How Gross Are You?

I can't believe dayo hates diabetic ruines!/

and that last word, was supposed to be: usrin

oh fuyck I mean urine
I forswear typing

There have been several threads about masturbating at work iirc and I do because I was the only girl who admitted to doing so.

It was a one time deal tho not a habitual thing.

i did in school once when I was 15...i blame being a scorpio

few times in school
maybe three times at work? most recent was this summer u_u

I blame not getting any.

Oh I was gettin' some at the time. Was just bored.

At 15 my mind was a cacophony of smut

braggin mmxi

xp

this thread needs to be a poll in a month or so

Matt P will win for eating his snot.

yeah that's pretty rough but for some reason the toenail biting really bothers me.

I was a p wacky kid at age 16 and my even wackier friend and I decided I should try to get fired from my very first job, at Taco Bell. I did not make an earnest effort of not working so much as trying to do outrageous things. One day I stood in front of the security camera, that I knew the boss could see from his office, with my hand down the front of my pleated polyester uniform pants. "Hello I am 'masturbating' at work!" (I hadn't even figured out how to actually do it – I'd never yet had an orgasm at this point...) So, I doubt he ever saw it, as he never said anything. Or maybe he did see it and chose to say nothing. It wasn't like a really erotic display. I feel fucked up abt it in retrospect.

Just imagining this b&w security camera footage of a 16-year-old in a bean-covered androgynous uniform & baseball cap, short bleached hair, hand down her pants, prolly looking sad...fucked up.

Speaking of snot I once had an ongoing nasty sinus infection/issue that never seemed to clear up. At one point, with a sore and stuffy face, had to fly so I took a sudafed to alleviate airplane pressure (does a number on your ears and face if you have sinus probs).

At the airport, I felt like my snot was loosening up from the sudafed so I blew my nose. I felt something big loosen up, so I blew real hard, and felt something shoot out from wayyyy up in the top of my sinus cavity.

It was a hard, white mass about the size of a large chickpea. I have no idea what it was. Maybe I sneezed my brain out.

oh my

I do quite enjoy picking a booger that has a long slimey tail you weren't expecting and, in turn, feels like you just opened up your whole head to more incoming/outgoing air.

Also Abb yr story made me giggle. And think of this:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:1kBY0aDiKhQFZM:http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5479/picture1vh.png&t=1

Matt P will win for eating his snot.

yeah, it's weird, i'm happy to engage with my snot in all sorts of ways, but eating is many levels beyond.

Farting,
nose picking
scalp scratching
omg Dayo I have that skin condition too, I never knew it had a name, hooray always thought I just had permanent goosebumps...sleep on the same sheets for longer than I should...
Actually I scratch my head way more than I should, get weird ingrown hair bumps around the nape of my neck that I pick at
I have a ganglia on my neck, have had it since I was a kid. I squeezed it too hard last year and omg this gross smelly cheese stuff burst out of it...apparently it's like built up keratin from the skin or something but it was gross..though secretly kind of cool from a bizarre excretion standpoint
I have lots of earwax bc of small ear canals, have to get my ears syringed once or twice a year bc they're not self cleaning like they should be. hard for me to q-tip without going deaf from wax buildup so spend a lot of time wondering if people can see. I clean the outsides but, like I never let boys stick tongues in my ears bc I was scared I'd gross them out lol
I have the smelliest feet in the universe, come from a stinky feet family, all I can do is keep em clean, the rest is outta my control, sorry

Sorry, tl;dr...I was scared I'd outgross everyone but yay, gross is kinda normal!

I still have a little scar bump on the backside of my left earlobe from when I pierced my ear by myself in high school. It no longer produces goo when I press on it, but it used to.

I have lots of earwax bc of small ear canals

Maybe that's my problem. I dig em out once a day, and it's almost always a bountiful load.

Mythbusters made an earwax candle on one of their movie myth episodes. Out of actual earwax collected from the crew. Maybe the grossest thing I've ever seen.

