i mean, that's without the bonus and tips.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
also you don't understand. he wants me to do this for like 6-7 hours a day. it takes...uh...fortitude. and the ability to conjure up anger.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
this sounds incredibly dangerous? like how does he still have testicles
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
like 2 days a week?
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, so jump on him for 6-7 hrs per day? Or is that just the climax? Also, which movie studio does he run?
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
man you gotta get a jump rope and start practicing
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link
or a trampoline
i stomped on a book over the phone. it shook my entire house. that was when he was like 'yr it'.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
it IS dangerous. that's why there's a waiver. i'm mystified by this fetish but he wants me to "take out my punk aggression" on him, so to speak. i have that aggression, but wow.
i'm going to do it tho.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I mean when he's in the hospital w/ bloody crushed mess of a ballsack just remind yourself that this dude was gonna get somebody to do this regardless
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i would do it w/o remorse -- but i do wonder about his ballsack
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't have any problem with it tbh. i mean, shit guy exposes himself to tons of disease by doing what he does. this guy gets off on someone torturing him? that's fine.
anyway, enough. i really just want a date tonight.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
is this waiver court-certified?
― oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link
also at $3000 you should take me out for a drink afterward, since you'll be in LA ;)
― oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
uh, no.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
but yes to the latter :)
Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link
he wants me to verbally abuse him. like call him a dirty fag and stuff. as i've thought about it since he first called me last week, i've been realizing that maybe he has some sort of fetish for high school and middle school style abuse? but maybe that was just my experience.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
how strong are balls? what would it take to crush one
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
those dudes are straight.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
it, um, it takes something
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link
please post his safety word to thread
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
Post of the year.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
when i was at uni i had a friend who was a prostitute, and she had a client who just liked to have his chest stomped on while she wore stiletto heels. no sex, just stomping.
― just1n3, Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Hacked into table's iTunes playlist "work":
Kris KrossVan HalenHouse of PainPointer Sisters - too slow
― like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
mets doubleheader?
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!
― homosexual II, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
steampunk?
― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
steam powered modem
― gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg
― dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the sounds of squishing
lol at your porn name
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
did you stomp that guy yet or
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
the reference is actually obscure:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yGgwzumvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.
anyway.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost
tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!
like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link
it really is
― dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
the preview is totally teal & orange.xls
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....
i ruined this guy's sheets.
that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link