I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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i would certainly jump on someone for $3k

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

i would get jumped on for 3k

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

wtf! who wouldn't jump on someone for 3k

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

that is really not a competitive market price there

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, that's without the bonus and tips.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

also you don't understand. he wants me to do this for like 6-7 hours a day. it takes...uh...fortitude. and the ability to conjure up anger.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

this sounds incredibly dangerous? like how does he still have testicles

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

like 2 days a week?

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, so jump on him for 6-7 hrs per day? Or is that just the climax? Also, which movie studio does he run?

a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

haha

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

man you gotta get a jump rope and start practicing

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

or a trampoline

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

i stomped on a book over the phone. it shook my entire house. that was when he was like 'yr it'.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

it IS dangerous. that's why there's a waiver. i'm mystified by this fetish but he wants me to "take out my punk aggression" on him, so to speak. i have that aggression, but wow.

i'm going to do it tho.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I mean when he's in the hospital w/ bloody crushed mess of a ballsack just remind yourself that this dude was gonna get somebody to do this regardless

iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

i would do it w/o remorse -- but i do wonder about his ballsack

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

i don't have any problem with it tbh. i mean, shit guy exposes himself to tons of disease by doing what he does. this guy gets off on someone torturing him? that's fine.

anyway, enough. i really just want a date tonight.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link

is this waiver court-certified?

oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

also at $3000 you should take me out for a drink afterward, since you'll be in LA ;)

oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

uh, no.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link

but yes to the latter :)

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

he wants me to verbally abuse him. like call him a dirty fag and stuff. as i've thought about it since he first called me last week, i've been realizing that maybe he has some sort of fetish for high school and middle school style abuse? but maybe that was just my experience.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

how strong are balls? what would it take to crush one

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

those dudes are straight.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

it, um, it takes something

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

please post his safety word to thread

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Post of the year.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

when i was at uni i had a friend who was a prostitute, and she had a client who just liked to have his chest stomped on while she wore stiletto heels. no sex, just stomping.

just1n3, Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Hacked into table's iTunes playlist "work":

Kris Kross
Van Halen
House of Pain
Pointer Sisters - too slow

like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

mets doubleheader?

gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!

homosexual II, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.

gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

steampunk?

dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

steam powered modem

gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

the sounds of squishing

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

lol at your porn name

The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

did you stomp that guy yet or

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.

anyway.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!

like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link


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