Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

You've done your share of troublemaking
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It is hard to really care about work when the job is boring
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Those questions would be fine if they were on a job counselor's questionnaire, but on a job application they're pretty loaded.

I hate shit like that, because if you tell the truth it makes you look bad but if you lie it's really obvious that you're lying. When I worked for that company in Richmond that did testing for potential employees, they used questions like that to find out how honest people were being in the testing.

it just got worse from there, i'm actually hoping i don't get this job and i'm beyond broke at this point.

You don't work too hard because it doesn't pay off anyway
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^^my fave^^

the correct answer would have been i don't work too hard because i'm likely hung the hell over.

ugh. Good morning. I want to eat everything in the world for breakfast today.

jesse, what did you try to post on my myspace? It says image does not exist.

Oh who knows. What time was it?

meh. Skip it. You should be on facebook instead, anyway.

OK LISTEN UP CHICAGO

Jenny and I are going to go see a midnight showing of Hedwig and the Angry Inch on either Friday or Saturday night at the Music Box. Come with us.

I'll let you know which night in a bit.

Leslie: This is the subject line of a spam email I got: "My new guy's prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny."

http://i-love-cartoons.com/snags/clipart/Hello-Kitty/Hello-Kitty-painting.jpg

I want to see Hedwig on stage.

this is the small mouth person

http://celshader.com/gallery/besm/besm04.gif

thanks for the heads-up, kev

i'm not current with my IL license, but I'm nationally registered and current in MT. I've been looking into how to make it happen here in Chicago

Nick, were you trying to post a pic up there? I just see a blank post.

Today is easy.

Hey, you know what's really good? C0zy C0rner. Thanks, Dan.

Yeah, I was making a joke similar to Kenan's, but mine was funnier, because it was Hello Kitty, who has no mouth at all.

my weekend: watch the Office, drink, gig, fried chicken, rehearse, gig, ribs, drink, sleep, brunch, record, fried chicken, watch the Office, sleep

I have been thinking about guitars and recording a lot this weekend. Probably too much.

recording is awesome

how does hello kitty eat?

complicated osmotic processes

photosynthesis

subsists on merchandising royalties

does she poo? I bet that's some cute poo.

http://www.icbe.org/blog/wp-content/images/hellokittypoop.png

question answered!

I have it on good authority that Hello Kitty uses sunlight energy to convert carbon dioxide and water into oxygen and glucose through the process of photosynthesis.

I've done a lot of packing, but it seems like there still must be so much more to go. I don't know if that's just a function of having a sink still full of dishes and sheets still on the bed, etc., things that aren't going to change until this weekend, anyway.

http://library.thinkquest.org/27819/media/calvin_cycle.gif

^^^^named for Dr. Melvin Calvin -- MTU WHAT?!?

I'm a Krebs man, myself.

oh hi are we talking about metabolic pathways

I really just wanted to talk about poo, but I was foiled by science.

Most of what I learned about Calvin, Krebs, ATP, and the like has been pushed to the foggiest recesses of my brain.

ahem.

I got a holiday card from my uncle & his wife the other day, including the line: "Hope your musical "career" is going well!"

Maybe they're weren't trying to sound patronizing with the quotes but I lol'ed.

HA!

Slow day around here, eh?

What shall we talk about?

It's gonna be 90 degrees today!

Fuck a 90 degrees. No, seriously. Don't tease me with sweater weather and then go back to this.

I heard 84, alarmist.

sweater weather will come back around in a few days.

uh why are you monitoring Chicago weather?
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are you some kind of creepy weather stalker?

I wore shorts today, but I am a heavy sweater. It was a good call.

I don't want to be at work today. I really need a haircut, but I also want to go to guitar stores and look at guitars and if I get a haircut I won't have time for that. But I REALLY need a haircut.

Dan is a sweater in sweaters

Nick, recently:

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My Firefox weather bar said 90.

I saw a guy wearing a hoodie this morning and I got ANGRY. I was sweating.

Did you kick his ass?