I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

roxy and j0rdan are like the best posters, when the living fuck are you gonna hit 153 already

i'm just working towards a better ilx

I'm not

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they own it

guys.

haha the 'I'm not' was an xpost

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they pwn it

never thought i'd ever say/type this but can we drop this nonsense and go back to talking about gross shit we'd do for money

we say we wouldn't shit on a dude for $200, but we still shit on jagger all day for free

^^^

to go back to the topic:

as a gay man (at least, er, most of the time) I can say that eating pussy is really fun, would do it again

ive done like five years of life drawing

^^new pickup line

How many labia/vulvas (nevermind vaginas) do you see in life drawing??? Wide open leg poses were not a part of the life draw classes I took.

Wow, you fuckers have somehow managed to make this even less fun than the other gay thread.

loool

I mean I have little desire to eat vag much the way most hetero dudes prob have little desire to put their tongue inside another guy's asshole. I mean w that being said it doesn't like OMG TOTALLY DISGUST me or anything but I don't think I actually want to do it.

the question seems sort of irrelevant for me because I don't ever see myself in a situation where that could occur?

The history of my feelings toward the vagina:

Early puberty: I was lucky in finding lots of woods-porn*, all of which was all-female, and I was happy to fap to it.

Late high school to age 21: Had "girlfriends" with whom I went to over-the-underwear petting. It was horrible, but not at all gross.

21 to 27/28: No vaginas on my mind.

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

Age 32: Did so. It was very interesting, but not arousing at all.

32 - present: Curiosity satisfied. At peace. Probably won't go back vaginas, but no one can say what the future holds. Actually I still have one bit of curiosity left: MMF....

*Some friends and I were talking about woods-porn, which is porn that you randomly find in the woods. We all had multiple experiences with it. I thought it was just me, but for some reason the woods is a good spot for youngsters to find porn.

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

i have never found porn randomly in the woods! i did find a completely unopened pack of cigarettes once tho, and took it

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

ypu posted about this on ILX iirc!?! or am i imagining...

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

No dude that's exactly what I meant! I was referring all the stupid bickery horseshit

Its like when your sister dares you to fart or something, and you do, and then she's all EEEWWW MOOOOOOM STEVE JUST FARTED and then you grounded. WTF.

Oh! OK! Hugglez 2 U Stevie D(eux)!

gr80, I think I said something about it somewhere on ILX - maybe a Chicago thread?

haha yes i knew i wasnt crazy

I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches

i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh

I never thought I would until I did it

I was gonna say, I didn't really think that was a universal thing, but I can't say that the gay dudes I know (or lived with) are that average so I don't feel like I have a handle on things.

when the thread title is 'i lost a coughdrop in his asshole' i think the lid is pretty much blown off of decorum and restraint. santorum and taint, on the other hand...

I think about that cough drop all the time tbh,,

I giggled the other day thinking about a dude going "RIIIIIICOOOOOLAAA" at another dude's asshole, tbh

I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches

― mh, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh

― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I never thought I would until I did it

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

This was my trajectory which ended this evening.

Which is to say. There is a lovely young gentleman who I have been on a few dates with etc. etc. and "I never thought I would until I did it." Also, I might have been hit in the left eye with cum.

This is far too much information to comfortably divulge on the Internet, but TMI, RICOLA ASSHOLES, etc.

Awesome :D

Running seems pretty standard fare to me. I mean, I'm very mildly surprised when someone says he or she isn't into it, but I totally get why s/he would feel that way. It's like finding out someone doesn't like chocolate.

fuck i just got hungry for chocolate

*rimming (had to teach auto correct that word)

I have a question about rimming but don't want to derail this thread again.

go on *strokes chin*

Orrite. There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation yet rimming is par for the course. I've never gone near a bum or eaten some poo but the two activities don't seem a mile away from each other. I mean I get that a clean arsehole is favourable but there's still a healthy degree of sewage getting about in the region. Am I missing something?

This is not a question expressly for gays coz obviously heteros can lick a mean starfish too, but as it's all come up in this thread it seems the ideal place to ask.

For me, it must be immaculate. Clean enough to eat (off of). Sweat is great, but it is only decent to deter the potential rimmer if things are less than spotless.

i'll just point out that eating someone's poop is really not in the same realm as eating someone's butthole

it's like the difference between drinking pee and sucking cock, yeah?

or, idk, licking a scab vs drinking blood

1. going down on ladies is the best
2. i can p much poo on demand and if only i wasn't freaked out by almost everything involved in sexyfuntimes, think i could make quite a living off of it.
3. i will lick a lady on the bumhole but really when there is a vagina right next to it that seems more pleasurable for her, seems a bit pointless. also its where poo comes from, so you best be CLEAN.

the vagina is where pee comes from

uh

don't argue