies.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

RT @dwuori: I'm very disappointed that Geox-TMC didn't retain the fleshy Footon kit. Had been hoping for addition of nipples and back hair. #cycling

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Tomorrow's edition of Marca (spanish sports magazine) claims that Contador tested positive 4x during the TdF:
http://estaticos01.marca.com/imagenes/2011/02/08/g0802.jpg

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

#1: tainted steak
#2: tainted chicken
#3: tained seafood or something, idk
#4: ???

scraping Doritos off the wheel (haitch), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ the entire rest of the front page given over to madrid stanning

scraping Doritos off the wheel (haitch), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

cycling news says that the 4 tests count as one incident.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus that matthews interview yes possibly rolling

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

the front cover quote of Ronaldo as the new Di Stefano is a kneejerk reaction to the manager of Atletico Madrid hailing Messi as the new Di Stefano after he scored a hat-trick against his side. Marca being virtually the RM in-house paper.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

smoke then fire eh?

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

find out which cycling professional hopes that ricco "becomes somebody's bitch in prison" after a full recovery...next, on sick sad world.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/video-cavendish-aldag-and-kelly-react-to-ricco-doping-news

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

In actual racing news, I really hope Mark Renshaw wins the GC at the ToQ, I feel like he deserves it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Meh... he sat up way too early today and Benatti (sp?) almost pipped him, was kinda hoping for it. Reminded me of that link going around yesterday:
http://www.cyclingfans.com/node/1566

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

man when will dudes learn to stop doing that

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

am watching a bit of the ToQ right now, teams are just practicing and running drills aren't they? Sky's turn at the front was pretty pointless otherwise as they'd blown out their sprinters.

Oh Renshawpaws, that moment of panic was priceless.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

that 10km pull wiggins took near the end, jesus christ.

refugee avocado (haitch), Monday, 26 September 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

helmet fairing is pretty pro lol

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

Team GB was immense, pulled all day, (with spells of help from Germany and Australia) and were still able to be there at the end.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 September 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

if a PRO does something, does that automatically make it PRO: y/n

refugee avocado (haitch), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Too soon for a 2012 thread? check out these parcours:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/mortirolo-and-stelvio-to-feature-on-penultimate-day-of-giro-ditalia/192420

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 September 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

I was otherwise engaged last weekend, but would like to take this opportunity to say Hurrah for Team GB and World Champion Cavendish you jolly good eggs!

Also: in the latest Cycle Sport magazine there is a Graham Watson photo of Wiggins just after he got dropped on the Angliru. He has no shades on and I don't think I've seen a more desolate expression.

HTC Highroad women's team to continue as Specialized lululemon - very good news

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/team-specialized-lululemon-resurrects-high-road-womens-team

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

Vaughters
Jonathan Vaughters
For those spreading rumors about Garmin and Cav: Go see Moneyball. SKY =Yankees, Garmin=A's...
8 minutes ago

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Yessssss, baseball and cycling intersect!

In other news, leaked TDF route says 96km of TTs next year, fewer high mountain stages. Sorry Andy.

http://inrng.com/2011/10/2012-tour-de-france-route/

sous les paves, Monday, 10 October 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

So...Froome or Wiggins ftw? ;-)

They'll be too tired from leading out the WC to have any legs for the non-flat stages.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Pau > Bagnères-de-Luchon

circle of death!

Aliar Jones (haitch), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

:-D

Caught that on Dutch telly, she's been doing that for years. She got too famous in Holland doing her impersonation, so now's he's doing it with foreign guests.

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This was really charming, esp. his Mapei story:

http://www.sporza.be/cm/sporza/videozone/MG_sportnieuws/MG_wielrennen/1.1151773

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 10 November 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

^ That was good

Nasty, British & Short (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link


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