I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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i was gonna say, i think yr getting shafted (ahem) here. i'd've held out for $300 at least, esp. if this dude does this all the time and has an art collection

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

I hope the guy at least paid for his plane ticket and gave him a tip at the end.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

saw this thread was updated and then got so let down that it was by ppl who arent tables

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

lets talk about how much money it would take to get you to shit on a guy

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

i would do it for a handful of nickels and a taco

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

Is the guy Harry Chapin: y/n

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

in all honestly, i probably would not, could not shit on a guy for $200

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

$200 seems hella cheap imo, but i don't really know what the market, uh, supports

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

poll

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

like is there a line out the door of dudes willing to crap on other dudes, just waiting to undercut someone holding out for $250

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

I want to know how it's itemised on the receipt.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

he gave me a blowjob, the most excellent rimjob i've ever received, and then i shat in his mouth. $260, and that's pretty standard— it's not like i'm eating shit, cuz that's fucking disgusting.

his art collection was mostly gay erotica from the 70s and 80s, but he had two original Mapplethorpe prints (one of them went at auction for $70k recently) as well as some Peter Hujar and really lovely bronze statues.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

what did you eat beforehand?

dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.

within shitting distance

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

i think it would be the easiest and most natural thing in the world showing up, having a drink, looking at some badass modern art, then having him show you his "speacial chair" and kind of laughing together at it then also maybe complimenting him on it, then getting down to business and taking clothes off and having him lay down and then getting to squeeze one out-- i think that would be pretty easy no problem.

but the thought of what the fuck i'd do next when i'm pantsless in some dude's house and he's lying on the ground with my shit on him gives me a panic attack so no i dont think i could shit on a guy for $200.

oh xposts

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, after i shat on him, he was like, 'okay, shower time for you.' took a quick shower, came out and my money was on the table, and then we talked about his art for 20 minutes.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

did he have a cool shower

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

i love showering at other people's places or hotel rooms with cool showers

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

was he talking with his mouth full of shit or did he swallow first

dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

i can't even

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

good question, dayo

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

he swallowed. and also kept on saying, "you have a sweet hole."

god, maybe i should just start a thread: 'table's adventures in escorting.'

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

please

darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

jesus

iatee, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

'you have shitty breath, dude'

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

actually, i'm just not going to do that, and not going to post anymore about this sort of....shit. makes me feel weird.

okay, enough scat talk. i have a date with a cute punk boy this thursday.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

hey gay dudes, what is your opinion on vaginas?

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||||||( *__* )||||||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ (res), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think about them much tbh

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

that said, gay dudes who are all like EW VAGINAS are kind of the worst

thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

I had never met anyone like that until a few weeks ago when I mentioned cunnilingus around 2 friends and their friends and they started acting all grossed out and squealy. I think it was the group setting in a gay bar that made them act so vocally squeamish.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

vaginas are fine, i just don't want to eat them.

a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, I was just about to post about cunnilingus.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

The first time I did it, I licked out a glob of thickened (ah, what should I call it? "Pussy juice" is too crude, "natural lubrication" is too vague. You all know what I mean). I was grossed out for a second, and then I spit it out and went on.

Is it my imagination, or is going down on women more difficult than going down on men?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's harder to put a hole in your mouth.

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

Not if it's a Life Saver.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

god damn, stfu

nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

Roxy, this is the second time you've done this. What's going on?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i could answer this question if boys had vaginas

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

for the record I've never seen a vagina irl

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen a female crotch irl twice, but never an actual vagina & i don't really have any plans on it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

i second roxy btw

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

the actual taste of cunnilingus is closer to metal spoons dipped in butter
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, July 28, 2003 5:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

fish

Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

u mad

mh, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

y'all are trippin vaginas are the best

― gr8080, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

how did this thread get on this, anyway?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno I'm trippin' vaginas bro

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:47 (eleven years ago) link


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