Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

idk how many pre-op m2fs we have on ilx

jeez ti4r why are you in such a rush 2 sort everything into these neat little "categories"/why cant u just *think outside the box* here

quiet u im tryna get the focus right

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3179615/2/istockphoto_3179615-piggy-bank.jpg

disappointed at how chicken everybody else on ILX is. now excuse me while I hide my junk

You should probably have got yr reg email about now, stevie d. (note to self: do not look at this thread again)

LOL now it gets interesting.

Stevie D you enrich this world /

iirc I mailed you a half-formed drawing of a cock

YES you did and I didn't see the other side of that flyer til like 3 days after the fact and LOL'd so hard coz you also drew a "?" I think

xxp I think I typed in the wrong gmail address, let me try again.

http://www.wonderful-photos.net/wp-content/uploads/circumcised-penis.jpg

just doin the lord's work, guys

lol hotlinking img

u all got lucky

I will regret sharing this but
to combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.

I probably would have taken the pic. :/

Abbott you have let us all down

50 new answers + no pics of cock yet = watching 45 minutes of previews before a movie

Abbott you have let us all down

Adulthood rescinded due to telling us about it.

okay everyone here is an acct you can use if u wanna b *anonymous*

l: ilxpee✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
p: ilxpeen4u

that is ilxpeen4u at gmail dot com

I will regret sharing this but
to combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 9:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

...you may not have, but someone else did

excellent shits that i have taken

How about ILXOR partners? Can I post a picture of my husband's cock?

(And, yes, he's 100% on board with the idea.)

Sure.

(It'll be a while--he's up north for a week.)

(And I just realized how filthy that sounded, but I don't care.)

http://i56.tinypic.com/33nc9w6.jpg

If this leads to an untraveable tits thread, I'm in.

Can I say the last half of this thread has been an emotional rollercoastr for me? I am wondering now IF I ever formed a penis poop? Can we get Elizabeth Loftus in here?>

lol "Packing Nut" and "Wall Mount Flange"

which mod is going to check the IPs to confirm cock identities

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Trypophobia thread, but so I'm doing both.

If I knew how to use Photoshop, I would make Wall-o-peeholes [and post it here]. Perhaps someone with the ability will do it for me.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/793991335_be186601ae.jpg

looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!

:-B

There's a lot of things I need to do first, most of which are contingent with taking my laptop to a Wi-Fi hotspot for an hour or two. (I currently have no access at home--I post here with an IPod.)

omg u r not gonna post yr husband's cock from a public place

http://www.99chan.in/tech/src/129313518660.gif

No. I'll be posting it from my car outside the building. I'll probably post it from where I'm at right now, in fact--in front of a bakery, at night when it's closed.

Can you post it from outside a grocery?

If they had Wi-Fi I could "borrow," yes.

looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!

― gr8080, Monday, January 10, 2011 10:25 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

r u really?

I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.

I think this whole thread is a hoax and none of it's happening

Of course. Especially since none of us really exist outside of Ned's imagination.

fuck you for making me think about my cock and Ned's imagination at the same time

lol

this feels like watching a 3 hour trailer for a 10 minute movie

No cock, just getting you all back for all the anticlimactic bumps.

I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,

half an inch

The rest (NSFW)

http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg

'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock

http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000350/318/i/110/depositphotos_3183415-Close-up-image-of-a-salami.jpg

This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.

Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9

Weiner

Man the good ol days

https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg

Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com

lol

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii6_D_pb7eAhUFMqwKHb34C9MQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nature.com%2Farticles%2F3901291&psig=AOvVaw20mM363DlLhtwOArhgYJ7E&ust=1541543182703716

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Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic

i'm lyin alone
with my head on the phone

https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/braindamageaylmer00.jpg