How Gross Are You?

my heels tend to accrue this sorta multilayered husk of dead skin, which I unconsciously scrape & pick at, so that said areas of my feet look like some sort of jagged rock formation.

aw hell i've done that. In the middle of a roomful of nuns, no less.

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:26 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

STORY TIME

actually not really. I mean I did it as a kid, but not since I was ilke 7 altho had several photo finishes

no big story, i was about 6, our school was convent-run, i probably had an upset stomach or w/e and i had been refused permission to go do it elsewhere iirc.

refused permission? good lord, glad I avoided nun schools

lol yeah they were p much bad people

i mean on occasion they pulled that shit in my schools too but it's like what are you trying to accomplish? kids learning how to back up their gastrointestinal systems?

my bro told me once that his 7th grade teacher was being an asshole about letting him use the bathroom, and after being refused twice, he walked up to the front to ask a third time. He started to say "I REALLY need to use the ba--" and before he could finish, he ripped a gigantic fart...and the teacher finally gave him the bathroom pass.

i started reading this thread while eating and-- um, that was not a good idea.

E, It is good that someone else used to bite their toenails! I stopped not because pedicures but because declining flexibility. :/ (Not super gross or w/e but I don't really know how to cut my fingernails - i know the theory but the action is awkward - and therefore have always bitten them down instead.)

This thread is making me feel like some kind of prissy cleanazoid, which i rly appreciate! About the grossest thing going on w/ me is that having had some kind of sinusitis for like a year I have become an expert cataloguer of the vagaries of my own snot and have got p blase about accidentally sneezing on self/reusing tissues/having a face devoted entirely to the production of mucus.

i usually pee a few times in my toilet before flushing, but i guess i must have waited a couple days or so once last week... when i got home from work i could smell it before i even opened the door to apartment :\

ahh hell naw, I won't even do that...lol

also: why not eat boogers? salty treat imo

xpost nothing was worse than the time where my roommate's father apparently shit in my toilet while I was gone, and had trouble flushing it, so he left it there, and I walk into the house to smell an overwhelming aroma of shit.

read my latest entry on the disgusting savage thread tbh

I don't get peeing in the shower because the toilet is right fucking next to it.

if you aim really well, the pee just goes right down the drain! You conserve water from the flush.

I mean it's for if you are already in the shower and UH OH u gotta pee.
I mean, if you are deliberately skipping the toilet to pee in the shower, that's a bit odd

It's not odd - it's multitasking!

If I'm already in the shower and I need to pee, I can just step out of it and OMIGOD THIS IS CRAZY WHO WAS THE GENIUS WHO THOUGHT OF THIS there is a toilet right fucking there just waiting for me to empty my bladder.

yeah

tho tbrr i dont know htf the urge to pee can come that strongly w/out fair warning that you can't

i) go beforehand
ii) wait til after

also too busy wanking fwiw

I hate getting out of the shower once I'm in

yeah but how long do yis shower for that waiting is that much of a deal?

salty treat

i've masturbated in the shower, but never peed in it. that shit's for savages imo. Rev OTM.

you're doing it wrong - masturbate, then flush out the pipes again

pee in the shower, don't waste water with another flush, chill princess it's ok u r doing mother nature a solid, wash yo ass

Usually, being hit by shower water makes me have to pee.

what if you have to go both ways, do you do both in the shower?

depends on the plughole diameter/bristol scale ratio

man that seems like a lot of thinking and calculating in a time of need

ime it's worth taking the time.

I mean is there a laminated cheat sheet or something we can put in the shower to refer to

you'll learn nothing that way son

do nature a solid by dropping a solid in the shower

the toilet thus becomes an ancient relic

the shower thus becomes a shitpool

"honey for the life of me i can't figure out why i smell worse and worse every time i shower"

M*** R****y
just had a wee in the shower :))
(and before everyone starts calling me a scumbag, i know you all do it!)

FB status of a guy i know, non ilxor.

his profile pic is

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/pug.jpg

creepy

adorable!

oh yeah, i meant the coincedence was creepy!

this isn't really that gross, just bizarre: I have noticed that sometimes IMMEDIATELY after I smoke weed, a long, fully-grown white hair that wasn't there before ends up protruding from this particular spot on my right cheek. wtf does this mean/how the fuck does this happen

uh

you are growing a smoke persian rug

you are transforming into Liu Kang

my bacne is bleeding

When I had bacne, I had to throw out a few t-shirts for that very reason.

Bite toenails: Check
Bite cuticles and chew up the skin (although don't swallow it): Check
Express blackheads/whiteheads/acne: Have we even MET?
Pick nose: Check, for when you really can't get the stuff in the back
Hork sinus congestion out mouth and sort of swish it around to sense the texture before spitting: Check! (Soooo satisfying.)
Bacne blood/scratches: Check, because my stupid skin is SO SENSITIVE to every goddamn thing.
Pee in shower: Oh please, this is not even gross.

Have peed in a pint glass from the kitchen sink when boyfriend's roommate simply would NOT get out of the shower. Poured down sink drain, washed glass afterward.

i was up at 3am last night watching botfly extraction videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkiZkmmHRnU

Oh yeah, I've seen that one.

I sometimes watch the zit squeezing ones on youtube. I often have to do so through my hands for the really gross ones (there is some unbelievable) stuff out there but I love it.

Oh wait that's a compilation - I hadn't seen it. THE ONE IN THE EYEBALL. Oh. My. God.

Also, now that I'm thinking about gross things involving peeing, have wiped self with all manner of things in club/bar bathrooms/while in altered states (or not wiped at all), including own underwear or tights (remove first, ball up and stuff in purse for laundry, or possibly throw out), the cardboard roll that has no more toilet paper on it (remove from spindle first and throw out after), own hand (wash after). Pretty much I figure guys don't have to wipe anything, so I don't mind being cavalier about it, either.