thread got gross
xp lol
― Kerm, Thursday, 13 January 2011 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Really!
― kate78
...hey, was I just zinged? :|
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
no zing, the "really!" was about biting the mechanics of toenail biting.
― kate78, Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I like popping my own zits but I think it's gross to pop other people's zits
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I have keratosis pilaris on my upper arms and I like to pick off the skin cap over hair follicles when I'm bored
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Hahah I thought it was some "o rly" comment re foot-in-mouth syndrome lol ;)
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I am truly disgusting in every way.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
i wash myself with the same towel over and over for like 1-2 months before I launder it
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I do that with my bed sheets :( No wonder I never get any dates.
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
haha wasn't there a towel washing thread?
I haven't washed my sheets since I started using them back in september. otoh I wash my towel every week.
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link
teach me how to lougie
― I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 11:27 AM (8 hours ago)
Whiney do you smoke cigarettes? It was only after smoking for a year that I learned this skill.
BTW nothing made me feel more disgusting and trashy than when I smoked! Not that I am knocking on the cigarette fans of ILX. Most young ppl I see smoking do not disgust me. (Most old ppl I see smoking so, though, bcz they are usually doing something like putting their fake teeth on a concrete bench while rolling a smoke from a big tub of Top tobacco.)
But man, when I smoked, I just felt like an ashy stinky mucousy asshole basically 100% of the time. Esp. if I ever had to hock a loogie while walking around town. So embarrassing to me. Also I couldn't smell (not from smoking, but born that way, you all know that) – so I just imagined the worst as far as how I smelled to people. OTOH, it gave me something to project all my self-loathing onto: "man, I am such a fucking revolting and graceless woman...thanks to this cigarette!" When I quit, I basically just kind of had to absorb those feelings...no more scapegoat for me. Also you can't blame cigarettes for a queefing problem.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah the one thing I feel disgusting abt with smoking is when I become very aware that I stink. Mainly when I'm somewhere - like my parents place - where no one smokes ever. Suddenly every bit of my clothing, my bags, everything reeks faintly of smoke. Ugh!
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i got onto washing my towels weekly only three or four years ago. sheets are still on for way longer than they should be
― karajan camping (electricsound), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh I cant go without washing my towels too long now - they just start to smell horrible!
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i also sleep on a mattress that usually has no sheets on it and also has various degrees of trash, fast food bags, cds, dvds, and clothes
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
today in the bathroom at work I cleared my throat and a tonsilith came out and landed in the urinal -_-
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
when i was a freshman in college i didn't sweep or vacuum the whole year. And I had cheap blue towels that shed fuzz, so I had these little dusty towel fuzz clouds congregating in any corner of the room.
hey can you guess how many ppl came to visit?
― Z-Ro Price (m bison), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link
-i kind of enjoy the smell of my armpits?
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:17 AM (22 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ps...this, with certainty
― Z-Ro Price (m bison), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:45 (thirteen years ago) link
how many times do you use yr bath towel before you wash it?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:45 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQxjg5uyaww
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i wear the same socks over and over
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I rotate between two pairs — once they start to get stinky I wash them in the sink.
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i go commando at least 3 times a week
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
I usually only bring 2-3 pairs of socks on vacation
have found that reducing sock wearing as much as possible is the key to relatively non-stinky feet.
I haven't cleaned my flat in over 3 months. I broke down last week and got a toilet scrubber and bleach though, to clean the plaquey orange stuff that has been growing in the hole for the past month.
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link
That bath towel thread gives me the horrors imaging some americans running loads of washing and drying every single day. I shudder at the waste of energy.
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I knew a guy in high school who would wash pants after a single wearing
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'll wash tops after one wear, but I seem to get stinky easily, esp in the current horrid humidity.
Jeans can wait, tho.
PS I pick my nose.
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
work pants are washed weekly, but yeah jeans can go for a month or more
― karajan camping (electricsound), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
apparently i'm not that gross, thanks everybody
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I farted at least 12 times in the war room at work today
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I will wash (or wear washed) clothes if I even remotely think I might pick up.
