I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

For me, it must be immaculate. Clean enough to eat (off of). Sweat is great, but it is only decent to deter the potential rimmer if things are less than spotless.

i'll just point out that eating someone's poop is really not in the same realm as eating someone's butthole

it's like the difference between drinking pee and sucking cock, yeah?

or, idk, licking a scab vs drinking blood

1. going down on ladies is the best
2. i can p much poo on demand and if only i wasn't freaked out by almost everything involved in sexyfuntimes, think i could make quite a living off of it.
3. i will lick a lady on the bumhole but really when there is a vagina right next to it that seems more pleasurable for her, seems a bit pointless. also its where poo comes from, so you best be CLEAN.

the vagina is where pee comes from

uh

don't argue

The difference between wee/penis/scab/vampirism and bum/poo is that poo is not sterile or safe to consume, which is why I was wondering. Anyway Jesse I think your cleanliness tip explains it so thanks for that.

uh

ok so I glossed over a few details, you'd have to be really meticulous to avoid the urethra

The difference between wee/penis/scab/vampirism and bum/poo is that poo is not sterile or safe to consume, which is why I was wondering. Anyway Jesse I think your cleanliness tip explains it so thanks for that.

― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:57 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah but the thing is not that most ppl are adverse to shit because of health reasons, it's cuz they find it gross -- i.e. if an average person was sucking a dick and the dude peed in his/her mouth, the person's first reaction would not be "well at least this isn't going to make me sick!!"

also urine is not sterile

Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[1] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action[citation needed]. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.

Agh really? (re the urine thing)

yeah but the thing is not that most ppl are adverse to shit because of health reasons, it's cuz they find it gross -- i.e. if an average person was sucking a dick and the dude peed in his/her mouth, the person's first reaction would not be "well at least this isn't going to make me sick!!"

k so it's (a) courtesy cleanliness and (b) sexual gain. Cool, ta. Having not rimmed I don't know my way round the mechanics of it.

well yeah it's pretty easy to pleasure a butthole w/o encountering poop, if that's what you're asking

Yep

god I feel so Tuomas in this thread.

tmi tuomas != ilx tuomas. asking questions and knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

ahahahahahaha

I have a teach-yrself-German video series which is interrupted for no apparent reason by brightly coloured RIIIIII-CO-LAAAA adverts in German, which were already pretty hilarious but thanks to this thread are now 6000x more so

thank you thread, you are entertaining and educational

sorry for being nosy straight female

oh yeah sorry for being nosy straight male

knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

words to live by, tbrr.

in fact, possibly new board description.

real talk: the tuomas baby masturbation thing was played about 4 years ago, leave the dude be

how does a 'baby masturbation thing' ever get played out be srs

I really don't think tuomas is at all bothered by it either, so I don't know why you're bringing him into it unless it's to make us feel guilty about bringing up something you just don't like.

LJ making his case to be a sitewide mod (it's his best shot at not being 51'd anymore).

if you want to chide people for saying stuff thats played dont preface it with "real talk"

There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation

great euphemism, like he got a ruling from the Vatican.

lol

a few things:
1- rimming is probably the sexual activity that gets me off the most after fucking. love rimming, love being rimmed.
2- there's a thing called an enema. if you ain't cleaning yourself out, then i ain't rimming you. whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb.
3- alex, i love you.

i'm pretty sure "whenever i travel, i travel with my silicone enema bulb" needs to be the new board description. well, actually any individual sentence in that post would make a great board description. table rulz.

consider it done

What about the deindexed thing...

the board (and this thread) are d-ix'd, but i will change the board desc bac if it is controv

k

we're de-indexed and it feels so good

silicone enema bulb

New Oasis single.

http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-7-AJ-1001

i use the big tube.

fast n' silicone enema bulbous

"Phone, cards, keys, douchebag... I'm good to go!"

lol.

uhm, anyone who wants to can watch the preview of my solo scene, as it's up now at Heavenly Spire.

sfw?

um, i talk about getting gangbanged, so no. no naughty bits are shown in the preview, tho, just my bare arms and thighs (i'm wearing underwear).

Just like any episode of The O'Reilly Factor, no big deal.

So, which one are you? It's fun to guess, but I'm basically clueless.

the one who looks like 'the table is the table' from the world famous wdyll threads?

Ah, I see. I almost never read those threads. I am such a part-timer.

Ah, got it...

enjoy masterbating

um, okay, i'm pretty sure i secured this job in LA. (i know i said i wouldn't talk about escorting here, but this is just too weird to not talk about).

$3000/weekend to....trample this guy. like, jump on his stomach and junk and everything. he wants to buy me a Fascist Youth outfit for it, even.

he seems "normal" otherwise. highly educated and well-to-do.

it's just that i've never signed a waiver of this sort before, iykwim.