I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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uh huh

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

ban l0u1s jagg3r.

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

roxy and j0rdan are like the best posters, when the living fuck are you gonna hit 153 already

endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just working towards a better ilx

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they own it

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

guys.

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

haha the 'I'm not' was an xpost

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they pwn it

endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

never thought i'd ever say/type this but can we drop this nonsense and go back to talking about gross shit we'd do for money

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

we say we wouldn't shit on a dude for $200, but we still shit on jagger all day for free

endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

to go back to the topic:

as a gay man (at least, er, most of the time) I can say that eating pussy is really fun, would do it again

the tune is space, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

ive done like five years of life drawing

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

^^new pickup line

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

How many labia/vulvas (nevermind vaginas) do you see in life drawing??? Wide open leg poses were not a part of the life draw classes I took.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, you fuckers have somehow managed to make this even less fun than the other gay thread.

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

loool

big jeans (lou), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

I mean I have little desire to eat vag much the way most hetero dudes prob have little desire to put their tongue inside another guy's asshole. I mean w that being said it doesn't like OMG TOTALLY DISGUST me or anything but I don't think I actually want to do it.

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

the question seems sort of irrelevant for me because I don't ever see myself in a situation where that could occur?

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

The history of my feelings toward the vagina:

Early puberty: I was lucky in finding lots of woods-porn*, all of which was all-female, and I was happy to fap to it.

Late high school to age 21: Had "girlfriends" with whom I went to over-the-underwear petting. It was horrible, but not at all gross.

21 to 27/28: No vaginas on my mind.

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

Age 32: Did so. It was very interesting, but not arousing at all.

32 - present: Curiosity satisfied. At peace. Probably won't go back vaginas, but no one can say what the future holds. Actually I still have one bit of curiosity left: MMF....

*Some friends and I were talking about woods-porn, which is porn that you randomly find in the woods. We all had multiple experiences with it. I thought it was just me, but for some reason the woods is a good spot for youngsters to find porn.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

i have never found porn randomly in the woods! i did find a completely unopened pack of cigarettes once tho, and took it

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

27/28 to 32: Got curious about going down on a woman.

ypu posted about this on ILX iirc!?! or am i imagining...

gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

roxy and Jordan and Stevie: T. created this thread as a quarantine for TMI that was objected to on the gay thread, so it's not like you're being assaulted with things you find appalling!

No dude that's exactly what I meant! I was referring all the stupid bickery horseshit

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

Its like when your sister dares you to fart or something, and you do, and then she's all EEEWWW MOOOOOOM STEVE JUST FARTED and then you grounded. WTF.

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

Oh! OK! Hugglez 2 U Stevie D(eux)!

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

gr80, I think I said something about it somewhere on ILX - maybe a Chicago thread?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

haha yes i knew i wasnt crazy

gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

I never thought I would until I did it

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was gonna say, I didn't really think that was a universal thing, but I can't say that the gay dudes I know (or lived with) are that average so I don't feel like I have a handle on things.

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

when the thread title is 'i lost a coughdrop in his asshole' i think the lid is pretty much blown off of decorum and restraint. santorum and taint, on the other hand...

rag photographique (ytth), Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think about that cough drop all the time tbh,,

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

I giggled the other day thinking about a dude going "RIIIIIICOOOOOLAAA" at another dude's asshole, tbh

mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like ultra-hetero plain-sex dude when I'm like "why the hell would I want to put my mouth near an asshole" but I'm all like "going down on women is so awesome!" when in reality it's a difference of inches

― mh, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've heard a lot of gay dudes say the first thing tbh

― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I never thought I would until I did it

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

This was my trajectory which ended this evening.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:31 (eleven years ago) link

Which is to say. There is a lovely young gentleman who I have been on a few dates with etc. etc. and "I never thought I would until I did it." Also, I might have been hit in the left eye with cum.

This is far too much information to comfortably divulge on the Internet, but TMI, RICOLA ASSHOLES, etc.

Alex in Montreal, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome :D

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

Running seems pretty standard fare to me. I mean, I'm very mildly surprised when someone says he or she isn't into it, but I totally get why s/he would feel that way. It's like finding out someone doesn't like chocolate.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:22 (eleven years ago) link

fuck i just got hungry for chocolate

gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:27 (eleven years ago) link

*rimming (had to teach auto correct that word)

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:29 (eleven years ago) link

I have a question about rimming but don't want to derail this thread again.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

go on *strokes chin*

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

Orrite. There's a fair amount of disgust in this thread about table's dispensation yet rimming is par for the course. I've never gone near a bum or eaten some poo but the two activities don't seem a mile away from each other. I mean I get that a clean arsehole is favourable but there's still a healthy degree of sewage getting about in the region. Am I missing something?

This is not a question expressly for gays coz obviously heteros can lick a mean starfish too, but as it's all come up in this thread it seems the ideal place to ask.

"Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

For me, it must be immaculate. Clean enough to eat (off of). Sweat is great, but it is only decent to deter the potential rimmer if things are less than spotless.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'll just point out that eating someone's poop is really not in the same realm as eating someone's butthole

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

it's like the difference between drinking pee and sucking cock, yeah?

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

or, idk, licking a scab vs drinking blood

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

1. going down on ladies is the best
2. i can p much poo on demand and if only i wasn't freaked out by almost everything involved in sexyfuntimes, think i could make quite a living off of it.
3. i will lick a lady on the bumhole but really when there is a vagina right next to it that seems more pleasurable for her, seems a bit pointless. also its where poo comes from, so you best be CLEAN.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

the vagina is where pee comes from

dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 09:27 (eleven years ago) link


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