I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

I have a teach-yrself-German video series which is interrupted for no apparent reason by brightly coloured RIIIIII-CO-LAAAA adverts in German, which were already pretty hilarious but thanks to this thread are now 6000x more so

thank you thread, you are entertaining and educational

sorry for being nosy straight female

oh yeah sorry for being nosy straight male

knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

words to live by, tbrr.

in fact, possibly new board description.

real talk: the tuomas baby masturbation thing was played about 4 years ago, leave the dude be

how does a 'baby masturbation thing' ever get played out be srs

I really don't think tuomas is at all bothered by it either, so I don't know why you're bringing him into it unless it's to make us feel guilty about bringing up something you just don't like.

LJ making his case to be a sitewide mod (it's his best shot at not being 51'd anymore).

if you want to chide people for saying stuff thats played dont preface it with "real talk"

There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation

great euphemism, like he got a ruling from the Vatican.

lol

a few things:
1- rimming is probably the sexual activity that gets me off the most after fucking. love rimming, love being rimmed.
2- there's a thing called an enema. if you ain't cleaning yourself out, then i ain't rimming you. whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb.
3- alex, i love you.

i'm pretty sure "whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb" needs to be the new board description. well, actually any individual sentence in that post would make a great board description. table rulz.

consider it done

What about the deindexed thing...

the board (and this thread) are d-ix'd, but i will change the board desc bac if it is controv

k

we're de-indexed and it feels so good

silicone enema bulb

New Oasis single.

http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-7-AJ-1001

i use the big tube.

fast n' silicone enema bulbous

"Phone, cards, keys, douchebag... I'm good to go!"

lol.

uhm, anyone who wants to can watch the preview of my solo scene, as it's up now at Heavenly Spire.

sfw?

um, i talk about getting gangbanged, so no. no naughty bits are shown in the preview, tho, just my bare arms and thighs (i'm wearing underwear).

Just like any episode of The O'Reilly Factor, no big deal.

So, which one are you? It's fun to guess, but I'm basically clueless.

the one who looks like 'the table is the table' from the world famous wdyll threads?

Ah, I see. I almost never read those threads. I am such a part-timer.

Ah, got it...

enjoy masterbating

um, okay, i'm pretty sure i secured this job in LA. (i know i said i wouldn't talk about escorting here, but this is just too weird to not talk about).

$3000/weekend to....trample this guy. like, jump on his stomach and junk and everything. he wants to buy me a Fascist Youth outfit for it, even.

he seems "normal" otherwise. highly educated and well-to-do.

it's just that i've never signed a waiver of this sort before, iykwim.

what if you kill him

or is that what the waiver is for

that's what the waiver is for.

i mean, it's not like he wants me to crush his skull or anything. just...like, jump on his stomach til he pukes. and "flatten" his privates.

it's like the weirdest shit ever, but that's a lot of money, and i actually have tons of anger and aggression i could get rid of. like right now i want to beat the shit out of this boy, but i'm keeping my distance (and no it isnt my ex).

i would certainly jump on someone for $3k

i would get jumped on for 3k

wtf! who wouldn't jump on someone for 3k

that is really not a competitive market price there

i mean, that's without the bonus and tips.

also you don't understand. he wants me to do this for like 6-7 hours a day. it takes...uh...fortitude. and the ability to conjure up anger.

this sounds incredibly dangerous? like how does he still have testicles

like 2 days a week?

Wait, so jump on him for 6-7 hrs per day? Or is that just the climax? Also, which movie studio does he run?

haha

man you gotta get a jump rope and start practicing

or a trampoline

i stomped on a book over the phone. it shook my entire house. that was when he was like 'yr it'.

it IS dangerous. that's why there's a waiver. i'm mystified by this fetish but he wants me to "take out my punk aggression" on him, so to speak. i have that aggression, but wow.

i'm going to do it tho.