u all got lucky
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I will regret sharing this butto combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I probably would have taken the pic. :/
― ENBB, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbott you have let us all down
― Urban Coochie Collective (sic), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
50 new answers + no pics of cock yet = watching 45 minutes of previews before a movie
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Adulthood rescinded due to telling us about it.
― Please fetishize responsibly (Michael White), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
okay everyone here is an acct you can use if u wanna b *anonymous*
l: ilxpee✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧p: ilxpeen4u
― underrated anonymous penises I have shared, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
that is ilxpeen4u at gmail dot com
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 9:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark
...you may not have, but someone else did
excellent shits that i have taken
― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
How about ILXOR partners? Can I post a picture of my husband's cock?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
(And, yes, he's 100% on board with the idea.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Sure.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
(It'll be a while--he's up north for a week.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
(And I just realized how filthy that sounded, but I don't care.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/33nc9w6.jpg
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
If this leads to an untraveable tits thread, I'm in.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Can I say the last half of this thread has been an emotional rollercoastr for me? I am wondering now IF I ever formed a penis poop? Can we get Elizabeth Loftus in here?>
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lol "Packing Nut" and "Wall Mount Flange"
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
which mod is going to check the IPs to confirm cock identities
― ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Trypophobia thread, but so I'm doing both.
If I knew how to use Photoshop, I would make Wall-o-peeholes [and post it here]. Perhaps someone with the ability will do it for me.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/793991335_be186601ae.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
:-B
There's a lot of things I need to do first, most of which are contingent with taking my laptop to a Wi-Fi hotspot for an hour or two. (I currently have no access at home--I post here with an IPod.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
omg u r not gonna post yr husband's cock from a public place
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.99chan.in/tech/src/129313518660.gif
― tables n tables (crüt), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
No. I'll be posting it from my car outside the building. I'll probably post it from where I'm at right now, in fact--in front of a bakery, at night when it's closed.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Can you post it from outside a grocery?
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
If they had Wi-Fi I could "borrow," yes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
― gr8080, Monday, January 10, 2011 10:25 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
r u really?
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.
― bigdawg (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I think this whole thread is a hoax and none of it's happening
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Of course. Especially since none of us really exist outside of Ned's imagination.
― StanM, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck you for making me think about my cock and Ned's imagination at the same time
― gr8080, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ENBB, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this feels like watching a 3 hour trailer for a 10 minute movie
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
No cock, just getting you all back for all the anticlimactic bumps.
― Solid Gold Danzas (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
that's what she said
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
lololol
all net
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
We still have gotten nowhere w/ this btw
― Mrs. Doubtfife (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the untraceable likeness of peen
― buzza, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
fail
― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, I give up on this.
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nastybanners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Horse_penis.jpg
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
that's from 2006, in nebraska
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I meant for that to be really funny, sorry in advance
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
It's all fun and games until someone vomits on their keyboard and monitor
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Z S you cant say "sorry in advance" after the fact.
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
you have to go like this:
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 5 November 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
i'm lyin alonewith my head on the phone
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/braindamageaylmer00.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link