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The Golden Grills?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

A strip club called the Office: you can call home and literally say you're staying late at the Office

Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

seems like every college town in america has a bar called "The Library" for that reason.

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,590,000 for "the office" strip club. (0.14 seconds)

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:20 (thirteen years ago) link

still prob a terrible idea.

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

bonus terrible idea #1: a strip club called the Office, where all the dancers are dressed like character's from tv's "The Office"

bonus terrible idea #2: a strip club-themed strip club where all the dancers are dressed like bouncers and the bouncers dance

Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the champagne room is the restroom

Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lapdances in the parking lot

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link

salad + toast = caesar salad

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:48 PM (1 week ago)

no caesar salad will be served at salad&toast

positive reflection is the key (harbl), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link

that's my girl

estela, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

a bold marketing choice

predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

a series of bobble heads that are famous folks with parkinson's diseae

Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

disease obv

Sister is dating a (CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT) (Nijoli), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

enfuque (Matt P), Saturday, 15 January 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

start a food company called Red Sea. the only product will be salt. on the packaging, it'll say "Red Sea Salt." people will buy it and think it's sea salt, but it's actually just table salt.

based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Thursday, 27 January 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Salt that is Red

H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

a German-American S&M club called "I Whip My Herr"

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

employing table as nazi-themed stomper

dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

that's gold imo

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 January 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

A sequel series to Quantum Leap where Sam can travel to ANY point in time - not just dates within his own lifetime. Also maybe he can jump into other species. So maybe he travels back to the Triassic Period and he's a Plateosaurus...or 10 million years in the future and everyone is hooked up to comptuers and masturbating constantly and he has to stop them from masturbating so much. It would be called Big Quantum Leap.

23 24 (Z S), Saturday, 29 January 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Quantum (Fan) Wank

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 29 January 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pighuntah.com/images/alae%20salt.jpg

gr8080, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link

an exhibition of my photography, accompanied by me playing my juno 106, called photosynthesis

dayo, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

and also a searing commentary on the lack of any plants in yr urban dystopias

nakhchivan, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

a version of Anna Karenina starring Anna Karina

koogs, Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I had an idea last night for an internet service for guys where instead of finding dates, you find other guys to go with you to the bar as mutual wingmen. Something like bromatch.com

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Superchunk/Shakur mashup called 2pac-y For Kitty

gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

BAN VALENTINES DAY.

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

That's my idea

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

not terrible

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

BAN HALLOWEEN

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

and replace it with "Mandatory Worship the Christian Lord Day"

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Z S), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

terrible!

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

transmit a secret message by changing your display name to the next word in the message every time you post. when the person wants ur secret message they search for posts by you, there it is.

Example: Hell (Matt P), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

not a terrible idea.

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Doesn't actually seem so terrible when compared to Bulletstorm, but anyway... A driving videogame where all your opponent have explosive diarrhoea, and you get bonus points for making them crap themselves. Like for example you overtake one of them, then suddenly brake sharply. The bonuses could have really tasteless names, like the bonus for making an opponent crap themselves while you're both airborne would be called 'Brown Wings!'. Also the handling of the cars would gradually change during a race, as the amount of liquid sloshing around inside them increases.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 19 February 2011 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and the game would be called 'Skid Marks'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 19 February 2011 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

a talking wristwatch that tells you what color stoats are.

just press the crown for a few seconds, and if it's summer, it will say, "stoats are brown, right now." if it's winter, it will say, "ermines are white, right now."

uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Sunday, 20 February 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

turning into an almond. I heard it is kinda nice but I think I'd regret it later.

my step dad calls my mom his precious stoat as a term of endearment.

peacocks, Sunday, 20 February 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Posting to ilx while driving down I 75 sleepy cruise control.

Diy labotomy.

peacocks, Sunday, 20 February 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Penny Dreadful - an Alice Cooper shock rock / steampunk crossover band.

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

bottled orange juice with a little toothpaste mixed into it, made for people who want to give up the carnal enjoyment of OJ during Lent but can't afford to miss out on its health benefits for a whole 40 days.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm gonna open a rap-themed waterpark just so we can name the killer whale 'biggie smalls'

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☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't even bother with that one

blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Public Anenome

it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Monday, 21 March 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

CHALOP - oneohtrix point never / charlemagne palestine collaboration

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

an 18" cheese circle that will be marketed to pizza places to be placed on crusts instead of shredded cheese

Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

terrible idea - posting to this thread to take the total number of posts on it from 666 to 667

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

bamcquern, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link


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