I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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i love showering at other people's places or hotel rooms with cool showers

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

was he talking with his mouth full of shit or did he swallow first

dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

i can't even

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

good question, dayo

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

he swallowed. and also kept on saying, "you have a sweet hole."

god, maybe i should just start a thread: 'table's adventures in escorting.'

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

please

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

jesus

iatee, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

'you have shitty breath, dude'

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

actually, i'm just not going to do that, and not going to post anymore about this sort of....shit. makes me feel weird.

okay, enough scat talk. i have a date with a cute punk boy this thursday.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

hey gay dudes, what is your opinion on vaginas?

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||||||( *__* )||||||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ (res), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think about them much tbh

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

that said, gay dudes who are all like EW VAGINAS are kind of the worst

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

I had never met anyone like that until a few weeks ago when I mentioned cunnilingus around 2 friends and their friends and they started acting all grossed out and squealy. I think it was the group setting in a gay bar that made them act so vocally squeamish.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

vaginas are fine, i just don't want to eat them.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, I was just about to post about cunnilingus.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

The first time I did it, I licked out a glob of thickened (ah, what should I call it? "Pussy juice" is too crude, "natural lubrication" is too vague. You all know what I mean). I was grossed out for a second, and then I spit it out and went on.

Is it my imagination, or is going down on women more difficult than going down on men?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's harder to put a hole in your mouth.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

Not if it's a Life Saver.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

god damn, stfu

nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

Roxy, this is the second time you've done this. What's going on?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i could answer this question if boys had vaginas

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

for the record I've never seen a vagina irl

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen a female crotch irl twice, but never an actual vagina & i don't really have any plans on it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

i second roxy btw

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

fish

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

u mad

mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

― gr8080, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

how did this thread get on this, anyway?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno I'm trippin' vaginas bro

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

I'm going to shut up and wander off since that's not really ilx gay thread material. I've got nothing real to say here, gay men can be ambivalent about vaginas all day, it's cool.

mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

yes but before you leave tell us what you think about dicks

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

irl i've seen vaginas probably five times. only three of those times were 'sex' involved.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

^^^

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

...but I'll drop this topic to avoid any problems.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

ban roxy and jordan from iltmi plz

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

tbrfr their negative hardbro schtick is fucking me off more than any other ilx poster and I wish they'd quit being the egotistical dickholes they seem so intent on being atm because they're alienating other ilxors and painting themselves in a really terrible light

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

what other posters?

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

uh huh

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

ban l0u1s jagg3r.

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

roxy and j0rdan are like the best posters, when the living fuck are you gonna hit 153 already

endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just working towards a better ilx

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they own it

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

guys.

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

haha the 'I'm not' was an xpost

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

basically ILX is a really chill place but certain ppl seem to think they pwn it

endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

never thought i'd ever say/type this but can we drop this nonsense and go back to talking about gross shit we'd do for money

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:31 (eleven years ago) link


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