Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?
when i was at uni i had a friend who was a prostitute, and she had a client who just liked to have his chest stomped on while she wore stiletto heels. no sex, just stomping.
― just1n3, Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Hacked into table's iTunes playlist "work":
Kris KrossVan HalenHouse of PainPointer Sisters - too slow
― like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
mets doubleheader?
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!
― homosexual II, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
steampunk?
― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
steam powered modem
― gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg
― dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the sounds of squishing
lol at your porn name
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
did you stomp that guy yet or
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
the reference is actually obscure:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yGgwzumvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.
anyway.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost
tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!
like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link
it really is
― dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
the preview is totally teal & orange.xls
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....
i ruined this guy's sheets.
that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh no! Santorum!
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP ;_;
he was one of those types who was like "yeah, you gonna cum? you gonna cum?" and i was like "dude, maybe if you stopped talking i would be able to"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I CANNOT STAND people who do that.
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh! yes
― Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
some ppl get off on that -- it's sort of a dom thing no?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)
― Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
or bad communication skills
― sarahel, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
indeed
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
tru
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
god, IMPE guys who do that feel inexperienced/inadequte and think sex means acting like u are in a crappy porno
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
professional?
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, the one guy I had in mind basically acts like it's a porno every time we fuck, like "Yeah, you like that?" and all that shit. God, it's so dull. Also he refuses to take his shirt off and he keeps trying to have phone/chat sex with me.
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
^
― i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread is worth it for straight dudes just to see that some things are the same across sexes, and guys are just as ridiculous with other guys as they are with women.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy otm
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
roxy otm, when I am pretending I am in a crappy porno I yell all kinds of bullshit
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I hooked up with a guy a couple of times who I thought was saying either "oh yeh, son of a bitch" or "oh you son of a bitch." I finally figured out it was the latter.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
professional?― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i loled
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
as with most sweeping generalizations, presumptive and not true for all situations.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
so lick my balls.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I really want to make a joke based on 'if anything coming out of your mouth is not jizz you're doing it wrong' but that would just be wrong (in more ways than one).
― emil.y, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link