Bloomberg: What the hell is his problem?

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“We recognize that we did not do the job that New Yorkers rightly expect of us in the last storm,” Mr. Bloomberg said at a news conference at City Hall.

eh its not exactly 'i didnt declare a snow emergency because i was in bermuda'

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man it's all plowed, so beautiful

best mayor ever?

iatee, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, what a medal he gets for taking care of 1/3 of the December snowfall.

I am declaring Iatee Looks Like a Choad Day.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

happy iatee looks like a choad day, everyone!

max, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

and the VV's cover story on more glorious NYC bang for the buck:

http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-01-12/news/nyc-payroll-computer-system-citytime/#

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

so psyched to finally have my own day

gonna celebrate by cruisin around shep bay

this truly is a city of dreams

iatee, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

dont rest on yr laurels, keep pushing until morbs gives you a nickname imo

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.dnainfo.com/20110120/manhattan/harlem-now-included-plan-legalize-hailing-livery-cabs

so, good for the boroughs vs 'great, more fucking black cabs'?

iatee, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone does this already, but good move regardless

ice cr?m, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man, gypsy cabs and upper manhattan, can't have one w/o the other

buzza, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

sorta seems like it could be a first step in overturning the whole medallion system

iatee, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean at the very least meters + regulation would be a good thing...even though you can already hail one anywhere in the boroughs where there's currently enough of a market, a meter system would presumably increase ridership -> more business -> more coverage?

otoh worst fucking menace on the streets and I don't see anything in this process that would motivate them to drive more sensibly.

iatee, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i hate hailing black cabs cause i feel like i need to negosh

max, Friday, 21 January 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I take a cab about 1.6 times a year

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah I only take em to move shit

iatee, Friday, 21 January 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

aw you two are like 2 peas in a pod

max, Friday, 21 January 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

iatee, Friday, 21 January 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

joshrobin Josh Robin
Sustained booing for @mikebloomberg at labor-heavy crowd marking Triangle Shirtwaist fire anniv, @gracerauh says.
9 minutes ago

ice cr?m, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, Bloomberg was blissfully unaware that the tribute was being paid to the workers [[haw haw haw]]

Spectrum, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

he wants to reopen Triangle Shirtwaist since he suspects a cigarette started the fire

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 March 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg intends to eliminate 4,100 teaching jobs through layoffs, city officials said on Friday.

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

"For your own safety stay in rooms with no or few windows."

DICK!

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

do you live in a glass house or something? you know what they say, man.

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

studio, WITH WINDOWS

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

uh yeah we all have those fyi

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

I know that you think that every thing that bloomberg/the/ mta city of ny does is 100% just to fuck w/ you, but I mean, if the hurricane does get bad then people probably should attempt to stay away from windows. what do you want him to say? "I am buying a 1br for everyone in the city who lives in a studio" if there's a part of your studio that's further away from windows, you should probably be there. if things go apocalyptic, I dunno hang out in the bathroom.

fwiw I'm also in a studio w/ large windows right now too, outside of nyc but more directly in the hurricane's path

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

"stay in a room with no windows in your apartment" is just something a guy w/ a panic room and several bunkers says

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

do you have a bathroom

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

we have a 2br but there's nowhere away from a window. I guess the "worst" windows are ones facing S or SW? Or does it not work like that?

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

Morbs, shut the fuck up and get in the bathroom with your Joel McCrea stickers collection.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol morbs this one is a bit of a stretch

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not gonna sleep in the bathroom, iatee, but i recommend you do

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

that's like... standard hurricane SOP

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

IN FLORIDA WHERE PPL HAVE HOUSES, YOU HICK

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

i have to imagine that in the vast jungle of nyc someone, somewhere, has an apartment with two rooms

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

what are you even complaining about at this point? do you think bloomberg is in some way responsible for the hurricane? do you think he could be doing things he isn't doing right now, if so, what exactly?

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

an overwhelming majority of residents of new york city do not live in studios, I remember looking at the breakdown somewhere.

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

what pct live in apts with a windowless room? don't answer.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

it may be annoying (i have a 1-bedroom but the living room and kitchen have windows) but it's sensible advice. the mayor of Hoboken recommended the same thing FWIW.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, this is a silly thing to get pissed off with Bloomberg about!

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

it shows the automatic-pilot elitism, typical of all high-level pols but rather pronounced in him.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

this is insane

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

that we don't have windowless rooms?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, but I, for example, am in a tenement 2Br and we have windows in every room.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

right but there's still a decision you can make w/r/t which room seems safer

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

which was basically all bloomberg was saying...

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah fyi every single government official and broadcaster on the eastern seaboard has said this exact thing in the past 2 days, angrily reviving a thread about one of them because of your political opposition to them is just well it's just almost too morbz

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

also it's not like there's gonna be some correlation between 'people w/ a room w/ no windows' and 'rich people' - lots of the 'worst' rooms in the city are gonna have no windows and lots of rich people are living in glass-y window-lovin skyscrapers.

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

OMG Morbs, the "stay in a room with no windows" is also advice they give you in a tornado here in the Midwest, this isn't like something new Bloomberg pulled out of his ass just to piss you off.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link


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