... this does not happen much ;_;
― 1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
This is not to imply i mostly wear stinky gross clothes btw
in giving in to the raw denim trend, I have worn the jeans I'm wearing now for the last 3 months without washing them
I put them outside to air out though
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
god you people have nothing.
- i leave wine bottles by my bed before i go to sleep and pee in them so i don't have to climb down my loft in the early morning, only empty/throw them out once a week.- i've been wearing the same undershirt and t-shirt for three days straight. this is a regular occurrence.- haven't washed these jeans in a while, but hey, i'm working construction tomorrow, who cares- i can put out cigarettes on my tongue- there are cigarette butts, receipts, and clothes all over the floor of my room
i dunno, i'm pretty gross. that said, i make sure i look good/feel good all times, so that's what matters. i also do wear deodorant and brush/floss/mouthwash 2-3 times a day.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I am currently sleeping under a doona whose cover my cat has puked on thrice this week. I just wiped it off with a paper towel. CBF washing the damn thing again I only washed it a week or 2 back.
― Stargaezy Pi (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
re: popping zits
Not even 1/10th as satisfying as squeezing out a blackhead that was much deeper and more gnarly than you ever expected, and then seeing the open hole on your face where it had been lodged for ages.
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i haven't trimmed my pubes in months. starting to curl.
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
sometimes i absent-mindedly pick/tear the ends of my fingernails off if theyre getting long and i'm not paying attention to what my hands are doing enough to go get the nail clippers
― ciderpress, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
wait san te, you trim? are you male or female bodied? just curious. cuz i find trimming fine on dudes, shaved is gross..shaved on girls is like, "ugh". know so many sex worker ladies who do it for their jobs but it just looks disgusting, imo
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i's a dude, I trim but have never been 'hair free' in that area. mostly cuz I'm afraid of nicking my bag
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Not yet up to adding grossness to this thread but just had to comment on Erica's female hairy armpit thing. I don't understand the problem so many guys have with women who have hairy armpits and I never will. There is literally nothing gross about hairy armpits on women.
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
'er indoors does not I repeat not have hairy armpits btw.
Dunno if this counts but before our wedding I had some work done on my nasal cavity. For almost a year after the operation, at least twice a day, I was coughing up hard chunks of snot the size of AA batteries.
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's gross.
co-sign on hairy pits (or legs or pubes) on women, tho. not gross at all.
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link
hairy pits rule on all humans.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i salute our new leader Harry Pits
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.blrrecords.com/shop_samples/Volcano%20The%20Bear%20-%20Hairy%20Queen.mp3
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I came on here to assert that I am grosser than all of you, but... thanks for making me feel vaguely normal, guys.
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I mean I'm guilty of many of the things on here, but right now I feel in need of a power shower.
― you got your TV, you got your dinner, you got your TV dinner (DavidM), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
takin my hat off to ENBB here
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link
There is a thread for this: Cysts
― kate78, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
I have a spot on my back that has a recurring ingrown hair -- I scratched at it for so many years that there's a bit of scar tissue back there, and that one hair and surrounding dead skin accumulate as a hard mass. About once a year that grain of rice is ready to harvest and I get my wife to dig it out with a penknife or tweezers. It feels great when she catches hold of it and pulls it out.
dude
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
Marital aid
― Jeff, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
sentences that single-handedly demonstrate the all encompassing monster that ILX has become.
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
I have what I guess is a sebaceous cyst on my neck, mentioned itt way upthread. Though my doc called it a ganglia. It gets full of stinky cheese once or twice a year, not v big, squeeze it out and it goes back to normal. It doesn't hurt or bleed or anything. the cheese is gross. but secretly I think it's kind of fascinating in a grody kind of way.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
I kind of dig getting rice grains stuck in my sinuses, it feels good to snort them out and eat them
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:02 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes I get these little... growths? I don't know how to describe them, except that I can scratch at them, and they'll come out, and leave a little 'socket' behind. sometimes I get a nice big one and it leaves a little hole behind that's big enough to be dark (i.e. light can't get in). feels good
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
I love rubbing neck acne
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
I just looked at a carton of whole milk and though "buttwhole milk" that's how gross I am.
― how's life, Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link