I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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yeah I mean when he's in the hospital w/ bloody crushed mess of a ballsack just remind yourself that this dude was gonna get somebody to do this regardless

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i would do it w/o remorse -- but i do wonder about his ballsack

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't have any problem with it tbh. i mean, shit guy exposes himself to tons of disease by doing what he does. this guy gets off on someone torturing him? that's fine.

anyway, enough. i really just want a date tonight.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

is this waiver court-certified?

oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link

also at $3000 you should take me out for a drink afterward, since you'll be in LA ;)

oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

uh, no.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

but yes to the latter :)

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link

he wants me to verbally abuse him. like call him a dirty fag and stuff. as i've thought about it since he first called me last week, i've been realizing that maybe he has some sort of fetish for high school and middle school style abuse? but maybe that was just my experience.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

how strong are balls? what would it take to crush one

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link

those dudes are straight.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link

it, um, it takes something

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link

please post his safety word to thread

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Post of the year.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

when i was at uni i had a friend who was a prostitute, and she had a client who just liked to have his chest stomped on while she wore stiletto heels. no sex, just stomping.

just1n3, Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Hacked into table's iTunes playlist "work":

Kris Kross
Van Halen
House of Pain
Pointer Sisters - too slow

like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

mets doubleheader?

gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!

homosexual II, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.

gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

steampunk?

dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

steam powered modem

gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

the sounds of squishing

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at your porn name

The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

did you stomp that guy yet or

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.

anyway.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!

like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

it really is

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the preview is totally teal & orange.xls

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....

i ruined this guy's sheets.

that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no! Santorum!

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP ;_;

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

he was one of those types who was like "yeah, you gonna cum? you gonna cum?" and i was like "dude, maybe if you stopped talking i would be able to"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I CANNOT STAND people who do that.

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh! yes

Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

some ppl get off on that -- it's sort of a dom thing no?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)

Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

or bad communication skills

sarahel, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw

gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

indeed

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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