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― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
we're de-indexed and it feels so good
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link
silicone enema bulb
New Oasis single.
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-7-AJ-1001
i use the big tube.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
fast n' silicone enema bulbous
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Friday, 7 January 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link
"Phone, cards, keys, douchebag... I'm good to go!"
― mike t-diva, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol.
uhm, anyone who wants to can watch the preview of my solo scene, as it's up now at Heavenly Spire.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
sfw?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 January 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
um, i talk about getting gangbanged, so no. no naughty bits are shown in the preview, tho, just my bare arms and thighs (i'm wearing underwear).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Just like any episode of The O'Reilly Factor, no big deal.
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
So, which one are you? It's fun to guess, but I'm basically clueless.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link
the one who looks like 'the table is the table' from the world famous wdyll threads?
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, I see. I almost never read those threads. I am such a part-timer.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, got it...
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
enjoy masterbating
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link
um, okay, i'm pretty sure i secured this job in LA. (i know i said i wouldn't talk about escorting here, but this is just too weird to not talk about).
$3000/weekend to....trample this guy. like, jump on his stomach and junk and everything. he wants to buy me a Fascist Youth outfit for it, even.
he seems "normal" otherwise. highly educated and well-to-do.
it's just that i've never signed a waiver of this sort before, iykwim.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
what if you kill him
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
or is that what the waiver is for
that's what the waiver is for.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, it's not like he wants me to crush his skull or anything. just...like, jump on his stomach til he pukes. and "flatten" his privates.
it's like the weirdest shit ever, but that's a lot of money, and i actually have tons of anger and aggression i could get rid of. like right now i want to beat the shit out of this boy, but i'm keeping my distance (and no it isnt my ex).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i would certainly jump on someone for $3k
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i would get jumped on for 3k
wtf! who wouldn't jump on someone for 3k
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
that is really not a competitive market price there
i mean, that's without the bonus and tips.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
also you don't understand. he wants me to do this for like 6-7 hours a day. it takes...uh...fortitude. and the ability to conjure up anger.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
this sounds incredibly dangerous? like how does he still have testicles
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link
like 2 days a week?
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, so jump on him for 6-7 hrs per day? Or is that just the climax? Also, which movie studio does he run?
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
man you gotta get a jump rope and start practicing
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link
or a trampoline
i stomped on a book over the phone. it shook my entire house. that was when he was like 'yr it'.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
it IS dangerous. that's why there's a waiver. i'm mystified by this fetish but he wants me to "take out my punk aggression" on him, so to speak. i have that aggression, but wow.
i'm going to do it tho.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I mean when he's in the hospital w/ bloody crushed mess of a ballsack just remind yourself that this dude was gonna get somebody to do this regardless
― iatee, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i would do it w/o remorse -- but i do wonder about his ballsack
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't have any problem with it tbh. i mean, shit guy exposes himself to tons of disease by doing what he does. this guy gets off on someone torturing him? that's fine.
anyway, enough. i really just want a date tonight.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
is this waiver court-certified?
― oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link
also at $3000 you should take me out for a drink afterward, since you'll be in LA ;)
― oOoOO on the TLC tip (donna rouge), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
uh, no.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
but yes to the latter :)
Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link
he wants me to verbally abuse him. like call him a dirty fag and stuff. as i've thought about it since he first called me last week, i've been realizing that maybe he has some sort of fetish for high school and middle school style abuse? but maybe that was just my experience.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?
― dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
how strong are balls? what would it take to crush one
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
those dudes are straight.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
it, um, it takes something
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link
please post his safety word to thread
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
Post of the year.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link