ILXor rhymes.

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haha nath you write in english better than most recent high school graduates

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I said ENGLISH, not American. U R ALL DUMB. ;-)))

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

conor smedley is a werewolf HOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL
this thread is retardeder than the most retardedest OOOWOWWWWWLLLL

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Nath do the math.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 07:11 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the deal with this guy flezaffe?
did he think his bad dog would make us laugh?

We're all about propriety
and proper disposal of poo and pee.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread has run its course
I preferred Jinglesource

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

rhyme
for a dime
in
no time
tho,'las
nuthin here
rhymes with
this lame
name of mine

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW, tiit, how would you pronounce "tiit"? As "teet"? "Tie it"? Give us a hint and rhymes shall be made to do your bidding.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

rhymes with "petite" and "sweet", f'rinstance.
(doesn't rhyme with "penis", tho.
nor with "vagina", thruth be told)

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

If I ever meet the ILXor named Tiit
casually walking down the street
The conversation will have a bad start
If I rhyme his/her name with a sexual part.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Martha, Beth and Parker
you're one helluva 'versation starter.
Or three,
as it should be.

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Good luck, suckers.

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Bhumibol Adulyadej
is like unto a hammer (sledge).

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Bhumibol Adulyadej
Tell us, did ya pull today?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Bhumibol Adulyadej,
though her name is quite hard to say,
rules Thailand in a delicate way.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 3 February 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Just Got Offed
lives in a loft
though I suspect she's soft.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

He's.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ the post that had to be made

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

The Australian Kate
surely has a good fate
in head of her, and not too much hate.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

tuomas!? tuomas??
:/
ei oldki kuomas!!
:)

― t**t, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

He's our friend from Finland,
that Tuomas of Finland.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

iiiijjjj
I'd reckon is not an easy lay.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Imagine saying his name at the moment of climax!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm quite taken aback that I have featured on this thread since I am one of the invisibles of ilx.

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 11 October 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 11 October 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Hey there, look! It's Abbot
She doesn't like Zep but does she like Sabbath?

I think of this every time I hear Zep or Sabbath////....

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

I'd forgotten about this thread. But...

Negronis are for toasting
"Health!" to Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

You want to troll like pomenitul
You want to stir like pomenitul does
Want to post like pomenitul
Want to fp like pomenitul, you do

― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

Tbf I almost never FP anyone (I won't comment on the first two).

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

When Dr. Morbius prescribes
Your medicine is jabs and jibes.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal's a handsome and brave man,
as our heavy metallicized caveman.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

^dope

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

Actually all the revive posts have been quality

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

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