Eh, earwax isn't that gross. And it's certainly not the grossest thing to ever happen on Mythbusters.

Nah, that was the worst for me. Other peoples earwax, plus Grant gagging all the way through...that was critical mass for me. Worse than anything they've done IMO

The human replicas made from pig flesh/meat gross me out far worse.

Huh. .see they don't bother me. I am a disgusting savage tho

It's just a thing, I guess.

Oh, I just remembered...I had ingrown toenails on both my big toes when I was in high school. Before I got them fixed, they used to ooze the most unfathomably smelly puss/blood combo after a long day with shoes and socks on. When it came time to take my socks off, I'd have to gingerly remove the fabric from the toenail areas on both toes because it would be stuck with this crusty bond. And then I would smell them. :D

Mum had her ingrown toenail removed and she had to air it out to heal...looked like a weird alien. She worked it though, would just take her socks off to clear the room so she could watch her favorite tv show or get some peace and quiet lol

have a ganglia on my neck, have had it since I was a kid. I squeezed it too hard last year and omg this gross smelly cheese stuff burst out of it...apparently it's like built up keratin from the skin or something but it was gross..though secretly kind of cool from a bizarre excretion standpoint

I have this too! I can actually remember a time when I didn't have it. I thought it was just my body's way of producing pheromones

Why do I bookmark this thread?

still waiting for the A+++ post that brings this thread to a grinding halt, the hallmark of nasty. who has it in em?

i unfortunately never shit my pants so I can't play that angle

aw hell i've done that. In the middle of a roomful of nuns, no less.

my heels tend to accrue this sorta multilayered husk of dead skin, which I unconsciously scrape & pick at, so that said areas of my feet look like some sort of jagged rock formation.

aw hell i've done that. In the middle of a roomful of nuns, no less.

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:26 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

STORY TIME

actually not really. I mean I did it as a kid, but not since I was ilke 7 altho had several photo finishes

no big story, i was about 6, our school was convent-run, i probably had an upset stomach or w/e and i had been refused permission to go do it elsewhere iirc.

refused permission? good lord, glad I avoided nun schools

lol yeah they were p much bad people

i mean on occasion they pulled that shit in my schools too but it's like what are you trying to accomplish? kids learning how to back up their gastrointestinal systems?

my bro told me once that his 7th grade teacher was being an asshole about letting him use the bathroom, and after being refused twice, he walked up to the front to ask a third time. He started to say "I REALLY need to use the ba--" and before he could finish, he ripped a gigantic fart...and the teacher finally gave him the bathroom pass.

i started reading this thread while eating and-- um, that was not a good idea.

E, It is good that someone else used to bite their toenails! I stopped not because pedicures but because declining flexibility. :/ (Not super gross or w/e but I don't really know how to cut my fingernails - i know the theory but the action is awkward - and therefore have always bitten them down instead.)

This thread is making me feel like some kind of prissy cleanazoid, which i rly appreciate! About the grossest thing going on w/ me is that having had some kind of sinusitis for like a year I have become an expert cataloguer of the vagaries of my own snot and have got p blase about accidentally sneezing on self/reusing tissues/having a face devoted entirely to the production of mucus.

i usually pee a few times in my toilet before flushing, but i guess i must have waited a couple days or so once last week... when i got home from work i could smell it before i even opened the door to apartment :\

ahh hell naw, I won't even do that...lol

also: why not eat boogers? salty treat imo

xpost nothing was worse than the time where my roommate's father apparently shit in my toilet while I was gone, and had trouble flushing it, so he left it there, and I walk into the house to smell an overwhelming aroma of shit.

read my latest entry on the disgusting savage thread tbh

I don't get peeing in the shower because the toilet is right fucking next to it.

if you aim really well, the pee just goes right down the drain! You conserve water from the flush.

I mean it's for if you are already in the shower and UH OH u gotta pee.
I mean, if you are deliberately skipping the toilet to pee in the shower, that's a bit odd