how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

This is probably my favorite ILX thread title.

mars blackmon here again u know nobody in the world can cover ~*my main man*~ michael jordan

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

I'm glad that the Herb Brooks School of Style is always in session.

Thread title is a valid point.

so i didn't know some guy tried to sue jordan and nike a few years back because he was sick of being mistaken for mj

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

Maybe Allen Heckard should take his hoop earring out to avoid the confusion.

i'd like to see the demographics on the people who are doing the confusing.

lolll tru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs

wtf @ adolf jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/500x_custom_1274097603236_jordanhitler.jpg

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?

michael J0rdan

l0l

Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

"which side do you want?" is classic

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg

back when he had agl

the hitler stache ads are back

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/images/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg

ghosts runnin scared

lonely air thinking baout things

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

are bird and magic 50 already then?
kinda weird

http://i.imgur.com/S7yMV.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFvHzB17S8

http://maxgif.com/1IA

idgi but figured I'd pass it on for posterity

id 'g' maxgif but i'm too embarrassed to admit it in that thread

it's basically "Random GIF generator" but fullscreen. not entirely sure why it's captured the imagination of a generation, but it's fun to fuck with.

is the middle of the gif black for everyone or is it just my computer?

oh now i'm on my phone, i guess it was just my computer. carry on

http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/05/michael-jordans-son-marcus-propositioned-an-adult-film-star-on-twitter

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/golf-course-bans-michael-jordan-wearing-cargo-shorts-191351638--golf.html

XD

http://i.imgur.com/dVDZl.jpg

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

"sub par" lol

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fef8883fe0a4c78308e1aa2ab98269bb/tumblr_mleuw9LaRQ1rv8ty4o1_400.gif

bet the eiffel tower can't jump more than 3 feet.

terrible place for a hoop. you'd have to scramble over that bitty fence and go fetch the ball off neighboring roofs ALL THE TIME.

and very small, french neighboring roofs at that

idk if that hoop is my hoop then it means that i'm living in paris with access to a rooftop that overlooks the eiffel tower and that probably means life is p dope

with a life-size statue of michael jordan on it!

and you can afford a purely decorative rooftop hoop or else lots of extra basketballs

I hate when you have to tell your personal assistant to hire someone to bring the basketballs back up to the roof, so annoying

https://www.lesitedelasneaker.com/wp-content/images/2015/06/michael-jordan-tinker-hatfield-paris-palais-23-1024x765.jpg

not randoms

I'm not an anxious person but just looking at that court and imagining how frequently you'd lose a ball over the fence is giving me anxiety. Plus what, you make a slight misstep and you go falling off the court?? It ends just to the right of the key!

i think the whole thing was built/painted just for the photo shoot

it’s on top of the palais de tokyo where the Paris museum of modern art had an exposition on Jordan a few years back. there were hoops for playing but yeah not the one in the photo shoot

i had the mj cologne
https://www.sbnation.com/2019/4/17/18311436/michael-jordan-cologne

I got it for Xmas

one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.

lmao

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI

nice thx

D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight

It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.

Auto correct capitalized that lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium

i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho

those pants contain multitudes

they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot

it looks like he is being eaten by in some very large bagpipes

how many more years til MJs style actually comes back around?

well i am going to start wearing that very thing tomorrow so

How TF that’s gone help my internet rn
🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8

— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E

luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement

I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.

on the way to the underground panic mansion