I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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ive done like five years of life drawing

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

^^new pickup line

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

How many labia/vulvas (nevermind vaginas) do you see in life drawing??? Wide open leg poses were not a part of the life draw classes I took.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, you fuckers have somehow managed to make this even less fun than the other gay thread.

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

loool

big jeans (lou), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

I mean I have little desire to eat vag much the way most hetero dudes prob have little desire to put their tongue inside another guy's asshole. I mean w that being said it doesn't like OMG TOTALLY DISGUST me or anything but I don't think I actually want to do it.

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

the question seems sort of irrelevant for me because I don't ever see myself in a situation where that could occur?

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

The history of my feelings toward the vagina:

Early puberty: I was lucky in finding lots of woods-porn*, all of which was all-female, and I was happy to fap to it.

Late high school to age 21: Had "girlfriends" with whom I went to over-the-underwear petting. It was horrible, but not at all gross.

21 to 27/28: No vaginas on my mind.

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

Age 32: Did so. It was very interesting, but not arousing at all.

32 - present: Curiosity satisfied. At peace. Probably won't go back vaginas, but no one can say what the future holds. Actually I still have one bit of curiosity left: MMF....

*Some friends and I were talking about woods-porn, which is porn that you randomly find in the woods. We all had multiple experiences with it. I thought it was just me, but for some reason the woods is a good spot for youngsters to find porn.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

i have never found porn randomly in the woods! i did find a completely unopened pack of cigarettes once tho, and took it

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

ypu posted about this on ILX iirc!?! or am i imagining...

gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

No dude that's exactly what I meant! I was referring all the stupid bickery horseshit

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

Its like when your sister dares you to fart or something, and you do, and then she's all EEEWWW MOOOOOOM STEVE JUST FARTED and then you grounded. WTF.

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

Oh! OK! Hugglez 2 U Stevie D(eux)!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

gr80, I think I said something about it somewhere on ILX - maybe a Chicago thread?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

haha yes i knew i wasnt crazy

gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

I never thought I would until I did it

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was gonna say, I didn't really think that was a universal thing, but I can't say that the gay dudes I know (or lived with) are that average so I don't feel like I have a handle on things.

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

when the thread title is 'i lost a coughdrop in his asshole' i think the lid is pretty much blown off of decorum and restraint. santorum and taint, on the other hand...

rag photographique (ytth), Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think about that cough drop all the time tbh,,

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

I giggled the other day thinking about a dude going "RIIIIIICOOOOOLAAA" at another dude's asshole, tbh

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches

― mh, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh

― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I never thought I would until I did it

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

This was my trajectory which ended this evening.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:31 (eleven years ago) link

Which is to say. There is a lovely young gentleman who I have been on a few dates with etc. etc. and "I never thought I would until I did it." Also, I might have been hit in the left eye with cum.

This is far too much information to comfortably divulge on the Internet, but TMI, RICOLA ASSHOLES, etc.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome :D

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

Running seems pretty standard fare to me. I mean, I'm very mildly surprised when someone says he or she isn't into it, but I totally get why s/he would feel that way. It's like finding out someone doesn't like chocolate.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:22 (eleven years ago) link

fuck i just got hungry for chocolate

gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:27 (eleven years ago) link

*rimming (had to teach auto correct that word)

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:29 (eleven years ago) link

I have a question about rimming but don't want to derail this thread again.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

go on *strokes chin*

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

Orrite. There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation yet rimming is par for the course. I've never gone near a bum or eaten some poo but the two activities don't seem a mile away from each other. I mean I get that a clean arsehole is favourable but there's still a healthy degree of sewage getting about in the region. Am I missing something?

This is not a question expressly for gays coz obviously heteros can lick a mean starfish too, but as it's all come up in this thread it seems the ideal place to ask.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

For me, it must be immaculate. Clean enough to eat (off of). Sweat is great, but it is only decent to deter the potential rimmer if things are less than spotless.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'll just point out that eating someone's poop is really not in the same realm as eating someone's butthole

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

it's like the difference between drinking pee and sucking cock, yeah?

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

or, idk, licking a scab vs drinking blood

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

1. going down on ladies is the best
2. i can p much poo on demand and if only i wasn't freaked out by almost everything involved in sexyfuntimes, think i could make quite a living off of it.
3. i will lick a lady on the bumhole but really when there is a vagina right next to it that seems more pleasurable for her, seems a bit pointless. also its where poo comes from, so you best be CLEAN.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

the vagina is where pee comes from

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

uh

ObviousSccck (buzza), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

don't argue

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

The difference between wee/penis/scab/vampirism and bum/poo is that poo is not sterile or safe to consume, which is why I was wondering. Anyway Jesse I think your cleanliness tip explains it so thanks for that.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

uh

ok so I glossed over a few details, you'd have to be really meticulous to avoid the urethra

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:00 (eleven years ago) link

The difference between wee/penis/scab/vampirism and bum/poo is that poo is not sterile or safe to consume, which is why I was wondering. Anyway Jesse I think your cleanliness tip explains it so thanks for that.

― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:57 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah but the thing is not that most ppl are adverse to shit because of health reasons, it's cuz they find it gross -- i.e. if an average person was sucking a dick and the dude peed in his/her mouth, the person's first reaction would not be "well at least this isn't going to make me sick!!"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

also urine is not sterile

Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[1] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action[citation needed]. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

Agh really? (re the urine thing)

yeah but the thing is not that most ppl are adverse to shit because of health reasons, it's cuz they find it gross -- i.e. if an average person was sucking a dick and the dude peed in his/her mouth, the person's first reaction would not be "well at least this isn't going to make me sick!!"

k so it's (a) courtesy cleanliness and (b) sexual gain. Cool, ta. Having not rimmed I don't know my way round the mechanics of it.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:10 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah it's pretty easy to pleasure a butthole w/o encountering poop, if that's what you're asking

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

Yep

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

god I feel so Tuomas in this thread.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:14 (eleven years ago) link

tmi tuomas != ilx tuomas. asking questions and knowing nothing about rimming is fine, just don't masterbate in front a baby

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

ahahahahahaha

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:16 (eleven years ago) link


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