Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

If only Glen's tackling was as hard and his passing as accurate as his assessment of Merson.

http://cg.scs.carleton.ca/~luc/KurtSchwitters--Merz-Cover-1925.png

Why doesn't he tell twitter about the press gagging order he's got that we're not supposed to no about?

Sorry Howard Webb !
https://twitter.com/#!/RyanBabel/status/24184981412651008

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/09/ryan-babel-howard-webb-manchester-united-liverpool

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/852573-neil-warnock-issues-qpr-twitter-ban-after-el-hadji-diouf-abuse

QPR manager Neil Warnock has banned his players from using Twitter to discuss club matters after members of the squad used the micro-blogging site to criticise Blackburn’s El Hadji Diouf.

fucking hypocrite

From some interview with the guy who runs the Empire of the Kop fan site:

Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@kennethdalglish @pauldalglish @kellycates @marinadalglish @laurendalglish @lyndseydalglish The entire Dalglish family.

http://twitter.com/#!/Glenn_Hysen/status/32099577926524929

New favourite, better than Big Sam imho - http://twitter.com/chrisdawdle

"Lots of talk about hellychoppers today. Petah Beerdsleep once gave me a lift in a Citron which felt just like a hovergrass."

Jody Morris is on twitter. I'm sorry world.

Jody Morris is quite amusing on Twitter though. Compared to some dull footballers anyway. He does seem a bit obsessed with Tool Academy though.

I have started following loads of sad-sack rubbish SPL footballers. Graham Carey is the dullest man on earth, btw, closely followed by Joe Ledley.

Is Morris really okay? I have never really forgiven him for pissing a genuine talent up the wall and leading that nice young man John Terry astray...

I've got no idea if he's actually OK or not, he seems to just laugh at his old Chelsea mates and talk about Tool Academy all the time, and big up the St Johnstone twitter massive. @morriskid if you want to see for yourself. I only started following him because a mate of mine retweets some of his more amusing comments from time to time.

Agree about the talent-pissing, is weird to see him being average in an average SPL team.

Wasn't Morris accused of being a bit rakey in the dim and distant?

Yeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.

Booze issues, not sure anything else, though wouldn't really surprise me. He got into a fair few scraps.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/3445187.stm

'Where are we going Jody?'
'To the toppermost of the poppermost, via the offie and the Crown Court.'

http://yfrog.com/h72n9yj

Bloody hell, forgotten he'd been at Leeds.

I am also now following Michael Duberry and wallowing in nostalgia for what might have been

Now, where's Andy Myers?

Kristofer

Yeah, I liked that too.

Be sure to check out Michael Duberry's online clothing store for toddlers

http://www.mummysonlinebabyshop.com/

Duberry's twitter is really boring, completely obsessed with driving conditions/traffic levels between Perth and Glasgow and the carpark at Braehead (presumably when he's going to Nandos all the time).

btw, I have a mate who spells it Kristefer, which is even worse.

Have we learnt nothing from Keysey? http://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/33307339016777728

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/08/article-1354825-0D15F12D000005DC-857_468x592.jpg

Have we learnt nothing from Keysey? http://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/33307339016777728

― James Mitchell, Friday, 4 February 2011 08:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not really that outrageous a habit to associate with the 'travelling community'

Imma try my best to do some damage with the time i'm given! Hopefully we will be winning when i get on!

answer to the thread title: all of them, they train, watch movies, and go to nando's. that's it.

Imma try my best to do some damage with the time i'm given! Hopefully we will be winning when i get on!

So this is a bit of a match-fixing scandal here huh?

Liverpool prodigy Jonjo Shelvey's Twitter account has been suspended after he posted a picture of his penis. "Apologies for the picture, one of my mates messing around with my phone! Sorry!" tweeted Shelvey, moments before his short social media-horrifying career was prematurely curtailed.

Hope Kenny wasn't following him at the time.

Whoever said "it looks a little too much like him" both otm and lol.

LeonKnight82

Before u chat shit ask yourself have u ever won championship player of the month

RichardKingson

I've played in World Cups. How is the Irish League? RT @LeonKnight82 Talk about my career u better go get one LOL

http://twitter.com/#!/LeonKnight82/status/51974335417696256

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Knight

In March 2011, Knight suffered a Twitter-related breakdown, posing various "Before you chat shit ask yourself" questions.

Michael Duberry, Jody Morris and the usually-quite-funny Cillian Sheridan were having a terrible #turnoffs conversation for most of last night, mostly aimed at women who drink pints, play pool, listen to rap and gamble. Mostly also consisting of Duberry RTing all of Sheridans comedy efforts. Filled my entire feed for about two hours as well.

morriskid
Women who say no! #turnoffs
about 14 hours ago via ÜberSocial

lol ironing. I'd given up reading them by then, I think.

(I made that up!)

sorta surprised jody morris can write

former probation man morris will doubtless object

Zing! (xpost to onimo)

lol leon knight. he hardly played a game for accies

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-1371479-0B66E31400000578-494_468x436.jpg

The irrepresible comic touch of the alleged gang rapist.

tbf to the l, he's just about got it under control with his fifth touch there

No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.

My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022

If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!

maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.

Add it to his other successes.

Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong.
Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020

https://x.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743331027123388893?s=20

Why turn the replies off?

You don’t like hearing the truth.

Hearing the feedback.

Commie cowards.

Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us.

DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.

Failing badly.

It’s doesn’t work.

Best person for the job.

Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍

— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024

Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up

Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.

Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.

https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284