I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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i'll just point out that eating someone's poop is really not in the same realm as eating someone's butthole

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

it's like the difference between drinking pee and sucking cock, yeah?

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:07 (twelve years ago) link

or, idk, licking a scab vs drinking blood

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

1. going down on ladies is the best
2. i can p much poo on demand and if only i wasn't freaked out by almost everything involved in sexyfuntimes, think i could make quite a living off of it.
3. i will lick a lady on the bumhole but really when there is a vagina right next to it that seems more pleasurable for her, seems a bit pointless. also its where poo comes from, so you best be CLEAN.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

the vagina is where pee comes from

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

uh

ObviousSccck (buzza), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

don't argue

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

The difference between wee/penis/scab/vampirism and bum/poo is that poo is not sterile or safe to consume, which is why I was wondering. Anyway Jesse I think your cleanliness tip explains it so thanks for that.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

uh

ok so I glossed over a few details, you'd have to be really meticulous to avoid the urethra

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

The difference between wee/penis/scab/vampirism and bum/poo is that poo is not sterile or safe to consume, which is why I was wondering. Anyway Jesse I think your cleanliness tip explains it so thanks for that.

― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:57 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah but the thing is not that most ppl are adverse to shit because of health reasons, it's cuz they find it gross -- i.e. if an average person was sucking a dick and the dude peed in his/her mouth, the person's first reaction would not be "well at least this isn't going to make me sick!!"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

also urine is not sterile

Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[1] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action[citation needed]. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

Agh really? (re the urine thing)

yeah but the thing is not that most ppl are adverse to shit because of health reasons, it's cuz they find it gross -- i.e. if an average person was sucking a dick and the dude peed in his/her mouth, the person's first reaction would not be "well at least this isn't going to make me sick!!"

k so it's (a) courtesy cleanliness and (b) sexual gain. Cool, ta. Having not rimmed I don't know my way round the mechanics of it.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah it's pretty easy to pleasure a butthole w/o encountering poop, if that's what you're asking

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yep

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

god I feel so Tuomas in this thread.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

tmi tuomas != ilx tuomas. asking questions and knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahahahaha

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

I have a teach-yrself-German video series which is interrupted for no apparent reason by brightly coloured RIIIIII-CO-LAAAA adverts in German, which were already pretty hilarious but thanks to this thread are now 6000x more so

thank you thread, you are entertaining and educational

sorry for being nosy straight female

agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah sorry for being nosy straight male

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:24 (twelve years ago) link

knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

words to live by, tbrr.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

in fact, possibly new board description.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

real talk: the tuomas baby masturbation thing was played about 4 years ago, leave the dude be

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

how does a 'baby masturbation thing' ever get played out be srs

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't think tuomas is at all bothered by it either, so I don't know why you're bringing him into it unless it's to make us feel guilty about bringing up something you just don't like.

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

LJ making his case to be a sitewide mod (it's his best shot at not being 51'd anymore).

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

if you want to chide people for saying stuff thats played dont preface it with "real talk"

nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation

great euphemism, like he got a ruling from the Vatican.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Friday, 7 January 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

a few things:
1- rimming is probably the sexual activity that gets me off the most after fucking. love rimming, love being rimmed.
2- there's a thing called an enema. if you ain't cleaning yourself out, then i ain't rimming you. whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb.
3- alex, i love you.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty sure "whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb" needs to be the new board description. well, actually any individual sentence in that post would make a great board description. table rulz.

rag photographique (ytth), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

consider it done

esteban and the witch (electricsound), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

What about the deindexed thing...

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

the board (and this thread) are d-ix'd, but i will change the board desc bac if it is controv

esteban and the witch (electricsound), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link

k

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

we're de-indexed and it feels so good

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:04 (twelve years ago) link

silicone enema bulb

New Oasis single.

the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Friday, 7 January 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link

fast n' silicone enema bulbous

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Friday, 7 January 2011 07:52 (twelve years ago) link

"Phone, cards, keys, douchebag... I'm good to go!"

mike t-diva, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol.

uhm, anyone who wants to can watch the preview of my solo scene, as it's up now at Heavenly Spire.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

sfw?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 January 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

um, i talk about getting gangbanged, so no. no naughty bits are shown in the preview, tho, just my bare arms and thighs (i'm wearing underwear).

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

Just like any episode of The O'Reilly Factor, no big deal.

the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

So, which one are you? It's fun to guess, but I'm basically clueless.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

the one who looks like 'the table is the table' from the world famous wdyll threads?

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, I see. I almost never read those threads. I am such a part-timer.

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, got it...

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

enjoy masterbating

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

um, okay, i'm pretty sure i secured this job in LA. (i know i said i wouldn't talk about escorting here, but this is just too weird to not talk about).

$3000/weekend to....trample this guy. like, jump on his stomach and junk and everything. he wants to buy me a Fascist Youth outfit for it, even.

he seems "normal" otherwise. highly educated and well-to-do.

it's just that i've never signed a waiver of this sort before, iykwim.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

what if you kill him

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link


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